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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 08:16:03
July 10 2008 08:02 GMT
#1
EDIT: OH RIGHT I GUESS THIS IS NSFW. I FIGURED WITH 4CHAN IT WAS IMPLIED

OKAY! before you guys go off in a flurry of hatred punches and anger kicks directed at me, you should just hear me out! i consider this a contribution

i have a friend. some of you may know him as salthook. he played terran, and he really sucked. he still does suck. thus, he really sucks. he's coming to blizzcon with me yippee! anyway, he likes to read 4chan, and he linked me to this story.

the story is about a 29-year-old uncle who has a very strange relationship with his 9-year-old niece.

i haven't been this enthralled in a story since i read harry potter when i was 10 years old:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Uncle_Anon

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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24701 Posts
July 10 2008 08:11 GMT
#2
Am I going to go to jail if I read this...

On second thought I won't click the link.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
July 10 2008 08:12 GMT
#3
Link didn't work for me... I think that's for the best.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17727 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 08:20:20
July 10 2008 08:14 GMT
#4
^_^
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 08:20:56
July 10 2008 08:20 GMT
#5
Luckily I think 4chan implies NSFW 99% of the time.

Oshit you just said the same thing.
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
July 10 2008 08:20 GMT
#6
NSWF but it's not THAT bad. In fact, it's hilarious ^^

A great contribution indeed. thx!
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
July 10 2008 08:30 GMT
#7
I can't believe I clicked that link, and I'm at my sisters house right now. Looks like I may have some explaining to do.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
HaXxorIzed
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Australia8434 Posts
July 10 2008 08:30 GMT
#8
Ah, with Wikichan gone that's where they now seek to put all the content.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/HaXxorIzed
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
July 10 2008 08:49 GMT
#9
haha, sakuracon had a 4chan event... it was at 4am... very appropriately if you ask me.

btw, this is disgusting. i never understand why people like this chibi stuff. you do realize that you are fucking up their future if you ever fuck them.
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
kAra
Profile Joined September 2004
Germany1382 Posts
July 10 2008 08:51 GMT
#10
sounds fo fake'ish
mada mada dane
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
July 10 2008 08:57 GMT
#11
Rofl 20 boners TT
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5509 Posts
July 10 2008 09:01 GMT
#12
I cant believe i read all of that. Just waiting till he goes to jail now..
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5095 Posts
July 10 2008 09:05 GMT
#13
was so god damn long couldnt be assed to read it but read bits of it and sounds like some pedo uncle who cant get some creative writing bullshit.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 10 2008 09:20 GMT
#14
lololololol
my flag is set at half mast eh? EH?
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
July 10 2008 09:29 GMT
#15
Wait, so this is actually real?! It sounds waaay too messed up. I thought it was just suppose to be humour...
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
July 10 2008 09:44 GMT
#16
Wow, I'm actually reading this now since I'm having infinite trouble watching MSL live. I'm not sure whether you were lying or not, but this is really engrossing. I mean, because nothing explicitly illegal has happened (I just finished reading part 7), and I assume and hope it is fiction, it is an interesting survey of a taboo subject that can't really be discussed due to cultural constraints. Really weird.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 10 2008 10:32 GMT
#17
On July 10 2008 18:44 Ancestral wrote:
Wow, I'm actually reading this now since I'm having infinite trouble watching MSL live. I'm not sure whether you were lying or not, but this is really engrossing. I mean, because nothing explicitly illegal has happened (I just finished reading part 7), and I assume and hope it is fiction, it is an interesting survey of a taboo subject that can't really be discussed due to cultural constraints. Really weird.


i.e. Your enjoying it.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Lisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Latvia376 Posts
July 10 2008 10:41 GMT
#18
Awesome story, 20 boners reading it!
WAH where's the blindmute loli story?!
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
July 10 2008 10:52 GMT
#19
On July 10 2008 19:32 Spenguin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 10 2008 18:44 Ancestral wrote:
Wow, I'm actually reading this now since I'm having infinite trouble watching MSL live. I'm not sure whether you were lying or not, but this is really engrossing. I mean, because nothing explicitly illegal has happened (I just finished reading part 7), and I assume and hope it is fiction, it is an interesting survey of a taboo subject that can't really be discussed due to cultural constraints. Really weird.


i.e. Your enjoying it.

