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Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-13 14:27:39
July 19 2008 02:28 GMT
#1
DODGING

****
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
July 19 2008 02:35 GMT
#2
Oh god I laughed almost all the way through that.

Thank you very much!
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 02:36:33
July 19 2008 02:35 GMT
#3
Oh Day[9], you tell the best jack-off stories. Post it under humour on some erotica website if you really want attention
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
July 19 2008 02:36 GMT
#4
After that story, it's necessary to provide more epic stories. 5/5
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 19 2008 02:37 GMT
#5
"...it is what it is..."

That is the best possible response.

Besides a Fonz inspired "ehhhhhhhh"
RIP Aaliyah
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 19 2008 02:38 GMT
#6
LOL
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
July 19 2008 02:39 GMT
#7
This story is amazing.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
July 19 2008 02:43 GMT
#8
Wow. That's epic. Question was the stewardess your age, or even tantalizing hot? You could of made good of that situation.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
July 19 2008 02:44 GMT
#9
ROFL, this makes me want to register 19 more accounts so I could give you 100 stars for this.
Dromar
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States2145 Posts
July 19 2008 03:00 GMT
#10
OMG that's hilarious!!
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 19 2008 03:02 GMT
#11
On July 19 2008 11:39 Hurricane wrote:
This story is amazing.

ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 19 2008 03:03 GMT
#12
rated 5 for epicness...
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 19 2008 03:39 GMT
#13
i started chuckling uncontrollably around the "focus sean focus" part hahahahahah

I am defintiely coming down to visit u and id8 around the end of september.

cheers.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 19 2008 03:44 GMT
#14
On July 19 2008 12:39 thedeadhaji wrote:
I am defintiely coming down to visit u and id8 around the end of september.


Wear shoes when you use the bathroom.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
July 19 2008 03:45 GMT
#15
dick tent rofl
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
July 19 2008 03:49 GMT
#16
Haha rated 5 this was hilarious.

Also I noticed that you think about Nick when masturbating, way to go makin the Tasteless nerds feel much better about doing it. The new mantra "If Day does it why cant I?"
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
July 19 2008 03:52 GMT
#17
awesomely epic story :D
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
July 19 2008 04:05 GMT
#18
LOL awesome story, but did it really happen?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
July 19 2008 04:28 GMT
#19
It did happen, just like that story when Tasteless was jackin off right next to Day in the same room lol
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 19 2008 04:29 GMT
#20
wow
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