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Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8866 Posts
December 28 2007 20:19 GMT
#1
Hey guys,

After having sex for 30 straight hours with a bevy of European super models each day, my penis tends to ache and ache until it inevitably falls off.

But fortunately it always grows back twice as long as before.

Discuss.

=P

*****
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
HonkHonkBeep
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
China353 Posts
December 28 2007 20:20 GMT
#2
Pics
God is cruel; sometimes he makes us live.
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 20:20:34
December 28 2007 20:20 GMT
#3
tits OR gtfo
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
BluzMan
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Russian Federation4235 Posts
December 28 2007 20:23 GMT
#4
What was the initial penis length and how many times did it happen?

Does it keep the same volume (R/L=const)?
You want 20 good men, but you need a bad pussy.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32117 Posts
December 28 2007 21:05 GMT
#5
Were they romanian models??
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
December 28 2007 21:09 GMT
#6
were they female models ?
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omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
December 28 2007 21:30 GMT
#7
On December 29 2007 06:09 RavenWrath wrote:
were they female models ?

An excellent question indeed.
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
December 28 2007 21:34 GMT
#8
On December 29 2007 06:09 RavenWrath wrote:
were they female models ?


lol

<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8866 Posts
December 28 2007 21:49 GMT
#9
Hey, this is my story, I can make it up in any which way I choose!

They were females.

Triple-breasted females!

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
December 28 2007 22:09 GMT
#10
Ok.

So lets say you started with one cm before your first model.

you go 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048,4096,8192,16384,32768...

so you have a penis about 328 meters long after your 16th model.

1. I hope I never get to run into you.

2. I hope you never sleep on your frontside and dream nasty stuff.

3. Dont stumble!

4. If you hurry you might hit mars before the next probe does it.

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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32117 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-28 22:11:18
December 28 2007 22:10 GMT
#11
On December 29 2007 06:49 Flaccid wrote:

Triple-breasted females!



!

[image loading]


I'll never forget the day that I saw this
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
December 28 2007 23:43 GMT
#12
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fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
December 29 2007 00:18 GMT
#13
On December 29 2007 07:09 RavenWrath wrote:
Ok.

So lets say you started with one cm before your first model.

you go 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048,4096,8192,16384,32768...

so you have a penis about 328 meters long after your 16th model.

1. I hope I never get to run into you.

2. I hope you never sleep on your frontside and dream nasty stuff.

3. Dont stumble!

4. If you hurry you might hit mars before the next probe does it.

haha are you Cpt Obvious?
Aurious
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1772 Posts
December 29 2007 00:39 GMT
#14
Porn FTW
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
December 29 2007 01:32 GMT
#15
im an anime cat irl
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
December 29 2007 03:55 GMT
#16
On December 29 2007 06:49 Flaccid wrote:
Hey, this is my story, I can make it up in any which way I choose!

They were females.

Triple-breasted females!



Like in that movie, Total Recall with Arnold Zwarzenegger. (Just finished seeing it, WOW)
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
December 29 2007 04:44 GMT
#17
On December 29 2007 07:10 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2007 06:49 Flaccid wrote:

Triple-breasted females!



!

I'll never forget the day that I saw this

I was at work when I first opened this. Ass.

Total Recall ftw though.
RavenWrath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Germany174 Posts
December 29 2007 08:46 GMT
#18
On December 29 2007 09:18 fanta[Rn] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2007 07:09 RavenWrath wrote:
Ok.

So lets say you started with one cm before your first model.

you go 1,2,4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512,1024,2048,4096,8192,16384,32768...

so you have a penis about 328 meters long after your 16th model.

1. I hope I never get to run into you.

2. I hope you never sleep on your frontside and dream nasty stuff.

3. Dont stumble!

4. If you hurry you might hit mars before the next probe does it.

haha are you Cpt Obvious?


no but is this a compliment or not ?
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fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
December 29 2007 11:16 GMT
#19
I'm pretty sure you are.
Ready2[ESC]
Profile Joined October 2002
Hungary1436 Posts
December 29 2007 11:47 GMT
#20
epic thread ftw
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