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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
March 12 2008 05:00 GMT
#21
w0w chill killingrpf hehe
Flyingsnow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Japan208 Posts
March 12 2008 05:12 GMT
#22
Ow
that must have made you furious for the rest of the game
=P
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
March 12 2008 06:52 GMT
#23
lol that is when you quit and give your opp a draw
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
March 12 2008 10:13 GMT
#24
Did you win?
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 12 2008 10:30 GMT
#25
You know Blood Bath? The base at 7? Well I was playing as Zerg one time in a 2v2, and I actually managed to get TWO stuck on the other side. This was back when I was REALLY terrible, so I couldn't make even one of the drones get back over. Imagine, Zerg starting with 2 drones. Sick life.
Peace~
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
March 12 2008 11:34 GMT
#26
Oh i so hate that. When you overreact and completly fuck up and then one of your worker goes for the mineral surfing and you can't do nothing but stare.
like when you see a car accident, it just happens and you go "fuuuuuuuck".
kroko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland2136 Posts
March 12 2008 11:41 GMT
#27
Myself I never have done that, but often when I fail split -> have 2 workers @ same mineral -> move second worker to other mineral -> it goes retarted and bounces front and back in minerals.
I have Sick Timing and UnReal Macro
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25991 Posts
March 12 2008 12:44 GMT
#28
On March 12 2008 14:00 Manifesto7 wrote:
No it isnt. I split by grabbing the middle two, sending them to other patches, and the fourth goes to the first patch and quickly switches to the one beside it. It is almost identical to a regular split.


It's close to the identical, but still slower. There's no reason to suggest someone play like this if they can split all four.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24753 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-12 13:07:17
March 12 2008 13:05 GMT
#29
On March 12 2008 21:44 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2008 14:00 Manifesto7 wrote:
No it isnt. I split by grabbing the middle two, sending them to other patches, and the fourth goes to the first patch and quickly switches to the one beside it. It is almost identical to a regular split.


It's close to the identical, but still slower. There's no reason to suggest someone play like this if they can split all four.

Well I agree with you about rpf, but I also agree with Manifesto7. I also pull the middle two and clone them. The difference between that and a perfect 4 probe split is microscopic.... but it would be interesting to show scientifically how much of an effect it has in the long run. Also, anyone who can split all four perfectly won't be swayed in the least by someone saying 'noooo you should grab the middle two and clone them.'

Generally I find it funny when people get bent out of shape about splitting, and yet I have done some pretty strange things while splitting my first four probes, like having one go behind the minerals, or having one spin in circles for a good 2-3 seconds like an idiot.

BTW for an example of how you split your probes, I refer you back to http://nonsense.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=58459
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
March 12 2008 14:20 GMT
#30
Oh nice, it was a 2:2 also. So you couldn't of just said re. Did you guys at least win?
Not bad for a cat toy.
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
March 12 2008 16:09 GMT
#31
On March 12 2008 13:41 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2008 13:22 rpf wrote:
You don't need to split all four probes, you know. When you send your probes to mine, ignore the first probe in the line, and send the second and fourth probes to a different mineral patch than the one your ordered all of your probes to mine at. The third probe will arrive at the save mineral patch as the first, but there will be a short delay between the first probe begins to mine and the third, and so the third will automatically redirect itself.

;_;


Beyond terrible advice. You should be strat-forum banned for this blog post.

Why is it terrible advice? If you're going to be critical, the least you can do is exercise those brain cells of yours and back up your statement with something other than threatening to ban me.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-12 16:21:10
March 12 2008 16:12 GMT
#32
On March 12 2008 22:05 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2008 21:44 Chill wrote:
On March 12 2008 14:00 Manifesto7 wrote:
No it isnt. I split by grabbing the middle two, sending them to other patches, and the fourth goes to the first patch and quickly switches to the one beside it. It is almost identical to a regular split.


It's close to the identical, but still slower. There's no reason to suggest someone play like this if they can split all four.

Well I agree with you about rpf, but I also agree with Manifesto7. I also pull the middle two and clone them. The difference between that and a perfect 4 probe split is microscopic.... but it would be interesting to show scientifically how much of an effect it has in the long run. Also, anyone who can split all four perfectly won't be swayed in the least by someone saying 'noooo you should grab the middle two and clone them.'

Generally I find it funny when people get bent out of shape about splitting, and yet I have done some pretty strange things while splitting my first four probes, like having one go behind the minerals, or having one spin in circles for a good 2-3 seconds like an idiot.

BTW for an example of how you split your probes, I refer you back to http://nonsense.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=58459

Well of course you split all four if you can do it. If you have problems doing it, it's nice to know how to "abuse" the AI a little until you're warmed up enough to split all four.

On a map like the one in the OP, unless I'm absolutely confident I can split the probes perfectly, I won't risk it. Hence my suggestion.

Edit: I'm not suggesting you split the way I suggested previously; I'm suggesting that if you aren't 110% confident you can do your split perfectly, the way I suggested, or the way Mani suggested, will eliminate the possibility of a stuck probe. Obviously losing one quarter of your starting workers right off the bat because of a misclick is a big loss.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
March 13 2008 02:14 GMT
#33
On March 12 2008 19:13 G.s)NarutO wrote:
Did you win?


Haha, yes we did actually... it was a USEast pub game so being down 25% of your intial probe population means very little.

And Mani, by the time the game was over I had forgotten all about it so it has a boring name, but... when I happened I was just kinda staring at the screen and I think I said aloud "I can't fucking believe I just did that..."
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
March 13 2008 03:14 GMT
#34
wow, it was indeed epic hahaha. though luck ETT
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koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-13 04:39:39
March 13 2008 04:38 GMT
#35
My friend managed to get two probes stuck once... I was like, "Is that even possible?" Apparently it is... in that case, they would be better off if they just right clicked the mineral once and just let them split by themselves xD
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
March 13 2008 05:12 GMT
#36
On March 13 2008 13:38 koreakool wrote:
My friend managed to get two probes stuck once... I was like, "Is that even possible?" Apparently it is... in that case, they would be better off if they just right clicked the mineral once and just let them split by themselves xD



Well, if he had two stuck, at least he could for one, or if he were really lucky, both of them out.

My little probe was sort've SOL until some goons put him out of his misery.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
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