OKAY! before you guys go off in a flurry of hatred punches and anger kicks directed at me, you should just hear me out! i consider this a contribution
i have a friend. some of you may know him as salthook. he played terran, and he really sucked. he still does suck. thus, he really sucks. he's coming to blizzcon with me yippee! anyway, he likes to read 4chan, and he linked me to this story.
the story is about a 29-year-old uncle who has a very strange relationship with his 9-year-old niece.
i haven't been this enthralled in a story since i read harry potter when i was 10 years old: