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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 29 2008 15:16 GMT
#1
So wtf am I talking about now? I'm referring to the behavior of (a) finding and (b) remembering the cleanest, most well-kept bathrooms in your dorm, your college departmental buildings, general area you are around often, your office, etc.

According to this data, said toilet hunter will seek out the most satisfactory location in the time of need. Unlike the usual suspects whom head for the toilet based on geographic proximity, the toilet hunter will take into account all factors, including low traffic of the facilities (also, quietness of the surrounding area is a big +). The toilet hunter is willing to travel extra levels and walk extra paces in order to find his inner peace during his nature calls. The hunter's bahavior is particularly keen when he goes #2.

I first became a toilet hunter back in my 1st year of undergrad, when the stark contrast between toilet facilities - sometimes within the same building - became apparent. I still remember with great fondness, the pristineness of the new Physics building bathrooms (dsh help me out, I can't remember the name of the building - I think it started with an M, its' the one next to Fine tower).

Currently I exclusively use the 3rd floor stalls when in the Materials Department at Cambridge.

Are you a toilet hunter? ^_^

****
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
May 29 2008 15:21 GMT
#2
No, I'm not. I go to the closest one if I really had to go. If not, I just wait til I get home and use the one at home. lol
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
May 29 2008 15:24 GMT
#3
I don't need a toilet. I just use Albany.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
0xDEADBEEF
Profile Joined September 2007
Germany1235 Posts
May 29 2008 15:24 GMT
#4
Yeah, absolutely.
But I prefer to avoid going to public toilets altogether.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
May 29 2008 15:26 GMT
#5
Yeah. I definately am.
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32152 Posts
May 29 2008 15:26 GMT
#6
I do it when im at campus. Some are horrid >_<
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.MistiK
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Netherlands347 Posts
May 29 2008 15:36 GMT
#7
I've only taken a shit at school once in my life
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 29 2008 15:37 GMT
#8
Toilet Hunters Unite!!
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
May 29 2008 15:48 GMT
#9
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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 29 2008 15:48 GMT
#10
On May 30 2008 00:36 .MistiK wrote:
I've only taken a shit at school once in my life

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Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
May 29 2008 16:05 GMT
#11
The urinals in my university don't actually flush, they are waterless. Don't ask me how that's supposed to work, but the unbearable stench tells me it doesn't. The only cute thing about them is a lit up label saying that this waterless system saves x billion litres of drinking water a year
That said, I'm not a toilet hunter. But I never take a dump anywhere but at home.
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
May 29 2008 16:09 GMT
#12
I absolutely am. I have the perfect toilets picked out at my universities library that I have deemed as least used as well as least known about.
Hi
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 29 2008 16:10 GMT
#13
On May 30 2008 01:09 kidd wrote:
I absolutely am. I have the perfect toilets picked out at my universities library that I have deemed as least used as well as least known about.


Fuck Yeah!
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-29 16:16:08
May 29 2008 16:13 GMT
#14
When I was in grade 1 I was at school and i had to go some poopy. Whatevers I thought, no big deal (I WISH I COULD FEEL THAT AGAIN!!!) so I head off to the bathroom and get hop aboard the toilet and let it begin. While I'm going these fucking grade 8's walk in, bust open my stall GTA style and start laughing at me for shitting. I WAS TRAUMATIZED!!! Now I am a toilet hunter and I only go in public places when its absolutly necessary. All through highschool I would just hold it until I got home. At the university I go to I always went in either an employee bathroom (I'd ninja the key from my mom who works in an old ass building that no one ever goes too, fucking perfect!) or some secret bathroom most people have no idea exists.


I def dont like being this way!!!! (!(!(!(!
Nak Allstar.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-29 16:19:14
May 29 2008 16:19 GMT
#15
once you start work you'll realize that no one will give a fucking rats ass b/c when you do your 9-5ers every day you have no fucking choice but to go #2 baby.

guy 1 walks out of stall
guy 2 glances, thinking 'oh he took a shit, whatevs' -> continues pissing.
guy 1 notices that guy 2 doesnt give a shit.

GL, but I know how you feel!
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
May 29 2008 16:22 GMT
#16
I am indeed a toilet hunter. It is amazing the variation that can occur from one level to another. At our library for instance, the upstairs men's room has two nasty ass stalls covered in gravity with stained toilets, while the downstairs has three spacious stalls and is always preternaturally clean. The best are of course in the student union though, so I tend to wait between classes to use those (unless I'm at the library). In the Modern Languages building though, all of the toilets are bad. Fortunately, it's right across from the student union, so I have a chance to go there between classes.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
May 29 2008 16:29 GMT
#17
rofl. i love your blogs.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
May 29 2008 16:29 GMT
#18
I've done this at high school. I've also done this for water fountains (1/2 of them were made in the 1960's or some shit, barely shot water, and tasted like metal... the other 1/2 were modern and were like a drink from a fresh spring).
Peace~
chicken`
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany3478 Posts
May 29 2008 16:35 GMT
#19
the toilet at my work (graphic design agency) is perfectly clean and smells really good. i'd eat from the floor there. it's an important factor for feeling good at work!
jeremy clarkson = god
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
May 29 2008 16:42 GMT
#20
i used to do this at school. actually i do it at work too. my shit schedule almost revolves around being at school or work.

i mean, who wants to actually buy toilet paper?
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
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