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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
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Last Edited: 2008-03-03 23:32:37
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March 03 2008 23:34 GMT
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best arrow usage since the last rambo movie
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March 03 2008 23:34 GMT
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tru.dat lulz
Complete the cycle!
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March 03 2008 23:42 GMT
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On March 04 2008 08:34 vGl-CoW wrote:
best arrow usage since the last rambo movie


Such a great post
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March 03 2008 23:43 GMT
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On March 04 2008 08:42 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
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On March 04 2008 08:34 vGl-CoW wrote:
best arrow usage since the last rambo movie


Such a great post

Agreed. XD
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March 03 2008 23:44 GMT
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On March 04 2008 08:34 vGl-CoW wrote:
best arrow usage since the last rambo movie

aka. Samael
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March 03 2008 23:51 GMT
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rofl haha.

but srsly, so many iccup blogs ;o
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Stop making iccup blogs. I can't edit titles to add the up arrow
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IntoTheWow
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Last Edited: 2010-12-24 08:59:34
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Letter From the Editor

It feels good getting our second issue out. When you’re creating something brand-new, like this very online magazine, you have a lot of creative freedom, and definitely room to compromise and improvise with. Moving on from that, though – moving on to a second issue – you’ve already set a bar you must surpass. Thankfully, we’ve got a lot of great contributors, bringing us up to and above that bar. If it weren’t for our supportive community, projects like this might never leave the ground, so many thanks go out to our great volunteers.

I would also like to thank everyone for the warm welcome. Issue #1’s thread received more than 28000 views. That still puts us behind the average crochet or dinosaur kit magazines, but, hey, not bad for a bunch of nerds who play a videogame!

I hope you guys enjoy this magazine as much as we’ve had making it.


srs bsns

They say Rome wasn't built in a day. They wouldn't have said that if they had flamewheel with them. As a way to celebrate his 10000 post, he made an in-depth guide to advance Tetris tactics. You can check his thread here. I specially recommend watching this, it's absolutely NUTS).




A story of tremendous passion and heart: Daniel's legendary journey of cheering and love in the Land of ESPORTS




I've got a fever, and the only prescription is... more Starcraft!

Let' say Teamliquid.net is your homepage. You follow it's Twitter and Facebook and watch streams using the calendar. But you are too lazy. You need more material, and you need it NOW. Teamliquid has always been known for it's amazing community. Countless hours have been contributed by an incredible number of members and Tiax;mous's contribution is exceptionally awesome as it completely transform how we watch userstreams. His application gives you instant access to streams, upcoming events, advanced controls from managing video and much more! You can read more and download the program here.
(this is actually from last month, but it's too good to let it go by unnoticed!)




Oceans have tears have been formed by the constant cries of imbalance the Starcraft II scene constantly faces. If you change a Terran or Zerg unit's build time by a few seconds and they will complain and say that it's impossible to beat Protoss. Then you watch something like this and ask yourself if that type of balance really has any impact on anything but 1% of the SC2 population. A truly inspiring video, watch now!


German Security Council Leaked Interview
You though Julian Assange was going to reveal something nasty? hear what zatic has to say about Team Liquid and it's inner works. The world will never be the same.

Mafia section?

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Mafia is a psychological game. The objective is to find and lynch all the mafia members before they outnumber the town. During the day, the town tries to root the mafia out by analyzing posts, working out logic, and picking apart plans. However, the mafia members are also a part of this discussion and they try to deceive the town into suspecting innocent townspeople. It becomes a battle of the minds, with one side always trying to stay a step ahead of the other.


The Mafia Corner (by LSB)
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You must venture through the land of Sports and Games. Find and awaken the fabled Plexa and ask for his permission. There you will enter the realm of clock daggers and face the hangman.

Salem Mafia Link

The village of Salem used to be peaceful. Until the morning the villagers awoke to the sight of the bloody body of their beloved mayor. It was the mafia, the 7 people that set the town ablaze with terror. This is their story

Day 1
Right at the start a town circle was quickly formed. Many people banded together, sharing with each other their roles in an attempt to flush out the mafia. The speed at which this happened surprised many people. Usually a town circle is formed much later in the game, a Day 1 circle rarely ever happens.
As the day closed the mafia made a blunder. One of their members attempted to manipulate the lynch at the last second. Although successful at first, his action was noticed.

