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HypnoticPoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Singapore291 Posts
May 29 2008 16:45 GMT
#21
whats up with the sudden increase in toilet-talk
MEOW.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-29 16:47:39
May 29 2008 16:45 GMT
#22
i have a severe case of IBS. i don't have the luxury of being picky.

I've shit on the side of the road.
I've shit in a bathroom stall at a bar (omg this is the worst).
I've shit at school.
Hell, i've shit my pants in the middle of a grocery store.

i'm just happy if i can find a washroom in time.

on top of that, it's often a long and painful experience. god i hate shitting anywhere but at home... ;(

On May 30 2008 01:13 MiniRoman wrote:
so I head off to the bathroom and get hop aboard the toilet and let it begin. While I'm going these fucking grade 8's walk in, bust open my stall GTA style and start laughing at me for shitting. I WAS TRAUMATIZED!!!


i've had a similar experience.

fuck, that's a lie. I've had several.
Happiness only real when shared.
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
May 29 2008 16:46 GMT
#23
McDonnell has nice toilets? I didn't even know that it had bathrooms, or at least I've certainly never used them. Unless you're referring to Jadwin :O

I look for clean toilets, ie dorm halls with sensible guys that clean up after use. Sub-free basements ftw.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
May 29 2008 16:49 GMT
#24
On May 30 2008 01:19 thedeadhaji wrote:
once you start work you'll realize that no one will give a fucking rats ass b/c when you do your 9-5ers every day you have no fucking choice but to go #2 baby.

guy 1 walks out of stall
guy 2 glances, thinking 'oh he took a shit, whatevs' -> continues pissing.
guy 1 notices that guy 2 doesnt give a shit.

GL, but I know how you feel!


this is absolutely true.

after being at work, and sitting in the stall next to someone who just lets it fucking rip for 10 minutes straight - sometimes with moans thrown in! - i've lost being embarrassed about taking a shit at work.

taking a shit at a bar is still nasty though.
Happiness only real when shared.
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
May 29 2008 17:01 GMT
#25
On May 30 2008 00:24 0xDEADBEEF wrote:
Yeah, absolutely.
But I prefer to avoid going to public toilets altogether.


Same here.
We make signature, then defense it.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 29 2008 17:06 GMT
#26
On May 30 2008 01:29 Raithed wrote:
rofl. i love your blogs.


at your service!

On May 30 2008 01:46 azndsh wrote:
McDonnell has nice toilets? I didn't even know that it had bathrooms, or at least I've certainly never used them. Unless you're referring to Jadwin :O

I look for clean toilets, ie dorm halls with sensible guys that clean up after use. Sub-free basements ftw.



Exacly! no one fucking uses them hahaha. 2nd floor, right next to the elevators. They're quite nice! I think the psych building had some nice ones iirc. Frist aint bad either but traffic is high.

I actually have a pic with Klogon in said bathroom when we were at the Pton Penn football game.

On May 30 2008 01:45 Mora wrote:
i have a severe case of IBS. i don't have the luxury of being picky.

I've shit on the side of the road.
I've shit in a bathroom stall at a bar (omg this is the worst).
I've shit at school.
Hell, i've shit my pants in the middle of a grocery store.

i'm just happy if i can find a washroom in time.

on top of that, it's often a long and painful experience. god i hate shitting anywhere but at home... ;(


Not b/c you've played catcher a few too many times? I kid
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
May 29 2008 17:21 GMT
#27
Haha my brother held off going to the bathroom for like 12 hours or something because he hated going to public restrooms, especially in Penn Station and shit

You should've seen him run to the bathroom when he got home, I swear he was flying hahaha
^-^
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
May 29 2008 17:22 GMT
#28
On May 30 2008 01:42 CTStalker wrote:
i used to do this at school. actually i do it at work too. my shit schedule almost revolves around being at school or work.

i mean, who wants to actually buy toilet paper?


