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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
May 29 2008 21:39 GMT
#61
If I can't hold it, I go down the hall next in the last hall which is well hidden. But if I can I wait till I get home.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
May 29 2008 21:43 GMT
#62
This is a subject I feel so strongly about that I will give it my 1000th post. I allllways look for the perfect bathroom, I'm worst then a girl. I like bathrooms that lock, and have a fan or music playing (nothin' more fun then taking a loud explosive crap when you can hear the lights buzzing in the quiet and there's 3 guys pissing at urinals right?) Sigh, here's to nigh 3 year's worth of useless 1 liners and retarded blogs.
bg
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
May 29 2008 21:46 GMT
#63
I'll take the one in closest proximity for sure. Don't care where I pee;
but doodoo is a nono on any sort of public toilets :|
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
May 29 2008 22:32 GMT
#64
On May 30 2008 02:21 Equinox_kr wrote:
Haha my brother held off going to the bathroom for like 12 hours or something because he hated going to public restrooms, especially in Penn Station and shit

You should've seen him run to the bathroom when he got home, I swear he was flying hahaha


I do the same thing. I hate using public bathrooms. If I have to piss, I'd go piss anywhere. If I have to take a shit, I try not to do it in a public area.

Like a few weeks ago(maybe 2 weeks at top), I was playing Basketball with some friends. I had to take shit in the middle of the game. So, after the game ends I grab my bag, and walk away saying, "Ill be back in a few mins."

I ran to the nearest grocery store, and luckily the the janitor cleaned the bathroom, and the toilet was clean. I am glad I came at the right time. : - ) When I came back to the courts, my friends were wondering where I was. LOL. They even called when I was taking a shit.
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
kyjori
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
371 Posts
May 29 2008 22:43 GMT
#65
mother fucking genious man.... hell yeah to toilet hunter. more than anything though, you must know the best toilets at the library~~ thank god the dorms i stayed in had inidivudal bathrooms for em ^_^
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11599 Posts
May 29 2008 22:45 GMT
#66
I will share with you all a shitting story. So between 8th and 9th grade, during the summer I went to a camp for 2 weeks. There, was a group of people from spain there was well. It was a coed camp so naturally I get a huge crush on this one chick who was from spain. Since we would always be together (the group form spain and myself) I was shy as fuck, and didn't want to say I gotta go to the bathroom, hell I didn't want to go to the bathrooms there.

The bathroom stalls had no locks and half of them were clogged. So naturally, I tried to hold it in for as long as I could. Somehow, I was able to hold in my shit for about 9 days.

On that 9th day, oh boy did I have to shit. I pretty much ran after dinner to the public bathrooms and I sit down. For 30 minutes straight, I'm shitting and letting out moans cuz it feels so much better. Then, I hear a voice calling someones name,

"Hey Johnny!" Instantly, I quiet up, and then I hear "UGHH OH SHIT JOHNNY U STUNK THIS PLACE UP!"

Then at the stall next to me, I hear this Johnny character say, "No its not me, its the guy next to me!" Johnny gets up and leaves, and his friend leaves mocking him. I finish in the next 10 minutes, and walk out, and jump in the pool so if i stunk at all, I would lose it in the water.

And boy oh boy, the next day it still stunk in there bathroom.
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Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
May 29 2008 23:28 GMT
#67
On May 30 2008 07:45 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I will share with you all a shitting story. So between 8th and 9th grade, during the summer I went to a camp for 2 weeks. There, was a group of people from spain there was well. It was a coed camp so naturally I get a huge crush on this one chick who was from spain. Since we would always be together (the group form spain and myself) I was shy as fuck, and didn't want to say I gotta go to the bathroom, hell I didn't want to go to the bathrooms there.

The bathroom stalls had no locks and half of them were clogged. So naturally, I tried to hold it in for as long as I could. Somehow, I was able to hold in my shit for about 9 days.

On that 9th day, oh boy did I have to shit. I pretty much ran after dinner to the public bathrooms and I sit down. For 30 minutes straight, I'm shitting and letting out moans cuz it feels so much better. Then, I hear a voice calling someones name,

"Hey Johnny!" Instantly, I quiet up, and then I hear "UGHH OH SHIT JOHNNY U STUNK THIS PLACE UP!"

Then at the stall next to me, I hear this Johnny character say, "No its not me, its the guy next to me!" Johnny gets up and leaves, and his friend leaves mocking him. I finish in the next 10 minutes, and walk out, and jump in the pool so if i stunk at all, I would lose it in the water.