You were able to extrapolate a brief one sentence summary from the somewhat longer content in my post ^.^ !
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 10 2008 11:12 GMT
#20
ahh salthoook why doesnt he play with us anymore

Best ID ever.
kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
July 10 2008 11:13 GMT
#21
Funny story. i hope its fictional too >.<
prOxi.bOn ; \\ What makes most people feel happy/Leads us headlong into harm.
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
July 10 2008 11:34 GMT
#22
anyone know the play "How I learned to drive" by Paula Vogel? :O
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 10 2008 15:02 GMT
#23
well...

I read the entire thing. Fucking hilarious. Oddly erotic. Very disturbing. Thanks for sharing hehe
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 10 2008 15:08 GMT
#24
wtf a $1 tip on a $19 pizza? -.-
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
SteelString
Profile Joined July 2006
446 Posts
July 10 2008 16:51 GMT
#25
I actually read all of that. and it entertained me. :|
bustaBust
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada469 Posts
July 10 2008 17:31 GMT
#26
wow that was fucked. why the hell did u link this sick shit?
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
July 10 2008 17:35 GMT
#27
that was awesome. lolies are win
Infundibulum
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States2552 Posts
July 10 2008 17:53 GMT
#28
its a fucked up story, and whether it's true or not i do love the way the guy writes. i find it to be very entertaining.
LoL NA: MothLite == Steam: p0nd
himurakenshin
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1845 Posts
July 10 2008 18:06 GMT
#29
This is made up for sure. even I can make up a story like this
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5509 Posts
July 10 2008 19:20 GMT
#30
But you will never know for sure O_O
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 19:23:01
July 10 2008 19:22 GMT
#31
Obviously a fake story. But a good read. It's very similar to Lolita.
ZoDD
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada309 Posts
July 11 2008 00:05 GMT
#32
cool read thx
smarr pee pee
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
July 11 2008 00:18 GMT
#33
On July 11 2008 00:02 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
well...

I read the entire thing. Fucking hilarious. Oddly erotic. Very disturbing. Thanks for sharing hehe

At least some one had the balls to say "Oddly Erotic" rofl.
Not bad for a cat toy.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
July 11 2008 00:49 GMT
#34
I actually have been on 4chan just for that guy, I think his an amazing storyteller and incorporates the "loli taboo" into his work very well, I doubt it real however.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
July 11 2008 01:50 GMT
#35
This is ridiculously long, but I can't stop reading T_T
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
HaXxorIzed
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Australia8434 Posts
July 11 2008 05:41 GMT
#36
Real work or no, it's well put together. This in itself is a reflection of the abilities of the storyteller to work with a concept most won't tolerate after all.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/HaXxorIzed
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
July 11 2008 06:01 GMT
#37
wow, that stuff is weird....
Fobbish
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Korea (South)1071 Posts
July 11 2008 06:43 GMT
#38
lol at the end.

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i dont know why but it made me laugh
강함은 타고나는 것이 아니라 만들어 지는 것이다! - 외인구단
PePe QuiCoSE
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Argentina1204 Posts
July 11 2008 13:42 GMT
#39
On July 10 2008 20:34 poilord wrote:
anyone know the play "How I learned to drive" by Paula Vogel? :O

no, but it´s playing in a theater in the city. Worth watching?
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-11 21:18:00
July 11 2008 21:15 GMT
#40
On July 11 2008 22:42 PePe QuiCoSE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 10 2008 20:34 poilord wrote:
anyone know the play "How I learned to drive" by Paula Vogel? :O

no, but it´s playing in a theater in the city. Worth watching?


I've never seen it performed on stage so far; I only read the text version. I think it's a great play, so if you get the chance, definitely watch it! It'll be worth your time.
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