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zachmorris
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States106 Posts
April 21 2008 01:31 GMT
#1
So I had a crazy party night yesterday. First, I have to give a little bit of history. I recently broke up my gf of about four years roughly four months ago. I was having trouble for a little big getting over her, but now I am ready to try dating. The problem is my gf was my first gf. I have never really played this dating game thing.

Currently, I am a senior in the nursing program so I am like one of three guys in the class two of which are married. So I get wasted last night and go out to parties with a group of girls. Now, about four of them started throwing themselves at me meanwhile I was flirting with a girl who is engaged, but having doubts. Three of the others all have bf's but are currently having problems, and there is one single girl. I was so fucking drunk and getting cornered by
two of the crazy ones. I'm a really nice guy so I couldn't get away. The one hot girl was completely blocked by these other three, and then one chick starts crying and I had to get out of there.

So then I get this other girl to come pick me up, and I think she kind of likes me too so I ended up being trapped and having my phone taken away. Eventually, I end up back on campus and this whole time I have been talking to the girl who was engaged. So I ended up going to her place and making out for awhile. Now she wants to come over today, but I like the one single girl at the party who I might have blown my chances with because I left early.

So I guess I'm just kind of bitching about this because I had no idea girls can be so damn complicated. I have no experience with this sort of thing. I think I'm just going to have to be more aggressive about telling them I'm not interested.

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I hate zach morris
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
April 21 2008 01:33 GMT
#2
Yup
Mada_Jiang
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Australia236 Posts
April 21 2008 01:40 GMT
#3
--- Nuked ---
conCentrate9
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States438 Posts
April 21 2008 01:55 GMT
#4
You made out with a girl who was engaged? yikes.
LeafHouse
Profile Joined June 2007
United States185 Posts
April 21 2008 02:07 GMT
#5
I know you were drinking and probably not in the best of conditions to say "NO!", but it was sort of funny to hear you say, "So I ended up going to her place and making out for awhile. Now she wants to come over today, but..."

Careful now. Careful.
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
April 21 2008 02:33 GMT
#6
On April 21 2008 10:40 Mada_Jiang wrote:
You don't need ladies bro! get to know Jesus. Who needs girls when you have Jesus?


-_-
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
NathanSC
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States620 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-21 02:46:34
April 21 2008 02:45 GMT
#7
On April 21 2008 10:40 Mada_Jiang wrote:
You don't need ladies bro! get to know Jesus. Who needs girls when you have Jesus?

Rofl.

QFT.

Edit: And I guess I'm glad to hear about your ability with women and sorry to hear about it not working out the way you planned.
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
April 21 2008 03:11 GMT
#8
EE HAN TIMING!
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
April 21 2008 04:57 GMT
#9
KEEP AWAY FROM THE ONE THAT IS ENGAGED!!
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
April 21 2008 06:26 GMT
#10
Saved by the Bell! A new clASS.
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
April 21 2008 06:30 GMT
#11
I would definitely let her come over. > : D
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
April 21 2008 14:06 GMT
#12
Bitches be crazy yo.

PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
kyjori
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
371 Posts
April 22 2008 00:18 GMT
#13
fuck it, take whatever life throws at you. jesus isnt going to give you a blowjob, but that engaged bitch will lol
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
April 22 2008 09:26 GMT
#14
If I was the fiancee I would probably kill you, but hey maybe you are lucky and he isnt the jealous type!
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