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all natural fruit juice.

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Zalfor
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States1035 Posts
October 17 2007 04:43 GMT
#1
i buy this fruit punch for like $2 at walgreens. It says all natural fruit juice so i'm like alright, this is legit.

i come home and i read 5% juice...

son of a bitch.

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555, kthxbai
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
October 17 2007 04:46 GMT
#2
The power of effective marketing (aka bullshit).
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
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United States1655 Posts
October 17 2007 05:05 GMT
#3
[sing]You should have read the wording in the fine... print! [/sing]

Kudos to whoever gets the reference.
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Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
October 17 2007 05:06 GMT
#4
son of a bun.
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
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Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 17 2007 05:07 GMT
#5
Ouch. That sucks :<
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azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
October 17 2007 05:30 GMT
#6
"real" fruit juice doesn't exist, unless you're talking about freshly squeezed, and you ever do that with fruit punch
oneofthem
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
October 17 2007 05:46 GMT
#7
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SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
October 17 2007 06:16 GMT
#8
all natural fruit juice doesn't mean that its 100% fruit, just that theres no preservatives or anything in it
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is awesome32278 Posts
October 17 2007 06:33 GMT
#9
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LySin
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States267 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-17 09:54:26
October 17 2007 09:52 GMT
#10
It's reconstituted fruit juice that's been concentrated; in other words, they boil the water out of the juice. it then becomes sweeter than before for little girly guys like you who like kid drinks.

ps: i guess you can add water haaha

Edit: i forgot to add "just kidding" but maybe not hehe
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Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
October 17 2007 15:08 GMT
#11
hahahaha lool, i love your blog :D
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Profile Joined June 2003
Canada582 Posts
October 17 2007 16:43 GMT
#12
On October 18 2007 00:08 Pika Chu wrote:
hahahaha lool, i love your blog :D
haha yeah. always two or three somewhat annoyed sentences, somewhat related
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