Day 2
Following up on the mistake, the mad hatter set off his bomb and killed the mafia. Naturally the town directed its attention to the person who was saved from the Day 1 lynch. But thirty minutes before the lynchee was to be killed, he suddenly claimed to be the doctor. In a mad bust of activity, previously seen only in LR threads, the town diverted the lynch. Changing the vote minutes before the ballots were counted, the doctor was saved.

Day 3
As the town awoke, they found the both of their doctors dead, killed by awful witchcraft. It was the town circle. It was formed far too quickly. The mafia was able to infiltrate and learn the name of the doctors. Although smart analysis netted the town another mafia, the damage was done.

Day 4 and 5
With the loss of the doctors, the mafia had free reign to do whatever they wanted with the town. The detective, the town circle leader, and any important townspeople were killed. With their most vocal opponents gone, the mafia easily gained control of the town and made short work of who was left.
Mafia Victory

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About the Mafia Forum: Ever wanted to argue and stalk people? Ever wanted to have the power of tasting the blood of newly killed innocents? Ask for permission here!


Tech Section (by FragKrag)

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The holidays are coming up and it’s time to feed the inner nerd in us all. Whether it’s a graphics card or keyboard, you can be sure there is something out there that will take your computer to the next level. Here are some of the hottest items you may want to purchase for yourself or for the nerd in your life this holiday season!

I would advice against purchasing any CPUs at this point in time. Intel’s Sandy Bridge and AMD’s Bulldozer CPUs have both missed the holiday frenzy and will be available in early to mid 2011. If you want to build a new computer or upgrade your CPU, you should wait until then. However, if you’re a budget user, and want to spend less than $100 (or the equivalent in Euros) on a CPU, I have nothing for you except the AMD Athlon II X3 450 (or the 455). This budget triple core is the cpu with the best value. If you’re lucky, you can turn the triple core into a quad core, but even if you can’t, 3 cores at 3.2GHz are more than enough to run your favorite games!

Thinking RAM? Well now is the best time to pick up a couple gigs of memory! Prices are low, and reminiscent of the 2006-2007 prices. What you should go for, though, if possible, are the new high density 4GB sticks that have recently come down in price – don’t buy anything other than DDR3.

The biggest seller during the holidays is always the venerable graphics card, and this year is no exception to the rule. We have had 6 new cards from Nvidia and AMD in the past two months or so and with holiday price cuts, they are priced to sell. The hottest GPUs of this season are split between both AMD and Nvidia. The aggressive pricing and dual GPU configuration scaling makes buying the GPU an interesting endeavor indeed. Prices are still tentative, so you will want to watch out for price cuts!

US prices are based on Newegg.com
European prices are based on hardwareversand.de
(prices can vary depending on the country)

-If you have $350 (or 350 Euro) to spend, spend it on a Nvidia GTX 570. It’s a Fermi, it runs relatively cool, it generally performs above the GTX 480, and it is decently priced. You can also expect some price cuts as well. The GTX 570 is the high end GPU of the year with its stellar performance. If you see the GTX 570 price falling, BUY BUY BUY.

-If you have $250 (or 250 Euro) to spend, spend it on an AMD HD 5870 while you still can. It’s old, it’s powerful, and it’s priced to sell. Why am I not recommending the new AMD HD 6950? Well it’s because it’s $50 more than the HD 5870 but doesn’t offer the performance boost to justify it most of the time. While you could argue driver issues hamper the performance ofthe HD 6950, I cannot recommend a GPU that doesn’t perform. If you want to take a chance with the HD 6950, go for it. Priced at $300 (300 Euro), you still get a good GPU.

-Alternatively, for a little less or around the same price of an HD 5870, you can also grab an AMD HD 6870. It’s new, and it can trade blows with the HD 5870 in some games.

