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snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
April 07 2010 04:43 GMT
#41
LMAO @ "it is what it is"

5/5
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
April 07 2010 04:43 GMT
#42
wow great bump lol
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
DrivE
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States2554 Posts
April 07 2010 04:59 GMT
#43
LMAO easily made my day 5/5
I never knew you had THAT side of you day... lol
LUCK IS NO EXCUSE
numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
April 07 2010 05:29 GMT
#44
Awesome bump missed this before ahahaha
5/5
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 07 2010 05:36 GMT
#45
I remembering reading this when it was originally posted, but I guess I forgot to comment. Such an epic story hahaha.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
April 12 2010 20:09 GMT
#46
awesome bump
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
April 12 2010 20:39 GMT
#47
Awesome O_O!
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
April 12 2010 20:51 GMT
#48
OMG, Day9 Daily #100 material
Vain
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Netherlands1115 Posts
April 12 2010 21:28 GMT
#49
WTF
how did i miss this back thenO_O
Battle.net 2.0 is a waiter and he's a dick
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
April 12 2010 21:31 GMT
#50
Oh god ... hahaha

to the girl - "yeah ... how yu doing? "
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 12 2010 21:46 GMT
#51
Saving this for some sort of future something. Not saying what something means. in word now. Saved uploaing to*********** done. WOOT WOOT Day[9] great story! In a minute of my upload I got 100 hits! Now I gonna edit the upload to 1 word and then action it off on ebay! GJ DAY[9]! HILARIOUS!
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
April 12 2010 22:41 GMT
#52
whoaa, almost missed this... fucking lol!
I've often felt like jacking off while on an airplane, but never had the balls to do it. :/
화이팅
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
April 12 2010 23:25 GMT
#53
where's that post Day 9 made about Tasteless starting in the same room?
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
April 13 2010 00:16 GMT
#54
Oh my god, I was laughing throughout the entire thing. XD
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
April 13 2010 00:20 GMT
#55
wow.. and i thought i was really bad with masturbating... i think i could handle 3 hours on a plane without jacking off, and i'd feel so uncomfortable doing it ON A PLANE, but then again these moods just get to me sometimes to where i need to do it 4-5 times in a row

nonetheless epic fucking story
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
April 13 2010 00:37 GMT
#56
Sean, you are literally the funniest guy to ever use the internet.
cyberspace
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada955 Posts
April 13 2010 01:01 GMT
#57
this is one of the funniest stories i have ever read lol

5/5
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
sixduck
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States301 Posts
April 13 2010 01:05 GMT
#58
omg I am really glad this was bumped, could have missed out on a great caught jacking off story.
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
April 13 2010 01:06 GMT
#59
DAY NINE DAILY #100!!!!!!!!!!!!! to there we go to know the true story of day9 and his brother tasteless!!!!!!!! O_o
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
April 13 2010 01:35 GMT
#60
after watching day9 daily so much, i just read that story with day9's voice. it's awesome.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
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