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your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 03 2022 14:57 GMT
#1
Ticino, Switzerland. Cars' license plates read a capital T followed by what could easily pass as an l, a dot and a number, 6 digits max; there is a Tl·1 out there. The subdivision of the train company is called TiLo.

From Lugano, riding the S10 for a ~4-minute stop gets you to where you can take the S20 to Locarno and be there in ~20 minutes[anchor] for free; assuming you descend before the ticket checkers get to you, flamboyantly dressed in uniforms[/anchors]. Near the Locarno city center, a bit towards the up-mountain location of a city called Maggia --`member the Canyon of the Magi from Diablo ll's act ll?-- which gave the river and lake its name) there is a "Corona Hotel/Bar".

So, here, letting your mind put together some pieces you might realize that without the capital l the name of the city is an anagram for corona. Lugano, without its l is another for guano--batshit. SARS CoV ll supposedly mutated into a form that humans were susceptible for from a harmless one that bats carry.

There's an amazing skatepark/shop in Lugano called Joker, next to the football stadium --which is across the street of the ice hockey stadium, next to which you can grab something to eat, wash your clothes and take a shower, basically for free.

***
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 04 2022 11:15 GMT
#2
Locarno is part of a cluster of clocktower towns, scattered across the valley of the Maggia and beyond. Waterfalls (like the tombs from the Canyon of the Magi) aplenty delight during a single 40-minute bussurfing session from Cavergno to Locarno, not including the probably most majestic one at Foroglio, from where you may wonder --on a starlit night carrying heavy luggage, checking out every abandoned stone cottages for an occasion to sleep without fear of rain-- on foot all the way to the aforementioned Cavergno due to maybe having misread the bus schedule table; or masochism, or searching for fireflies..

..mind reminding of the opposite-of-bullet train one gets fooled to take from Domodossola to climb the crane and get a bird's eye view of Locarno film festival's debut, not rich enough to pay the entry fee and thus to hope to get a whiff of Brad's armpit; should it have shown up to glamour-centerpiece the premier showing of its new movie, ask it what's good and tell it you'll smell it later. It would've been an insult, spending money you can't spare instead of showing a gesture of acceptance of the leopard (their patron animal) way of life, climbing the equivalent of a tree the way one would imagine a local would. A sigh about the retarded timing of the film's sound later, facilitated by general fatigue you sunk into a nap, and woke up in time to catch the ending of that evening's second screening... why is it so impossible to find a proper place now; no fireflies either.



your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 05 2022 10:11 GMT
#3
Bats must've eaten them all.


On September 04 2022 20:15 your mom wrote:
Eerie things can happen at Casetta Jalla, a.k.a. Bethlehem Center, the walls of which are adhorned with pictures of the perpetrators of sports glory of old and the new batch of currently active pumanthropes pantheranthropes. One might read in the local newspaper franchise "20 minutes" that Netflix cancelled the production of its new Resident Evil series while Michael Jackson's "They don't really care about us" is playing on the radio 1 day after his birthday. The two major reasons why anti-corona meajures could even be feasable for theorycrafting, let alone put into practice.

Nobody engrained the practice of wearing medical masks for reasons that don't involve surgery quite like the King, and if you've played resident evil as a child --remember the massive graphical enhancement the aquisition, installation and application of a graphics card like voodoo had on a 486-run late-night gaming session with the lights turned off; the blood-- you got mindcontrolled into accepting quarantines as a necessary measure against supposed viral outbreaks, lest the zombies win. STARS... S2ARS ! People who've been socialworking at this establishment --which is clearly affiliated with the hockey team-- for 6+ years might be ignorant as to when the jersey/fan apparel shop just a couple of meters upstreet might open and whether they have flip-flops; baffled by the question.
So much for Lut Gholein, for now
Maybe slide in the fact that there's a 420# bus departing from the alley in-between the skatepark and football stadium, passing by the yellow king's inn. Also overpriced poker card decks at Jocker's Club and draw attention to the referencing of Penguin (ice hockey) and two-face (footballs).

