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Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8848 Posts
December 28 2007 20:19 GMT
#1
Hey guys,

After having sex for 30 straight hours with a bevy of European super models each day, my penis tends to ache and ache until it inevitably falls off.

But fortunately it always grows back twice as long as before.

Discuss.

=P

*****
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
HonkHonkBeep
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
China353 Posts
December 28 2007 20:20 GMT
#2
Pics
God is cruel; sometimes he makes us live.
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 20:20:34
December 28 2007 20:20 GMT
#3
tits OR gtfo
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
December 28 2007 20:23 GMT
#4
What was the initial penis length and how many times did it happen?

Does it keep the same volume (R/L=const)?
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32084 Posts
December 28 2007 21:05 GMT
#5
Were they romanian models??
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
December 28 2007 21:09 GMT
#6
were they female models ?
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omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
December 28 2007 21:30 GMT
#7
On December 29 2007 06:09 RavenWrath wrote:
were they female models ?

An excellent question indeed.
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
December 28 2007 21:34 GMT
#8
On December 29 2007 06:09 RavenWrath wrote:
were they female models ?


lol

<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8848 Posts
December 28 2007 21:49 GMT
#9
Hey, this is my story, I can make it up in any which way I choose!

They were females.

Triple-breasted females!

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
December 28 2007 22:09 GMT
#10
Ok.

So lets say you started with one cm before your first model.

you go 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048,4096,8192,16384,32768...

so you have a penis about 328 meters long after your 16th model.

1. I hope I never get to run into you.

2. I hope you never sleep on your frontside and dream nasty stuff.

3. Dont stumble!

4. If you hurry you might hit mars before the next probe does it.

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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32084 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 22:11:18
December 28 2007 22:10 GMT
#11
On December 29 2007 06:49 Flaccid wrote:

Triple-breasted females!



!

[image loading]


I'll never forget the day that I saw this
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
December 28 2007 23:43 GMT
#12
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fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
December 29 2007 00:18 GMT
#13
On December 29 2007 07:09 RavenWrath wrote:
Ok.

So lets say you started with one cm before your first model.

you go 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048,4096,8192,16384,32768...

so you have a penis about 328 meters long after your 16th model.

1. I hope I never get to run into you.

2. I hope you never sleep on your frontside and dream nasty stuff.

3. Dont stumble!

4. If you hurry you might hit mars before the next probe does it.

haha are you Cpt Obvious?
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
December 29 2007 00:39 GMT
#14
Porn FTW
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
December 29 2007 01:32 GMT
#15
im an anime cat irl
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
December 29 2007 03:55 GMT
#16
On December 29 2007 06:49 Flaccid wrote:
Hey, this is my story, I can make it up in any which way I choose!

They were females.

Triple-breasted females!



Like in that movie, Total Recall with Arnold Zwarzenegger. (Just finished seeing it, WOW)
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
December 29 2007 04:44 GMT
#17
On December 29 2007 07:10 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2007 06:49 Flaccid wrote:

Triple-breasted females!



!

I'll never forget the day that I saw this

I was at work when I first opened this. Ass.

Total Recall ftw though.
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
December 29 2007 08:46 GMT
#18
On December 29 2007 09:18 fanta[Rn] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2007 07:09 RavenWrath wrote:
Ok.

So lets say you started with one cm before your first model.

you go 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048,4096,8192,16384,32768...

so you have a penis about 328 meters long after your 16th model.

1. I hope I never get to run into you.

2. I hope you never sleep on your frontside and dream nasty stuff.

3. Dont stumble!

4. If you hurry you might hit mars before the next probe does it.

haha are you Cpt Obvious?


no but is this a compliment or not ?
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fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
December 29 2007 11:16 GMT
#19
I'm pretty sure you are.
Ready2[ESC]
Profile Joined October 2002
Hungary1436 Posts
December 29 2007 11:47 GMT
#20
epic thread ftw
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RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
December 29 2007 11:48 GMT
#21
On December 29 2007 20:16 fanta[Rn] wrote:
I'm pretty sure you are.


i'm pretty sure i m not.

How can i convince you?
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fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
December 29 2007 18:39 GMT
#22
Teamspeak session, posting a picture of you with your documents -.-
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
December 29 2007 20:07 GMT
#23
Well there are two problems.
1st: I dont posses a microphone/headset
2nd: My only device to make pictures is my cell phone camera which turns out to be of a quality way too bad to take a picture of my ID.


I dont know how good Cpt_Obvious is or which race he plays but it should be enough to check my ICCup account: RavenWrath.
If he's any good then his stats should be way better than mine.

Anything else I can do for you?
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fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
December 30 2007 22:37 GMT
#24
You're Cpt Obvious, come on man. We all know it.
Same writing style, same style of argumentation. Everything! Even the country and the low post count! Gotta be you mate.
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
December 31 2007 17:16 GMT
#25
Nope I m not!
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