And boy oh boy, the next day it still stunk in there bathroom.


Haha, I think many of us can relate.

But more on point.. 9 DAYS??????? You held your shit in for N-I-N-E fucking days? Did you have a bloody rubber bung in there or something? Madness.
xmShake
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1100 Posts
May 30 2008 02:09 GMT
#68
On May 30 2008 07:45 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I was able to hold in my shit for about 9 days.

Holy fuck LOLLLLLLLLLLL. Is this even possible.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
May 30 2008 03:55 GMT
#69
On May 30 2008 00:36 .MistiK wrote:
I've only taken a shit at school once in my life

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caution.slip
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States775 Posts
May 30 2008 03:56 GMT
#70
On May 30 2008 11:09 XMShake wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2008 07:45 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I was able to hold in my shit for about 9 days.

Holy fuck LOLLLLLLLLLLL. Is this even possible.



No joke, i've gone 2+ weeks holding poo. I used to do it a lot when I was younger. What you do is you sit on your heel(that is you squat on one leg). You put your heel on one buttcheek and you press down over sideways, so it sort of clamps down your asshole. You'll feel your bowels move but nothing will come out (at all). Unfortunately this leads to really really hard poo in your butt trying to come out, which HURTS.

Anyways its really much healthier to poop every day, even twice a day (though i go once every 2-3 days, force of habit). I still hold it (in the manner described above) if i know i won't make it to a toilet in time or if i'm doing something that really requires my attention.

I'll warn you though...sometimes its hard to if it'll be wet or not...wet ones are hard to seal =(

actually i heard if you hold your poop for too long you'll die =O
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Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
May 30 2008 09:29 GMT
#71
Depends alot regarding how much of a difference there is between different bathrooms, but if I need to take a serious dump i'm gonna go for that special toilet i know of
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
May 30 2008 10:08 GMT
#72
When i was in the army i really searched the whole base for some privacy. Especially when you have stomach problems. I mean imagine 20 people taking a dump at the same time, it's fucking disgusting.

So one day i was wandering around after lunch, and i found it. It was perfect, spitshine, clean and it smelled normal. From that day on my whole body would time it's dump so i could go there.

Worst day was when we were in a bunker for one week straight, bad airconditioning only 2 toilets for 40 people and of course after the second day the whole flushing system broke down. Fuck worst toilet time of my life!
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
May 30 2008 13:17 GMT
#73
On May 30 2008 11:09 XMShake wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2008 07:45 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I was able to hold in my shit for about 9 days.

Holy fuck LOLLLLLLLLLLL. Is this even possible.


Seriously, what the fuck. Did it feel like you were shitting out a football made of cement??
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 30 2008 13:40 GMT
#74
that sounds unhealthy

although on said outdoorsy hiking campin trip I knew more than 1 guy who held it in for 6ish days by eating practically nothing.
Tropics
Profile Joined August 2007
United Kingdom1132 Posts
May 30 2008 16:20 GMT
#75
Probably. I only ever use our upstairs toilet because the downstairs one is tiny and cramped, so I guess that would be extended if I ever lived in a dorm or whatever
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 30 2008 21:39 GMT
#76
oh you've got the symptoms baby!
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
May 31 2008 05:42 GMT
#77
i used to do this
i stopped sometime ago, now i just spend extra time to carefully wipe the seat & align toilet paper such that i dont actually touch anything. oh and for my dorm i learned the rough times when the cleaning people come so i at least have some confidence im not sitting on filth if i come there <30min after they're done
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Armathai
Profile Joined October 2007
1023 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-04 23:11:42
October 04 2011 23:09 GMT
#78
Yes I had to revive this!

Just because I felt this blog couldn't be complete without this video.

http://www.fat-pie.com/menfromupthestairs.htm

edit: youtube

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Phtes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States370 Posts
October 04 2011 23:49 GMT
#79
The toilets on building #2 of my college, all the way in the back far corner, single bathroom, never used, always clean, thank god I found it cause the other ones look like something inhumane exploded in them =.=
I'm Your Phtes o.0 **SKT1 For Life!**
Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
October 05 2011 00:34 GMT
#80
LOL wow this reminds me...when I was in middle school visiting boarding high schools with my brother, he ended up making his decision between a few schools based on the quality of the bathrooms there.
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