I'm actually the same. For me though, it isn't about toilet paper, it's about clogging. Lets just say I deliver big packages. The toilets at the Uni are very much industrial grade high pressure, very good at flushing no matter what I throw at them. And if it does clog, it's somebody elses problem. At home on the other hand, two out of three times it clogs and it's my problem.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 29 2008 17:24 GMT
#29
On May 30 2008 02:22 GeneralStan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2008 01:42 CTStalker wrote:
i used to do this at school. actually i do it at work too. my shit schedule almost revolves around being at school or work.

i mean, who wants to actually buy toilet paper?


I'm actually the same. For me though, it isn't about toilet paper, it's about clogging. Lets just say I deliver big packages. The toilets at the Uni are very much industrial grade high pressure, very good at flushing no matter what I throw at them. And if it does clog, it's somebody elses problem. At home on the other hand, two out of three times it clogs and it's my problem.


gotta clench 'em harder!
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
May 29 2008 17:44 GMT
#30
This blog is so LMFAO!

I'm a toilet hunter and sh!t i've been traumatized a few times as well...I dodge doing the #2 even at work unless im here alone...Oh god I can almost quote everyone here b/c so much of it is true and so LOL! I think the worst place I had to lay one out at was at some flea market without stall doors...
ya had ya shot kid!
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-29 17:57:03
May 29 2008 17:54 GMT
#31
Haji, I sir, am toilet hunter number 1. I remember even discussing the best spots to take a crap my freshmen year at Penn with people trying to share the secrets.

And yes, I remember those bathrooms at Princeton... hahaha they were quite nice. I was jealous thinking all your bathrooms were like that, but I guess not? Hahaha.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 29 2008 17:58 GMT
#32
On May 30 2008 01:42 CTStalker wrote:
i used to do this at school. actually i do it at work too. my shit schedule almost revolves around being at school or work.

i mean, who wants to actually buy toilet paper?


I live on on-campus housing, and although they provide free toilet paper for these bathrooms, you may as well wipe your ass with paper. Thus, I buy my own. I have high standards.
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
May 29 2008 17:59 GMT
#33
wtf princeton and cambridge have nasty toilets? is it possible?
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
May 29 2008 18:06 GMT
#34
Lol
yes I am a toilet hunter

3rd floor of the biological sciences library is my current
RoadTrippin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States48 Posts
May 29 2008 18:09 GMT
#35
Reminds of back when I was 14 or something, I hate to take a dump real bad and I was swimming in a small boat dock with friends. Well, there's no restroom around the dock and to take a shit in the jungle/wilderness, I had to climb like 200 feet up which by then I my shit would probably come out. So, I did what my natural instincts told me to do, I swam like several yards away from my friends and hide behind one of these concrete pillars used for docking the boats. There, I took a shit in the damn ocean.. Yeap... The shit slowly in a twirling motion goes down to the ocean floor ~10ft depth. Its like watching a shit go down a long ass toilet. Wipe my ass with my swimming shorts, by giving myself a weggie. And I swam back to my friend and acted like nothing happen. 5 minutes later, one my of friend spear fished a god damned stone fish ( think they said its the most poisoneous fish in the work or something) of course we all swam to the dock pathway scared shitless and from there kept cursing at the dude.. Fun times.
Ps. Now that I look back, taking a shit in the ocean is fucking disgusting.
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
May 29 2008 18:32 GMT
#36
i used to take the toilet paper from the public bathroom at school at like 3am so i wouldnt have to buy any for mine
Legalize drugs and murder.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43212 Posts
May 29 2008 18:35 GMT
#37
I bought a car off Koreans who go to my university yesterday (one of them was going home and selling the car) and Starcraft came up and they were amazed. 'Tis a funny world.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43212 Posts
May 29 2008 18:37 GMT
#38
That was mainly just a random comment directed at Haji and I am aware how off topic it is.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 29 2008 18:41 GMT
#39
That's fine, it's tradition in mi blogz!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 29 2008 18:41 GMT
#40
kwark do you have any toilet stories to share though?
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