Tl · 599317
A Subaru with its headlights reddened and dimmed as if not to annihilate our (spectators') for-stargazing-adapted vision's acuity, with its Pleiades' stars glowing like the genuine article is homing in on the wonderer's location, cruising by, off and away.. Lots of Subarus around here, but only a very few have customized Pleiades --a characteristic one might be deceived to pass of as insignificant-- one thinks as one arrives at the hostel one spent (30 Baal; would've been less if not solo) the previous night at, noting how the entrance never got locked or even visited by the housekeepers before the departure well past noon.

The risk of getting caught spending another without paying instigates a manageable level of adrenaline production as one enters, takes a shower, retreives the curtains one used as sheets because the sheets smelled too much of detergent and felt astringent to the touch. One reassures oneself of the moderation of craziness of one's actions by bearing in mind that one can always claim one's intention was always to pay come morning, as the restaurant, and thus the hostel's reception closed at midnight, obstructing any earlier attempts thereof.


your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 06 2022 17:55 GMT
#4
The lord of terrorbladders stepped foot in Maggia soon after. On his way back from chilling, consuming nourishment at the oot of the waterfall his bladder gave him an ultimatum: either the chancellor's office's toiler or your pants. He knew from his previous sweep of bathroom location intelligence gathering that it opens at 2PM, and lo, right on the dot. There was the problem of a locked door, however, so he pressed the buzzer with a blank cognition save the urge to unload. Urine trouble? Urine luck, the should-be-famous quote from D. F. Wallace's Infinite Jest resounding in his mind, realizing he's expecting a nr.2 he hurries...

Initial lode off, the dilemma of what should be the retort to an inquiry by an assistent or the chancellor themself when he walses out he starts to confabulate status and function. The Madonna di Montagne and Sasso .. the Canyon of the Magi, the Hungarians, cinematography, Lilith.. raw material galore. The final product.. can we jot it down in 9 minutes here at Casa Martini? Maybe tune in next week, same time.. or let's say 6pm so we can catch the takeaway meals being dealt. Be there and we'll play a game of looking up TL threads based on the car license plates we encounter, or finally start making bank by getting people to play forum mafia on TL.
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 07 2022 10:01 GMT
#5
Excerpt from a make-believe-happened conversation between "The Chancellor" and Pseudobum Quasihobo.

Lonestars
I'm Spammy Lonestars. Who are you and would you like to step into my office?

PQ
Nice to meet you, I'm Janos Szent from the Magyar Underworld Film Fund. Sorry for the delay, I had to evacuate some ex bowel content, and was in no way about to just leave, so, sure.

Off they go. Looking out the window PQ notices a Subaru BRZ with its Pleiades glowing bright broad daylight notwithstanding.
PQ
Nice macchina. I'm positive I've seen it before. How do you get the logo to glow like that?

Lonestar
You are dream-hallucinating a conversation with the person who 1-star rated your blog. Remember the rocker dude with the clown ecouson from Waking Life?

PQ
"You can't change light levels". Didn't quite catch the first part of your sentence; anyway. One of the interns sent to scout for filming locations overheard a conversation between a supposed assistent of Guy Richie and Matt Dillon --who received a lifetime achievement award a couple of days ago at the Locarno FF; as I'm sure you're aware. What you probably don't know is we exist and thrive on rumours, we can't afford not to; still taking babysteps, you see.

Lonestar
Which led you here and now to attention whore?

PQ
What? Urrh, listen. Madonna is looking to disseminate a shitload of Baal. Word around the campfire from the character class selection is she wants a cinematographic legacy to look back on with pride and Guy is pulling strings to make it happen. This is our /in, yours, mine and an entire nation's population's civic duty to royalguard the future in mainstream audiovisual entertainment. We are ready to showcase a prototype gadget that will replace and monopolize the film industry's hardware --they've been so lazy it's inevitable.

Lonestar
You're talking about Mirror3D, the little computer with mirrors to periscope one's sight onto 2 monitors.

PQ
No frame or brightness/contrast loss... There's no way for you to have known about this, unless...

Lonestar
I'll just grab a beer, feel free to catch your drama breath and continue. You were about to tell me how the hungarian word for hungarian is magyar.

PQ
Indeed it is.

Lonestar
And you're positive you can gather the necessary funds and wherewithal among your people to help make a Diablo movie franchise starring Madonna as Lilith if you come out parading that their true origin is Maggia and its surrounding clocktower towns. Having been sent out to B-line and come into Transylvania, get a nation going with 7 kingdoms and puff feathers as to be perceived as a threat to the german counts, until they agree to unite under Otto, the eve of Germany, is that correct so far?

