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NeoIllusions
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NeoIllusions
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ph34r Remind me to bust in on you next time. | ||
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thedeadhaji
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Centric
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NeoIllusions
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On May 30 2008 03:55 Centric wrote: Whoever isn't a toilet hunter wants crabs. Cause you totally rub your nads all over the toilet seat. Yup. | ||
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NeoIllusions
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On May 30 2008 03:52 thedeadhaji wrote: I'm pretty sure the 1st floor bathroom near the kitchen doesnt have a lock! Didn't use the downstairs one for #2. ^_^ | ||
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Centric
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On May 30 2008 03:57 NeoIllusions wrote: Cause you totally rub your nads all over the toilet seat. Yup. There have been documented cases of people getting crabs from public toilets. | ||
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thedeadhaji
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On May 30 2008 03:58 Centric wrote: There have been documented cases of people getting crabs from public toilets.  | ||
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NeoIllusions
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On May 30 2008 03:58 Centric wrote: There have been documented cases of people getting crabs from public toilets. Au contraire. http://www.medicinenet.com/pubic_lice_crabs/glossary.htm A common misbelief is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This is not likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats. | ||
KwarK
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On May 30 2008 03:41 thedeadhaji wrote: kwark do you have any toilet stories to share though? Not really. Only epic tales of retention while awaiting a safe haven in which to unclench. | ||
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SayaSP
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thedeadhaji
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Now, there is a central dogma in all of Japanese schools, heavier the younger you are -- you must not lay an egg in the toilets, else you will b esubect to public ridicule and your nickname will become "crap boy", "stinky boy", or some equivalent. I, being the foreigner (who had to field the obligatory "zomg you speak english? omgomg"), while aware of said cardinal rule, one day could not keep it in. I had to find a place to release my misery, but what do you fucking know, it's that time when everyfuckingone is cleaning everyfuckingwhere! Ya, all toilets in the entire school (or at least areas that I was aware of, being a fucking 7 year old), were infested with older peeps (ie 5th graders etc). The first place I went to for some reason didn't have stalls at all! I was in horror, as you could imagine. The shock and despair.... indescribable. Pain ever-increasing. The memory is hazy, as it was over 15 years ago -- but I think I hobbled my way to a bathroom I hadn't been to before -- probably some area where upperclassmen were - there were pple there but I didn't care. I was probably about to cry anyways. In fact, I dont think I was even aware then that they were cleaning the toilets. I let go, let go of my regrets and pain and past, and I was free. Poetic. As I exited, I heard behind me, "aw, who took asoidjfalkseurowe" etc. But no matter. I was deaf to them. It was an incredible relief, and a horror circumvented. I was the new kid, and also one who had no idea where the bathrooms were located anyways!! The very fact that I was able to not create some brownian motion (look what I did thar!) in my pants was reason to pray to allah 5x a day. I had desacrated the newly-cleaned toilet (those azn ones that you have to squat down in! lol) but it would have been used eventually! La culpa no es mia! Trauma for sure, although I don't really think that affected me too much in the future (but who knows). | ||
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Rayzorblade
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I just do the whole spaceship hover squat over the toilet to preserve sanitation. I perfected this skill while living in Italy, where they have no actual seats, just rims. God, but wasn't that a disturbing time. | ||
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Rayzorblade
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On May 30 2008 05:12 Rayzorblade wrote: I'll shit anywhere. I just do the whole spaceship hover squat over the toilet to preserve sanitation. I perfected this skill while living in Italy, where they have no actual seats, just rims. God, but wasn't that a disturbing time. On second thought, I won't shit anywhere: I once walked into a bar bathroom in Puerto Belgrano, Argentina, only to find the tile open around a gaping hole in the ground. This, presumably, was a toilet. | ||
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thedeadhaji
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ToKoreaWithLove
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On May 30 2008 05:14 Rayzorblade wrote: On second thought, I won't shit anywhere: I once walked into a bar bathroom in Puerto Belgrano, Argentina, only to find the tile open around a gaping hole in the ground. This, presumably, was a toilet. I found that in Milano!!! | ||
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