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thedeadhaji
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So wtf am I talking about now? I'm referring to the behavior of (a) finding and (b) remembering the cleanest, most well-kept bathrooms in your dorm, your college departmental buildings, general area you are around often, your office, etc.
According to this data, said toilet hunter will seek out the most satisfactory location in the time of need. Unlike the usual suspects whom head for the toilet based on geographic proximity, the toilet hunter will take into account all factors, including low traffic of the facilities (also, quietness of the surrounding area is a big +). The toilet hunter is willing to travel extra levels and walk extra paces in order to find his inner peace during his nature calls. The hunter's bahavior is particularly keen when he goes #2.
I first became a toilet hunter back in my 1st year of undergrad, when the stark contrast between toilet facilities - sometimes within the same building - became apparent. I still remember with great fondness, the pristineness of the new Physics building bathrooms (dsh help me out, I can't remember the name of the building - I think it started with an M, its' the one next to Fine tower).
Currently I exclusively use the 3rd floor stalls when in the Materials Department at Cambridge.
Are you a toilet hunter? ^_^
 
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No, I'm not. I go to the closest one if I really had to go. If not, I just wait til I get home and use the one at home. lol
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United States24772 Posts
I don't need a toilet. I just use Albany.
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Yeah, absolutely.
But I prefer to avoid going to public toilets altogether.
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Belgium9950 Posts
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I do it when im at campus. Some are horrid >_<
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I've only taken a shit at school once in my life 
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thedeadhaji
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Canada7170 Posts
On May 30 2008 00:36 .MistiK wrote:I've only taken a shit at school once in my life
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The urinals in my university don't actually flush, they are waterless. Don't ask me how that's supposed to work, but the unbearable stench tells me it doesn't. The only cute thing about them is a lit up label saying that this waterless system saves x billion litres of drinking water a year 
That said, I'm not a toilet hunter. But I never take a dump anywhere but at home.
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I absolutely am. I have the perfect toilets picked out at my universities library that I have deemed as least used as well as least known about.
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
On May 30 2008 01:09 kidd wrote:
I absolutely am. I have the perfect toilets picked out at my universities library that I have deemed as least used as well as least known about.
Fuck Yeah!
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When I was in grade 1 I was at school and i had to go some poopy. Whatevers I thought, no big deal (I WISH I COULD FEEL THAT AGAIN!!!) so I head off to the bathroom and get hop aboard the toilet and let it begin. While I'm going these fucking grade 8's walk in, bust open my stall GTA style and start laughing at me for shitting. I WAS TRAUMATIZED!!! Now I am a toilet hunter and I only go in public places when its absolutly necessary. All through highschool I would just hold it until I got home. At the university I go to I always went in either an employee bathroom (I'd ninja the key from my mom who works in an old ass building that no one ever goes too, fucking perfect!) or some secret bathroom most people have no idea exists.
I def dont like being this way!!!!  (!(!(!(!
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thedeadhaji
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once you start work you'll realize that no one will give a fucking rats ass b/c when you do your 9-5ers every day you have no fucking choice but to go #2 baby.
guy 1 walks out of stall
guy 2 glances, thinking 'oh he took a shit, whatevs' -> continues pissing.
guy 1 notices that guy 2 doesnt give a shit.
GL, but I know how you feel!
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I am indeed a toilet hunter. It is amazing the variation that can occur from one level to another. At our library for instance, the upstairs men's room has two nasty ass stalls covered in gravity with stained toilets, while the downstairs has three spacious stalls and is always preternaturally clean. The best are of course in the student union though, so I tend to wait between classes to use those (unless I'm at the library). In the Modern Languages building though, all of the toilets are bad. Fortunately, it's right across from the student union, so I have a chance to go there between classes.
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I've done this at high school. I've also done this for water fountains (1/2 of them were made in the 1960's or some shit, barely shot water, and tasted like metal... the other 1/2 were modern and were like a drink from a fresh spring).
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the toilet at my work (graphic design agency) is perfectly clean and smells really good. i'd eat from the floor there. it's an important factor for feeling good at work!
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Canada9720 Posts
i used to do this at school. actually i do it at work too. my shit schedule almost revolves around being at school or work.
i mean, who wants to actually buy toilet paper?
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