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all natural fruit juice.

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Zalfor
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States1035 Posts
October 17 2007 04:43 GMT
#1
i buy this fruit punch for like $2 at walgreens. It says all natural fruit juice so i'm like alright, this is legit.

i come home and i read 5% juice...

son of a bitch.

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555, kthxbai
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
October 17 2007 04:46 GMT
#2
The power of effective marketing (aka bullshit).
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
Sigrun
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1654 Posts
October 17 2007 05:05 GMT
#3
[sing]You should have read the wording in the fine... print! [/sing]

Kudos to whoever gets the reference.
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Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
October 17 2007 05:06 GMT
#4
son of a bun.
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
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Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 17 2007 05:07 GMT
#5
Ouch. That sucks :<
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azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
October 17 2007 05:30 GMT
#6
"real" fruit juice doesn't exist, unless you're talking about freshly squeezed, and you ever do that with fruit punch
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
October 17 2007 05:46 GMT
#7
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SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
October 17 2007 06:16 GMT
#8
all natural fruit juice doesn't mean that its 100% fruit, just that theres no preservatives or anything in it
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Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32269 Posts
October 17 2007 06:33 GMT
#9
gg
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LySin
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States267 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-17 09:54:26
October 17 2007 09:52 GMT
#10
It's reconstituted fruit juice that's been concentrated; in other words, they boil the water out of the juice. it then becomes sweeter than before for little girly guys like you who like kid drinks.

ps: i guess you can add water haaha

Edit: i forgot to add "just kidding" but maybe not hehe
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Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
October 17 2007 15:08 GMT
#11
hahahaha lool, i love your blog :D
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Profile Joined June 2003
Canada582 Posts
October 17 2007 16:43 GMT
#12
On October 18 2007 00:08 Pika Chu wrote:
hahahaha lool, i love your blog :D
haha yeah. always two or three somewhat annoyed sentences, somewhat related
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