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... on iccup. i'm playing against the most manner disc hacker i've ever played against. he begins the game with "oh where are you from?" "oh you no korea?" "oh ok cool good luck!!" <<random stereotypic asian face>> etc etc etc
then he types "GG" and the lag screen comes up. and i'm like "ooooh wait a minute! you're a fucking asshole!"
so the countdown drops to zero and i start spamming the "drop players" button but obviously nothing happens (remember... this guy a fucking asshole). So, i've encountered this before and little does he know, i'm the most stubborn bastard known to man. so, i proceed to wait it out. i start watchin' some TV shows, drinkin some apple juice, fondling my freshly trimmed ballssack (which has the most amazing texture by the way) just WAITING to be able to drop this asshole.
so when i tab back (after 15 minutes) he's PLAYING THE GAME AGAIN. he's trying to rebuild cannons in his main while i still have 4 hydralisks wailing on random buildings. i type "lol wtf" and he IMMEDIATELY brings back the "waiting to drop players" screen.
what an unbelievable fucking asshole. however, the angrier i get, the more stubborn i get. i'm going to outlast this motherfucker.
ps, his name is "ParT[bomb]"
feel free to send hate mail/slander/etc
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HE MOTHERFUCKING DID IT AGAIN
i come back and he's expanded twice to two random spots and is trying to retake his natural. i attack move everything (i have 4k/4k) and take the rest of the map. he continues to play for like 5 minutes until he's lost EVERY expansion and is just chilling w/ his main. i'm about to bust in...
"Waiting for Players"
GOD i hope this motherfucker runs into an AIDS tree
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can't you report this shit
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United States288 Posts
Lol, you should definitely beat his ass.
You could also start randomly insulting him if he starts playing again. Stuff like "even with hacking and me not giving a shit, you're still losing." or "you're so bad, you even give hackers a bad name."
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dissconnect yourself - drop - save replay - post on icc complaint forum
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i sent him an iccup hate pm
just you wait til he checks his inbox he'll be so mad
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Yo day same thing happened to me. Just pull the cords to your comp after taking a screenshot of the drop screen. The replay will autosave if you disc yourself. Then just file a complaint on the forums. Easy fix as long as you know to pull your own cords.
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I refuse to leave for disc hackers as well. Absolutely refuse. I don't care if I can file a complaint and get the W. Out of principal I just won't let him snab the short term victory
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I'll make sure he runs into a BAN tree. Which isn't quite the same but could prevent him spreading those aids.
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ye lol I just chill and browse some forums for a while and then go back. If I still can't drop him (for some reason sometimes you can drop them after a while) I start watching some tv with bw on or see it as an opportunity to read something (I'm always back at reading stuff I want to -_-). I don't care if it takes me forever I refuse to let the lamer get what he wants the dirty way.
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Fight the good fight! Keep it up rofl.
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wow lmao, i just hope i get as much time as you. xD
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just wait until exigent reads this!
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LOL hahahahahaha standing up for the hacked against everywere good job
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ahahah u got owned by windows
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windows update is so lame
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Yeah I've been in your situation a few times.
The best time I ever had on iCCup though is when I played this map hacker, and I 4 pooled him. He magically lifted all his buildings and made a bunker in his mineral line. With out even scouting me. Then after I took out his stuff he lifted his CC and tried to disc hack. I just went afk and checked after a couple hours and I had won.
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I have locked and banned all of his accounts for disconnect hacking. He wont be playing on iccup anymore. 
If you did not receive the win for the game, let me know, the ranks of both of you, and the map played, and I can fix it.
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Bad luck mate, I am also from the same stubborn tree, I was playing a random public 1:1 (insert korean text here) PvT, the guy was a total scrub, it got to the point where I had the entire map, playing with my bellybutton and hallu double-recalled into his turtle infested base, drop screen comes up, "ah, here we go". count down hits 0 and I hit drop. "Motherfucker". he had like a 32-0-2343543 stats.
I alt tab, put on some music and grab a book, I have to give it to him though, he checked back every 10 mins for well over 40mins until he gave up, finally droped him and had a wank to my own satisfaction.
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Canada7170 Posts
Windows Update fucked me HARD when I was doing an online exam.
asdf
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Sighhh... why can't people just play manner~ly.
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EPT
