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FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-14 07:06:07
October 13 2007 19:46 GMT
#1
As many of you know decaf has become a new, circumsized man. (Props to him for having the courage of doing it ! ). Due to the nature of the surgery he will not be able to masturbate.

Because I admire him so much I will not masturbate also until he will be able to.

If you wanna join in the contest, i'll make a list and add all the contestants.

So this is how it begins, mind over matter.

Contestants:
Decafchicken
FirstBorn
lil.sis
CharlieMurphy
So no fek
obloquy
Pressure
Butigroove
kdog3683
chicken'
to miss the mark
clazziquai
Equinox_kr
rev0lution
-WGT-Stars

Moved it to general forum.

**
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
October 13 2007 20:04 GMT
#2
This is messed up beyond belief.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
October 13 2007 20:05 GMT
#3
<3 for the support.

I think lil.sis said he would join
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
October 13 2007 20:12 GMT
#4
i failed
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
October 13 2007 20:15 GMT
#5
epic fail
you're like a chinese with a taiwanese flag at the wcg.
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
October 13 2007 20:40 GMT
#6
Ok, I'm in. I haven't done it since the day before decaf's announcement so I'm already way ahead of you guys. My gf might be needing some cock pretty bad tonight (if she gets drunk). What should I do to avoid her? Or am I allowed to ?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
October 13 2007 20:41 GMT
#7
general would be better.
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
October 13 2007 21:06 GMT
#8
I'm in, I'll do better than I did in the last. >.>
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
October 13 2007 21:09 GMT
#9
I've never really tried to see how long I could go. Count me in.
That was an unknown unknown.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
October 13 2007 21:22 GMT
#10
Ok. Added u guys too.

Charlie, tell us tomorrow how did it go with your gf.

Btw, should i move this to general forum ?
[image loading]

Poll: Should i move this to general forum ?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No

I'm off to sleep now.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
October 13 2007 21:30 GMT
#11
im in
general is better more people see it
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
October 13 2007 21:41 GMT
#12
On October 14 2007 05:40 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Ok, I'm in. I haven't done it since the day before decaf's announcement so I'm already way ahead of you guys. My gf might be needing some cock pretty bad tonight (if she gets drunk). What should I do to avoid her? Or am I allowed to ?


Tell her she's not allowed to for two weeks. She'll be all over you for the next fortnight :D
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
October 13 2007 21:57 GMT
#13
I'LL DO IT!
But wait, how long?
:|
And no sex either I'm assuming.... shittt
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
zonbi
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Hungary514 Posts
October 13 2007 21:58 GMT
#14
i'd very like to join the contest, maybe i could win it, but HELL NO. Tomorrow is sunday and im gonna go to my gf

just a question, how do you wanna prove that you didnt jack off?
Have you ever had sex with a zonbi?
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
October 13 2007 22:00 GMT
#15
why would you do this?
Aepplet
Profile Joined December 2003
Sweden2908 Posts
October 13 2007 22:15 GMT
#16
On October 14 2007 06:41 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2007 05:40 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Ok, I'm in. I haven't done it since the day before decaf's announcement so I'm already way ahead of you guys. My gf might be needing some cock pretty bad tonight (if she gets drunk). What should I do to avoid her? Or am I allowed to ?


Tell her she's not allowed to for two weeks. She'll be all over you for the next fortnight :D


then tell her it's your way of showing sympathy for some guy on the internet who got cut.

on a more serious note: it was embarrassing the first time around, why plague TL with this farce once more?
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
October 13 2007 22:36 GMT
#17
im in
Multiply your efforts.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
October 13 2007 22:40 GMT
#18
I've heard reports of cut men being able to jack off anywhere from 7-14 days post-surgery. I'll do my best to beat off asap, lord knows i want to.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
chicken`
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany3478 Posts
October 13 2007 23:14 GMT
#19
COUNT ME IN!
GO DECAFFFFFF
jeremy clarkson = god
FanaBatHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Angola70 Posts
October 13 2007 23:39 GMT
#20
I haven't masturbated in years...
MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
October 13 2007 23:43 GMT
#21
On October 14 2007 05:40 CharlieMurphy wrote:
My gf might be needing some cock pretty bad tonight (if she gets drunk). What should I do to avoid her? Or am I allowed to ?


Im sorry, i have a headache
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 14 2007 00:38 GMT
#22
i will not participate, but to be fair all my pornos will have circumsized men in honor of decaf's new lifestyle
to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
October 14 2007 01:43 GMT
#23
im in, gf isnt coming home for a few weeks, let's go.
Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
October 14 2007 02:37 GMT
#24
Count me in - I will be honest as possible. This will be tough though...decaf, I'm with you!~
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-14 06:17:18
October 14 2007 03:21 GMT
#25
gl hf
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
October 14 2007 04:24 GMT
#26
Add me; I've only done it once like a couple of years ago ^^

I'll DEFINITELY finish this marathon.

Go decaf hahaha
^-^
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
October 14 2007 04:28 GMT
#27
count me in

for an added challenge we should make strafe post pics from hot asian girls.
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
-WGT-Stars-
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States888 Posts
October 14 2007 04:41 GMT
#28
I'm in ;p
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-14 04:49:44
October 14 2007 04:48 GMT
#29
On October 14 2007 06:41 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2007 05:40 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Ok, I'm in. I haven't done it since the day before decaf's announcement so I'm already way ahead of you guys. My gf might be needing some cock pretty bad tonight (if she gets drunk). What should I do to avoid her? Or am I allowed to ?


Tell her she's not allowed to for two weeks. She'll be all over you for the next fortnight :D


Its already been like 2 weeks cause we are on bad terms.

On October 14 2007 07:15 Aepplet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2007 06:41 decafchicken wrote:
On October 14 2007 05:40 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Ok, I'm in. I haven't done it since the day before decaf's announcement so I'm already way ahead of you guys. My gf might be needing some cock pretty bad tonight (if she gets drunk). What should I do to avoid her? Or am I allowed to ?


Tell her she's not allowed to for two weeks. She'll be all over you for the next fortnight :D


then tell her it's your way of showing sympathy for some guy on the internet who got cut.

on a more serious note: it was embarrassing the first time around, why plague TL with this farce once more?


Lmao, "I'm not gonna fuck you because of the internet" that'll go well.

Only thing I can do is avoid her. I'll do it for you as long as I can Decaf.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
FanaBatHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Angola70 Posts
October 14 2007 04:59 GMT
#30
CharlieMurphy, we're only abstaining from masturbation. He's never had sex, so you won't be doing him any service by not having sex - not like he was getting any with or without foreskin.
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