then he types "GG" and the lag screen comes up. and i'm like "ooooh wait a minute! you're a fucking asshole!"
so the countdown drops to zero and i start spamming the "drop players" button but obviously nothing happens (remember... this guy a fucking asshole). So, i've encountered this before and little does he know, i'm the most stubborn bastard known to man. so, i proceed to wait it out. i start watchin' some TV shows, drinkin some apple juice, fondling my freshly trimmed ballssack (which has the most amazing texture by the way) just WAITING to be able to drop this asshole.
so when i tab back (after 15 minutes) he's PLAYING THE GAME AGAIN. he's trying to rebuild cannons in his main while i still have 4 hydralisks wailing on random buildings. i type "lol wtf" and he IMMEDIATELY brings back the "waiting to drop players" screen.
what an unbelievable fucking asshole. however, the angrier i get, the more stubborn i get. i'm going to outlast this motherfucker.
ps, his name is "ParT[bomb]"
feel free to send hate mail/slander/etc
HE MOTHERFUCKING DID IT AGAIN
i come back and he's expanded twice to two random spots and is trying to retake his natural. i attack move everything (i have 4k/4k) and take the rest of the map. he continues to play for like 5 minutes until he's lost EVERY expansion and is just chilling w/ his main. i'm about to bust in...
"Waiting for Players"
GOD i hope this motherfucker runs into an AIDS tree
FUCK WINDOWS FUCKING UPDATE RESTARTED MY COMPUTER JFKLSAJGLKSAFJALKSGJASLKFJAKLGASJFDLK AG