-At the $190 (or 170ish Euro) point, we’re looking at heated battle between Nvidia’s savior, the GTX 460 1GB and the new AMD HD 6850. If want to stick to one GPU and/or want to overclock heavily, the GTX 460 1GB is the GPU for you. However, if you want some of that dual GPU goodness, the HD 6850 is currently the way to go as it almost always trumps the GTX 570 in performance when in CrossFireX. Either way, you can’t go wrong with these two stellar performers!

-At the mid-performance level, We have a battle between three GPUs, the AMD HD 5770, the Nvidia GTS 450, and the Nvidia GTX 460 768MB. Here, if you have the money to spend, grab the Nvidia GTX 460 768MB as it outperforms all the others. If you can find a GTX 460 768MB at around $140 (or 120 Euro perhaps?) you’re getting a great deal. Otherwise, you are going to want to get that HD 5770 which should be currently hovering around $120 (110 Euro). If you can find a GTS 450 at $100, that actually becomes the best deal.

Craving SSDs? Well, now is probably the time to buy yourself some flashy NAND. You can now find SSDs at $2(or 2 Euro) per GB. However, be careful as to what SSD you’re buying. Stick with the OCZ Vertex 2, OCZ Agility 2, Corsair Force, GSkill Phoenix, Zalman N Series, or a Mushkin Callisto. They all have one thing in common: they are all based on the Sandforce controller which is currently the best SSD controller on the market.

Laptops are always great right? Well, there are some amazing laptops on the market right now.

-Starting off, we have the new Dell XPS series which comes in 14”, 15”, and 17” flavors. Dell is selling you solid laptops with Core i5 CPU, Nvidia Optimus and the GT 420M, JBL speakers, solid keyboard, and decent battery life for $799. What more could you ask for? It can run SC2, it has good speakers, and it’s decently priced.

-Want something a bit more slick and powerful than the Dell XPS and willing to pay the premium? Well you have yourself the HP Envy. Easily one of the sexiest laptops on the market at the moment. The base 14” comes equipped with the i3 370 and an AMD HD 5650M. Sadly the CPU isn’t too great, but hey, it’ll run SC2 and you’ll look sexy while running it.

-Going budget? Go Acer TimeLineX. Acer is willing to sell you an i5 and AMD HD 5650M for $799. The better CPU of the Dell XPS combined with the better GPU of the Envy at the price of the Dell XPS? Thank you very much Acer.

-Want an ultraportable with decent performance? The ASUS U35JC is calling your name. For $699 you get a 13” screen, an i3 370 CPU, and an Nvidia G310M. SC2 capable, 9 hours of battery life, decent build quality? That’s what I’m talking about.


7mk's christmas song

E-sports article (by skindzer)

Funsies
"10. THOU SHALL HAVE FUN"

On December 08 2010 08:17 Jibba wrote:
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On December 07 2010 17:55 n.DieJokes wrote:
Can you show me a screen shot of the mod forum? Alternatively, whats the most popular thread in the aforementioned forum?

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In the Has anyone ever been in a fight? thread:

On December 10 2010 06:53 GumThief wrote:
Playing basketball one evening with my friends in a not so nice area. Couple of guys came up-- they were just basicLly looking for trouble and up to no good. Long story short I got tossed in circles over his head and my mom found out.. Had me move in with my aunt and uncle just because of one little fight... She got scared I guess.

Anyways, it's turned out beneficial for myself and the family. I benefit due to their financial position and status, and they are learning to love and accept myself aswel as my generation. All in all we learn a lot and it usually ends in a group hug and a new moral teaching





Nuclear Apocalypse? Mayan premonitions? Alien invaders? You wish.
PlaGuE_R & Coagulation bring you The Walking Derp




In the I hate clubs blog:

On December 11 2010 06:28 JackMcCoy wrote:
LOCAL MAN OFFPUT BY AWKWARD SOCIAL OUTING

SANTA BARBARA—A blogger on the popular gaming website Teamliquid.net released a statement today chronicling an evening of social alienation. SpicyCrab, an avid gamer and seafood enthusiast, expressed frustration at his inability to bond with his peers at a local dance club, even going as far as to claim he hates clubs. "Great! I'll just hit this squirrel and swerve in to the divider and die and then I won't actually have to go to the club," Mr. Crab half-joked with his readers before detailing a Salinger-esque sequence of events punctuated by the author’s overwhelming ennui.

