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{CC}StealthBlue
United States41117 Posts
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Pwntrucci[sR]
Canada1519 Posts
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poilord
Germany3252 Posts
but doodoo is a nono on any sort of public toilets :| | ||
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JudgeMathis
Cuba1286 Posts
On May 30 2008 02:21 Equinox_kr wrote: Haha my brother held off going to the bathroom for like 12 hours or something because he hated going to public restrooms, especially in Penn Station and shit You should've seen him run to the bathroom when he got home, I swear he was flying hahaha I do the same thing. I hate using public bathrooms. If I have to piss, I'd go piss anywhere. If I have to take a shit, I try not to do it in a public area. Like a few weeks ago(maybe 2 weeks at top), I was playing Basketball with some friends. I had to take shit in the middle of the game. So, after the game ends I grab my bag, and walk away saying, "Ill be back in a few mins." I ran to the nearest grocery store, and luckily the the janitor cleaned the bathroom, and the toilet was clean. I am glad I came at the right time. : - ) When I came back to the courts, my friends were wondering where I was. LOL. They even called when I was taking a shit.  | ||
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kyjori
371 Posts
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11568 Posts
The bathroom stalls had no locks and half of them were clogged. So naturally, I tried to hold it in for as long as I could. Somehow, I was able to hold in my shit for about 9 days. On that 9th day, oh boy did I have to shit. I pretty much ran after dinner to the public bathrooms and I sit down. For 30 minutes straight, I'm shitting and letting out moans cuz it feels so much better. Then, I hear a voice calling someones name, "Hey Johnny!" Instantly, I quiet up, and then I hear "UGHH OH SHIT JOHNNY U STUNK THIS PLACE UP!" Then at the stall next to me, I hear this Johnny character say, "No its not me, its the guy next to me!" Johnny gets up and leaves, and his friend leaves mocking him. I finish in the next 10 minutes, and walk out, and jump in the pool so if i stunk at all, I would lose it in the water. And boy oh boy, the next day it still stunk in there bathroom. | ||
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Elric
United Kingdom1327 Posts
On May 30 2008 07:45 CaucasianAsian wrote: I will share with you all a shitting story. So between 8th and 9th grade, during the summer I went to a camp for 2 weeks. There, was a group of people from spain there was well. It was a coed camp so naturally I get a huge crush on this one chick who was from spain. Since we would always be together (the group form spain and myself) I was shy as fuck, and didn't want to say I gotta go to the bathroom, hell I didn't want to go to the bathrooms there. The bathroom stalls had no locks and half of them were clogged. So naturally, I tried to hold it in for as long as I could. Somehow, I was able to hold in my shit for about 9 days. On that 9th day, oh boy did I have to shit. I pretty much ran after dinner to the public bathrooms and I sit down. For 30 minutes straight, I'm shitting and letting out moans cuz it feels so much better. Then, I hear a voice calling someones name, "Hey Johnny!" Instantly, I quiet up, and then I hear "UGHH OH SHIT JOHNNY U STUNK THIS PLACE UP!" Then at the stall next to me, I hear this Johnny character say, "No its not me, its the guy next to me!" Johnny gets up and leaves, and his friend leaves mocking him. I finish in the next 10 minutes, and walk out, and jump in the pool so if i stunk at all, I would lose it in the water. And boy oh boy, the next day it still stunk in there bathroom. Haha, I think many of us can relate. But more on point.. 9 DAYS??????? You held your shit in for N-I-N-E fucking days? Did you have a bloody rubber bung in there or something? Madness. | ||
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xmShake
United States1100 Posts
On May 30 2008 07:45 CaucasianAsian wrote: I was able to hold in my shit for about 9 days. Holy fuck LOLLLLLLLLLLL. Is this even possible. | ||
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New Zealand6137 Posts
On May 30 2008 00:36 .MistiK wrote: I've only taken a shit at school once in my life | ||
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caution.slip
United States775 Posts
On May 30 2008 11:09 XMShake wrote: Holy fuck LOLLLLLLLLLLL. Is this even possible. No joke, i've gone 2+ weeks holding poo. I used to do it a lot when I was younger. What you do is you sit on your heel(that is you squat on one leg). You put your heel on one buttcheek and you press down over sideways, so it sort of clamps down your asshole. You'll feel your bowels move but nothing will come out (at all). Unfortunately this leads to really really hard poo in your butt trying to come out, which HURTS. Anyways its really much healthier to poop every day, even twice a day (though i go once every 2-3 days, force of habit). I still hold it (in the manner described above) if i know i won't make it to a toilet in time or if i'm doing something that really requires my attention. I'll warn you though...sometimes its hard to if it'll be wet or not...wet ones are hard to seal =( actually i heard if you hold your poop for too long you'll die =O | ||
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Holylight
Korea (South)460 Posts
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Jayson X
Switzerland2431 Posts
So one day i was wandering around after lunch, and i found it. It was perfect, spitshine, clean and it smelled normal. From that day on my whole body would time it's dump so i could go there. Worst day was when we were in a bunker for one week straight, bad airconditioning only 2 toilets for 40 people and of course after the second day the whole flushing system broke down. Fuck worst toilet time of my life! | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32026 Posts
On May 30 2008 11:09 XMShake wrote: Holy fuck LOLLLLLLLLLLL. Is this even possible. Seriously, what the fuck. Did it feel like you were shitting out a football made of cement?? | ||
thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
 although on said outdoorsy hiking campin trip I knew more than 1 guy who held it in for 6ish days by eating practically nothing. | ||
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Tropics
United Kingdom1132 Posts
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
i stopped sometime ago, now i just spend extra time to carefully wipe the seat & align toilet paper such that i dont actually touch anything. oh and for my dorm i learned the rough times when the cleaning people come so i at least have some confidence im not sitting on filth if i come there <30min after they're done | ||
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Armathai
1023 Posts
Just because I felt this blog couldn't be complete without this video. http://www.fat-pie.com/menfromupthestairs.htm edit: youtube | ||
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Phtes
United States370 Posts
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Zlasher
United States9129 Posts
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