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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 08:16:03
July 10 2008 08:02 GMT
#1
EDIT: OH RIGHT I GUESS THIS IS NSFW. I FIGURED WITH 4CHAN IT WAS IMPLIED

OKAY! before you guys go off in a flurry of hatred punches and anger kicks directed at me, you should just hear me out! i consider this a contribution

i have a friend. some of you may know him as salthook. he played terran, and he really sucked. he still does suck. thus, he really sucks. he's coming to blizzcon with me yippee! anyway, he likes to read 4chan, and he linked me to this story.

the story is about a 29-year-old uncle who has a very strange relationship with his 9-year-old niece.

i haven't been this enthralled in a story since i read harry potter when i was 10 years old:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Uncle_Anon

***
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24773 Posts
July 10 2008 08:11 GMT
#2
Am I going to go to jail if I read this...

On second thought I won't click the link.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
July 10 2008 08:12 GMT
#3
Link didn't work for me... I think that's for the best.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17742 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 08:20:20
July 10 2008 08:14 GMT
#4
^_^
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-10 08:20:56
July 10 2008 08:20 GMT
#5
Luckily I think 4chan implies NSFW 99% of the time.

Oshit you just said the same thing.
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
July 10 2008 08:20 GMT
#6
NSWF but it's not THAT bad. In fact, it's hilarious ^^

A great contribution indeed. thx!
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
July 10 2008 08:30 GMT
#7
I can't believe I clicked that link, and I'm at my sisters house right now. Looks like I may have some explaining to do.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
HaXxorIzed
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Australia8434 Posts
July 10 2008 08:30 GMT
#8
Ah, with Wikichan gone that's where they now seek to put all the content.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/HaXxorIzed
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
July 10 2008 08:49 GMT
#9
haha, sakuracon had a 4chan event... it was at 4am... very appropriately if you ask me.

btw, this is disgusting. i never understand why people like this chibi stuff. you do realize that you are fucking up their future if you ever fuck them.
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
kAra
Profile Joined September 2004
Germany1424 Posts
July 10 2008 08:51 GMT
#10
sounds fo fake'ish
mada mada dane
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
July 10 2008 08:57 GMT
#11
Rofl 20 boners TT
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5532 Posts
July 10 2008 09:01 GMT
#12
I cant believe i read all of that. Just waiting till he goes to jail now..
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
July 10 2008 09:05 GMT
#13
was so god damn long couldnt be assed to read it but read bits of it and sounds like some pedo uncle who cant get some creative writing bullshit.
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 10 2008 09:20 GMT
#14
lololololol
my flag is set at half mast eh? EH?
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
July 10 2008 09:29 GMT
#15
Wait, so this is actually real?! It sounds waaay too messed up. I thought it was just suppose to be humour...
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
July 10 2008 09:44 GMT
#16
Wow, I'm actually reading this now since I'm having infinite trouble watching MSL live. I'm not sure whether you were lying or not, but this is really engrossing. I mean, because nothing explicitly illegal has happened (I just finished reading part 7), and I assume and hope it is fiction, it is an interesting survey of a taboo subject that can't really be discussed due to cultural constraints. Really weird.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 10 2008 10:32 GMT
#17
On July 10 2008 18:44 Ancestral wrote:
Wow, I'm actually reading this now since I'm having infinite trouble watching MSL live. I'm not sure whether you were lying or not, but this is really engrossing. I mean, because nothing explicitly illegal has happened (I just finished reading part 7), and I assume and hope it is fiction, it is an interesting survey of a taboo subject that can't really be discussed due to cultural constraints. Really weird.


i.e. Your enjoying it.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Lisk
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Latvia376 Posts
July 10 2008 10:41 GMT
#18
Awesome story, 20 boners reading it!
WAH where's the blindmute loli story?!
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
July 10 2008 10:52 GMT
#19
On July 10 2008 19:32 Spenguin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 10 2008 18:44 Ancestral wrote:
Wow, I'm actually reading this now since I'm having infinite trouble watching MSL live. I'm not sure whether you were lying or not, but this is really engrossing. I mean, because nothing explicitly illegal has happened (I just finished reading part 7), and I assume and hope it is fiction, it is an interesting survey of a taboo subject that can't really be discussed due to cultural constraints. Really weird.


i.e. Your enjoying it.

You were able to extrapolate a brief one sentence summary from the somewhat longer content in my post ^.^ !
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 10 2008 11:12 GMT
#20
ahh salthoook why doesnt he play with us anymore

Best ID ever.
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