“I’m not sure why he didn’t just buy a beer,” bartender Ed Warren wondered. “Those Asian Orgasms are pretty expensive, they’re more marketed towards the Sex and the City crowd. I think that was the first time I’ve seen a guy order one, never mind three.” Warren claims he told Crab about the $2 domestic beer deal the club was running, but Crab simply nodded vacantly. “He coulda just said he didn’t hear me, I know it gets loud in here sometimes,” the bartender shrugged.

Mark Prejean, a club regular, remembers SpicyCrab for a different reason. “Yeah, I used to be that guy. I used to come here and feel this unbelievable self-consciousness and I loathed it. I used to project my insecurities onto everyone around me. Now, I don’t care that I’m the 45 year old creepster. I’m comfortable enough with myself to enjoy a night out every once in a while.”

Candace Wilcox, a sales rep from Nebraska, found the club through Yelp and decided to check it out on her stop-over to visit her college room mate. “The scene was a little young, sure, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like it that way,” she laughs. Remembering an abortive conversation attempt with SpicyCrab, she just shakes her head. “I was feeling a little flirty and he seemed nice at first, but it was really hard to hear his muttering. I know the club is loud, but come on, you’ve got a hot mama like me asking you to dance, you should go with it!” She grins and blushes slightly, “I’m kidding. But yeah, that guy seemed like he thought he was too good for us, or at least for that club, so we went to find some more outgoing guys. It turned out to be a fun night.”

SpicyCrab’s night would would only get worse, as a scuffle threatened to break out over a misunderstanding between Crab and a group of drunk guidos. “So I kind lower down on to my haunches, and gut check one of the guys with my elbow,” Crab writes, detailing the physical escalation of the situation. The guidos were unavailable for comment. “So I spent a lot of money, didn't meet any one, damaged by constitution with alcohol and then almost got in to a fight,” says Crab, encapsulating the night. Whether the evening’s sequence of events is an isolated incident or part of a larger pattern for SpicyCrab remains to be seen, but he will probably consider his next social engagement more thoroughly.





In the times of need, the hope of the non-koreans rest on these guys. Will it be enough?




From the Hi IdrA thread:

On December 13 2010 17:30 johnlee wrote:
Damn it I was gonna save my first blog for something special but I'm irritated because of you...

IdrA.

I really like you as a player; you play extremely well and are mechanically solid. Tonight, while taking a break from studying for exams, I was watching your stream. I enjoy it, really.

It was you vs. oGsInca. He went some kind of 4 warp zealots and because (as always) you were too drone heavy, you couldn't stop the attack. After about 15 seconds of trying to stop the attack with the few lings you had, you left the game without gg.

Typical, so I didn't really much of it.

The problem was when Inca messaged you saying "no gg?" or something to that extent, and you replied like a fucking loser nerd with a bunch of excuses. BOO FUCKITTY HOO. You lost... QQ more.

You aren't BM, actually. You're just a kid who can't accept a loss as his own fault. When YOU lose, it just fucking HAS to be the other guy doing something unorthodox that's defined by your so-called "standard" play.

So I switched to Huk's stream for the FIRST time (yeah, your stream was actually the ONLY stream I've been watching) and was surprised that he started off many, if not all, of his games with a "hello, gl hf." Quite pleasant actually.

Simple conventional in-game greeting.

I'm still your fan and I'll cheer for you in games, but you need to grow some balls and become a little more mature. Goddamn, you're supposed to be a fucking professional. If you're trying to set yourself apart by having this "BM" image, I don't think it will get you far. Sure it's giving you all this attention in the short-run, but in the long-run how would that image work out for you?

I don't even know why I'm so raged like this. You're probably not gonna even read this. Maybe it's because I'm such a fan of yours, and it's disappointing to see you QQ like a nerd that you look like.

Hardcore IdrA fans, you can go suck on his penis somewhere else other than this blog. IdrA antifans, you can fuck off too. Go suck on Huk's penis. LOL I noticed so many of IdrA's antifans are on Huk's stream...

