EPTAfter having sex for 30 straight hours with a bevy of European super models each day, my penis tends to ache and ache until it inevitably falls off.
But fortunately it always grows back twice as long as before.
Discuss.
=P
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Flaccid
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After having sex for 30 straight hours with a bevy of European super models each day, my penis tends to ache and ache until it inevitably falls off. But fortunately it always grows back twice as long as before. Discuss. =P | ||
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HonkHonkBeep
China353 Posts
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Rev0lution
United States1805 Posts
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BluzMan
Russian Federation4235 Posts
Does it keep the same volume (R/L=const)? | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32152 Posts
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RavenWrath
Germany174 Posts
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omgbnetsux
United States3749 Posts
On December 29 2007 06:09 RavenWrath wrote: were they female models ? An excellent question indeed. | ||
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JensOfSweden
Cameroon1767 Posts
On December 29 2007 06:09 RavenWrath wrote: were they female models ? lol | ||
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Flaccid
8917 Posts
They were females. Triple-breasted females! | ||
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RavenWrath
Germany174 Posts
So lets say you started with one cm before your first model. you go 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048,4096,8192,16384,32768... so you have a penis about 328 meters long after your 16th model. 1. I hope I never get to run into you. 2. I hope you never sleep on your frontside and dream nasty stuff. 3. Dont stumble! 4. If you hurry you might hit mars before the next probe does it. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32152 Posts
On December 29 2007 06:49 Flaccid wrote: Triple-breasted females! ! ![[image loading]](http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6571/recallln3tc8.jpg) I'll never forget the day that I saw this | ||
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dronebabo
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
On December 29 2007 07:09 RavenWrath wrote: haha are you Cpt Obvious?Ok. So lets say you started with one cm before your first model. you go 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048,4096,8192,16384,32768... so you have a penis about 328 meters long after your 16th model. 1. I hope I never get to run into you. 2. I hope you never sleep on your frontside and dream nasty stuff. 3. Dont stumble! 4. If you hurry you might hit mars before the next probe does it. | ||
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Aurious
Canada1772 Posts
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
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thoraxe
United States1449 Posts
On December 29 2007 06:49 Flaccid wrote: Hey, this is my story, I can make it up in any which way I choose! They were females. Triple-breasted females! Like in that movie, Total Recall with Arnold Zwarzenegger. (Just finished seeing it, WOW) | ||
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omgbnetsux
United States3749 Posts
I was at work when I first opened this. Ass. Total Recall ftw though. | ||
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RavenWrath
Germany174 Posts
On December 29 2007 09:18 fanta[Rn] wrote: haha are you Cpt Obvious? no but is this a compliment or not ? | ||
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
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Ready2[ESC]
Hungary1436 Posts
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RavenWrath
Germany174 Posts
On December 29 2007 20:16 fanta[Rn] wrote: I'm pretty sure you are. i'm pretty sure i m not. How can i convince you? | ||
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
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RavenWrath
Germany174 Posts
1st: I dont posses a microphone/headset 2nd: My only device to make pictures is my cell phone camera which turns out to be of a quality way too bad to take a picture of my ID. I dont know how good Cpt_Obvious is or which race he plays but it should be enough to check my ICCup account: RavenWrath. If he's any good then his stats should be way better than mine. Anything else I can do for you? | ||
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
Same writing style, same style of argumentation. Everything! Even the country and the low post count! Gotta be you mate. | ||
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RavenWrath
Germany174 Posts
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