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kroko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland2136 Posts
May 23 2008 20:22 GMT
#1
I am going out with friends tonight. And I must get laid. So I am leaving club either with a lady or in a bodypack.

Hope to see you guys again !~~!!


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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
May 23 2008 20:25 GMT
#2
sigh
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
May 23 2008 20:25 GMT
#3
gl hf

or

gg no re
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32132 Posts
May 23 2008 20:26 GMT
#4
you're gonna wake up with pains in your bum and AIDS in your blood

hf!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
May 23 2008 20:33 GMT
#5
gl hf

1a2a3a4a FTW gogogo!!11
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24768 Posts
May 23 2008 20:34 GMT
#6
I don't get it.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
May 23 2008 20:40 GMT
#7
On May 24 2008 05:26 Hawk wrote:
you're gonna wake up with pains in your bum and AIDS in your blood

hf!

I hate it when that happens.
Not bad for a cat toy.
iNCuBuS_
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States905 Posts
May 23 2008 20:40 GMT
#8
Essentially, hes going to kill himself or get laid tonight I guess. Good luck whichever option you choose.
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-23 20:43:48
May 23 2008 20:43 GMT
#9
sighh -_-... that's not how you do it...

if you're going out with that mentality, you're not going to get laid except by luck...
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
May 23 2008 20:45 GMT
#10
Get bitch or die tryin'?
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
May 23 2008 20:47 GMT
#11
On May 24 2008 05:45 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Get bitch or die tryin'?

rofl
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
May 23 2008 20:50 GMT
#12
good luck
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 23 2008 20:52 GMT
#13
To avoid killing yourself pull a cpt obvious, don't go to the club go to an alley way with a twenty they'll cling to you like a fatty to a cheese cake.




I'm tired. T_T
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
bustaBust
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada469 Posts
May 23 2008 20:55 GMT
#14
see you tmw
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
May 23 2008 20:55 GMT
#15
Gee Ell Haych Eff. :D
^-^
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
May 23 2008 21:00 GMT
#16
You forgot Dee Dee.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
May 23 2008 21:12 GMT
#17
lol virgin
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
May 23 2008 21:22 GMT
#18
i feel for you
I dont want to be totally out :3
Holylight
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Korea (South)460 Posts
May 23 2008 21:28 GMT
#19
On May 24 2008 05:43 Polyphasic wrote:
sighh -_-... that's not how you do it...

if you're going out with that mentality, you're not going to get laid except by luck...


exactly

op, you will never get laid thinking like that you AFC

dont give a fuck about girls and have a good time and you will get girls. See the paradox?
That's how it works holmes
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
May 23 2008 21:29 GMT
#20
PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG!!!
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
May 23 2008 21:33 GMT
#21
On May 24 2008 05:45 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Get bitch or die tryin'?


lmao
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
May 23 2008 21:34 GMT
#22
If you're really that desparate, get a hooker.

Acutlaly, that brings up a point: if you plan to commit suicide, wouldn't it be better to experience many important things first? So if you are a virgin planning to kill yourself, at least throw down the money for a hooker while you're still alive.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
May 23 2008 21:54 GMT
#23
MAKE THE HO SAY NO
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Coulthard
Profile Joined September 2005
Greece3359 Posts
May 23 2008 22:00 GMT
#24
haha good luck LoL~
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
May 23 2008 22:04 GMT
#25
i have a feeling your ganna wake-up with a swastika band knifed on your arm
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
May 23 2008 22:07 GMT
#26
On May 24 2008 07:04 Folca wrote:
i have a feeling your ganna wake-up with a swastika band knifed on your arm

Hahahahahaha
Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind. Liquid`HerO Fighting!
HumbleZealot
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada508 Posts
May 23 2008 22:11 GMT
#27
On May 24 2008 06:34 Mortality wrote:
If you're really that desparate, get a hooker.

Acutlaly, that brings up a point: if you plan to commit suicide, wouldn't it be better to experience many important things first? So if you are a virgin planning to kill yourself, at least throw down the money for a hooker while you're still alive.

Wise words...
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
May 23 2008 22:12 GMT
#28
On May 24 2008 05:43 Polyphasic wrote:
sighh -_-... that's not how you do it...

if you're going out with that mentality, you're not going to get laid except by luck...

You seem to know a lot about this subject. You should tell us here at TL.net the secret to women, or if you don't want to go public, just PM it to me. :D
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32132 Posts
May 23 2008 22:37 GMT
#29
hhahahah shallow
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 23 2008 23:10 GMT
#30
Anyone taking bets?
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Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
May 23 2008 23:30 GMT
#31
cool blog, funny answers
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
May 23 2008 23:51 GMT
#32
On May 24 2008 05:50 Wizard wrote:
good fuck



there.
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
May 24 2008 00:12 GMT
#33
so why will this be your last post forever maybe?
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-24 01:02:09
May 24 2008 00:17 GMT
#34
On May 24 2008 09:12 EtherealDeath wrote:
so why will this be your last post forever maybe?



lol

hes gonna kill himself is he doesnt score

GET ITTT???
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
May 24 2008 00:33 GMT
#35
lmao this is gonna turn out hilarious Im sure
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 24 2008 00:48 GMT
#36
let the bodies hit the floor.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 24 2008 01:00 GMT
#37
i c wut u did thar
Hates Fun🤔
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 24 2008 11:39 GMT
#38
On May 24 2008 07:04 Folca wrote:
i have a feeling your ganna wake-up with a swastika band knifed on your arm



HAHAHA! I REMEMBER THAT! :D:D:D:D

glhf
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
May 24 2008 14:37 GMT
#39
someone upload the replay.

i wanna know how this one ends.
Straylight
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada706 Posts
May 24 2008 17:53 GMT
#40
On May 24 2008 05:47 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 24 2008 05:45 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Get bitch or die tryin'?

rofl


Hahaha
It felt like gravity.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
May 25 2008 08:44 GMT
#41
haaha how this shit end? u get laid, or will u never post again and assume u killed yourself. or did u puss out not get laid and not kill yourself?!
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
May 25 2008 10:08 GMT
#42
On May 25 2008 17:44 ulszz wrote:
haaha how this shit end? u get laid, or will u never post again and assume u killed yourself. or did u puss out not get laid and not kill yourself?!


Lol,
How dare he not kill him self, srsly..
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 25 2008 12:08 GMT
#43
What a noob.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
kroko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland2136 Posts
May 25 2008 19:07 GMT
#44
I have Sick Timing and UnReal Macro
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
May 26 2008 10:55 GMT
#45
OHOHOHO, how much was it?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
May 26 2008 11:09 GMT
#46
Photo's Bodily fluid samples, or it didn't happen.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
May 27 2008 02:15 GMT
#47
oh jam! nice one?
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
May 27 2008 04:25 GMT
#48
Uh oh I think he's dead it's been 3 days :O :O :O :O :O
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
May 27 2008 06:20 GMT
#49
On May 27 2008 13:25 Superiorwolf wrote:
Uh oh I think he's dead it's been 3 days :O :O :O :O :O
Look 4 posts above you
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4171 Posts
May 27 2008 17:45 GMT
#50
On May 24 2008 07:04 Folca wrote:
i have a feeling your ganna wake-up with a swastika band knifed on your arm


I hate when that happens -.-
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
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