Meh... really, really can't believe I wasted my first blog on this. I was going to write about my experiences with Collegiate Starleague

Manner up IdrA. I hope you do well on upcoming tournaments and such. But if you continue being such a pussy about losing, you will become trash.

Be professional. I think you can do it. I'll end with a smiley.


On December 13 2010 17:32 kikimama wrote:
... Your biggest fan, Stan.





On December 11 2010 21:06 2Pacalypse- wrote:
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On December 11 2010 20:59 Manifesto7 wrote:
How about you lemmings have an opinion of your own rather than running in behind a red name.

I agree.





AWWWW
On November 17 2010 17:36 Disposition wrote:
I think we all owe Artosis 150 minerals for being our gateway to Korea. Keep it up man.





In the Need help with Girlfriend blog

On December 21 2010 04:53 Centaurion wrote:
Okay guys, I decided to write a blog, about me and my girlfriend. English is not my native language, so don't comment me on my fails in grammar, haha.
i've had a girlfriend for 14 months and around 25 days already, well..all those 14 months, we had fights, not huge ones, but just what every couple has. Everything was good, till wednesday..

We were at my house just hanging out, but already for around 2 months, always when she's with me, she always is on my phone (blackberry). I didn't mind really, but wednesday, I tried to take it from her, she hided it like behind her, and when I asked her, for who did you come here? me or my phone? she said that she came for my phone. I just..kind of snapped, went on my pc, and said nothing for 10 minutes. I started crying and pushed her out of my room, well let me fast forward, everything was cool 1 hour later, she said she understood me etc.

next day, we were on msn, and we kind of got in a fight again, this doesn't happen often, but she told me she told I made a huge problem from nothing yesterday, I was really hurt cause she lied in my fucking face. I asked my friends, 2 girls 1 guy, they all told me that I was right, and the guy was also a good friend with my girlfriend but he still said that I was right and she was wrong...


On December 21 2010 05:39 JackMcCoy wrote:
I'm sorry, and I know this may be hard to hear, but it sounds to me like she's found someone else. Probably because he has a better phone. Perhaps your network was getting spotty coverage. Have you been noticing a lot of dropped calls lately? Do you live outside of a 3G coverage zone? Perhaps she was just frustrated with having to download websites on an Edge network. Most of us have left the horrors of 56k speeds in the distant past, and will never go back. Perhaps watching google load like it was a 20mb NASA photo just wore her too thin. I mean, do you even have a data plan? How committed to this relationship are you?


On December 21 2010 06:19 Flaccid wrote:
I'm guessing your phone has a vibrate function?





Has anyone made a Papa Roach zerg joke yet?
...They.....they HAVENT!?
How could we have missed that one!?
do it!
cut my lings into pieces, 6pool's my last resort




[12:21] <@flicky> Hot_Bid and R1CH, Hot_B1CH. You think that'll stick?
(don't know if it will, but we will try our best so it does).




In the Who here wants a girlfriend? blog:

On December 22 2010 04:35 JackMcCoy wrote:
Thanks, Giz. Most OPs are too soft, I'm glad I came in here to find someone whipping out the hard truth and shoving it down our throats. Lots of times people get all excited about girl blogs, but they end up jerking around and then it just blows up right in their faces before they can ever penetrate the real issues. That said, some people will find some of your suggestions hard to swallow. See, men rarely follow good advice. They view them selves as some sort of psychology master, baiting girls and then reeling them in, when in reality they just limp around, blowing wads of cash on girls who don't care about them. I'm more like Giz, all about consistency. I had tons of sex in high school, to the point where my friends nicknamed me, "you late?" cause I was always making sure my girlfriends weren't pregnant. It was enough to make my head swell. Man, those girls were so full of spunk, I miss those days. Anyways, thanks again for this huge load of information.

- E. Jack "You Late?" McCoy



A picture = a thousand words
"...And I don't feel like typing, so here's some."

In the Nick "Tasteless" Plott Theme song. thread:

On December 05 2010 07:48 MythArc wrote:
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On December 05 2010 05:52 Obsolescence wrote:
On December 05 2010 05:41 kenashcorp wrote:
On December 05 2010 05:40 optical630 wrote:
whos the person who got their face replaced with a guinea pig


Artosis.

Uh... Don't you think Artosis looks a mite short then...

I heard others say it was his girlfriend or ex.


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On December 16 2010 19:34 prototype. wrote:
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It is not possible for a player that can beat me this MSL to exist. It's a matter of fact that no such player exists... I think this MSL finals will feature the strongest two players once again. Well, everyone can try their best at least. But in the end, I will win.

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On December 19 2010 19:39 Titan107 wrote:
play the race that suits your style of play

Z Tips:

Drones are overrated (in a few months people will truely understand this--- it is the future of zerg play)
Always be unpredictable
learn 1 build that can adapt to everything

After learnin gthese 3 steps, you are assured great success.



On December 19 2010 08:31 JamieDukes wrote:
2day @ aproximaely 2:40 pm i load SC3 & proceedd to duel @ lader

My build:
1 rax 14 CC ----> mass bionical wiv 2 eng labs

enemi storm rmap wiv meny acidlings/zerglords
all castur day[9] huskry etc encorage Maka build sayin strong but enemi russh and prevale, so russh is strong and maka is weak?
depen on map & metagame???
map: Metropolis
mst game i play, defense strong (tower)
so i fink rushh weak but metropolis russh map??
metagame sugggset so =P
ny tips/insites welcom


On December 19 2010 08:37 danielsan wrote:
no more vodka for you



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On December 04 2010 23:05 Liquid`Ret wrote:
So....Last night when I go to bed at 7 AM.. Jinro is sound asleep...

He has this little habit of sleeptalking from time to time so when I go and lay down in my bed he out of nowhere goes: SO IMPRESSIVE! SO IMPRESSIVEEEE SO IMPRESSIVE!

I respond saying: whos impressive Jinro? Huk?

He says : GORILLA MAN! and continues sleeping.

We all heard it and couldn't stop laughing about the next day

GOOOOOO GORILLA TERRAN~~





TILT! - (by Pholon) (this needs a picture of a very angry man somewhere in the page looool)

Yes, I am well aware that IRC doesn't have the strictest of rule sets when it comes to discussing Starcraft, its balance and its theorycrafting. Sometimes though, it just goes beyond every concept of trolling as an art or human intelligence as a virtue. Why do people say the randomest and dumbest shit. What the hell.

[20:00] pvp = go play the lottery

Zero skill involved. Inorite. SC2 sucks. Who comes up with this shit. lolol.

[20:01] there is soo much luck involved in pvp compared to other mirrors

Yeahhh. In fact, I got to play Huk once and we decided to just coinflip to save us some time. cause like... 50% odds right? I mean. OMG.

[20:02] if huck goes blink
[20:02] and i rush to dt
[20:02] he will lose
[20:02] period

YEAH MAN. I mean. I played Huk once. And like. I'm ~1000 Diamond right. I mean. That's solid macro right there right? So I go charge blink. He has Colossi. But like. RAPE. GG. lolol. And then next game I lose cause PvP is coinflip right?
Facepalm doesn't even begin describe. And that's not how you spell Huk.
Seriously people, get a fucking grip. Oh wait, what's this I hear 3 hours later?

[23:16] have you ever seen what 1 pheonix does to 100 mutas?

What the hell. Are you actually going to claim this? There is no way this actually applies to you or most probably ever to anyone in any game of SC2 ever. But okay. Since I'm a cool guy I'll give you a chance to prove me wrong. Here's the rep.

http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Pholon/100Mutas1Phoenix.sc2replay

Now, if I recall correctly the Phoenix, before it died, killed exactly ZERO Mutalisks. Surprised? WELL I SURE AMN'T. Saying shit like this is about as dumb as wanting to bet on being able to kill 20 Lurkers with a single Marine (oh SNAP). Have people forgotten what happened to Zulu_nation8? Now go busy yourself with something else and you might become SilverLeagueBro one day. GAWD. And that's not how you spell Phoenix.




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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696&currentpage=468#9369

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=173422

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696&currentpage=468#9365



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