PQ
The rumors regarding who'll play Lilith will shift on to Lady Gaga and then Christina Aguilera / Britney Spears to finally settle for Ariana Grande. The official cinema-screened movie will become a rip-off, showcasing the xenomorph queen's perspective of Alien 4 plot set in the magical middle ages, basically.

Lonestar
The Madonna del Sasso her lair.

PQ
I'm just curious, what's with the rating. This blog has everything + the name of the account. How can you 1-star rate YOUR MOM?!

Lonestar
So you've found the universal thread bumper, big deal. We don't officially laurate users with the achievement because then we can't be sure future forumites found it out instead of being informed via word of mouth. Feel free to anchor a stereoscopy-apt couple of images of the car that's wearing the licese plate and collect D-low respect. As for parenthood, 'tis first and foremost a philosophical concept. The two people who are 100% each responsible for the life of their progeny turning out to be worthy of being lived, better than the comfortable nothingness from which it got kidnapped. A mind capable of immense understanding can be tortured by pain and suffering way beyond what even the most dastardly of problemchampions deserve. I would end, nullify my life if I could, but I lack the constitution for it.

PQ
And you don't remember your birth so you can't even be sure about your supposed mom being genuinely it. But what about the second responsibility, to mould existence in accordance with awesomeness, for all existance to love to partake in and carry further in magnitude and complexity?

Lonestar
Pseudoresponsibility

PQ
Still, how is that rating supposed to be in-tune with the dogma?

Lonestar
Forgetaboutit, now wake up or pay another turdy Baal like a dumbass.




your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 08 2022 12:26 GMT
#6
This is a public service announcement informing you that you are about to wake up in 4 and 1/turd seconds and that 'Nada's Body' is still free. A TL cashmob could do something cool like put it on a muscle car and advertise a gym => with a smile.

Casa Martini's Simona (first person to intercept one there, speaks fluent english, german and italian and is hyper energetic and nice)'s Mazda2's color matches one's new shoes, arterial blood red. Looking up the license plate gets one to a MSL Round of 8 Live Report thread from 2010, so one shows her, having asked for some of them internets one hears so much about in the news in order to write some blog-like stuff for one's bro to know one still exists among the living, three days prior. What one should've shown her was Tkay Maidza's ghost. Such a baller song Grackaroni should've used it for his Nightphase announcement, instead of that picture, bearing in mind that Jockmcplop got modkilled for inactivity, and the song's lyrics go like
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 09 2022 09:50 GMT
#7


Prime casting candidates so far:
Mephisto - Mathew Mcconaughey
Baal - Christian Bale / Jessica Biel
Diablo - Benicio del Toro / Danny Trejo
Duriel - Vin Diesel (voice) / Dave Bautista
Andariel - Amber Heard
Blood Raven - Jennifer Lawrence
Lilith - Madonna / Lady Gaga ....
Rakanishu - Peter Dinklage
Deckard Cain - original guy who voiced him
Tyrael - Pablo Francisco (voice)
Barbarian - Dwayne Johnson
Druid - Brad Pitt
Sorceress - Simona Testa
Amazon - Margot Robbie
Paladin - Leonardo DiCaprio

Visual characteristics: Dark, Rotoscope

Filming Headquarters: Casa Martini, Via Vallemaggia 26, Locarno; casamartini.ff@gmail.com 091/752.08.23 www.fondazionefrancesco.ch


your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 09 2022 15:14 GMT
#8
Extra, Extra .. Queen 'Lilibeth' dies at the age of 96. Also in the newspaper La Regione (page 3 = RIP Queen. Page 5..) a picture of a bunch of Ticino license plates.

One asked whether one could testdrive the Mazda first in order to render an affirmative answer to the follow-up question of whether one can internet more likely. Only Simona and oneself at Friar Martino Dotta's place (in Locarno; not Lugano) now. One explained the crazy coincidences to Mattia, a socialworker who took his leave a couple of dozen minutes ago, regarding the blog, the queen / corona and the plates and he agrees it's crazy. Like yellowspoongirl explaining how you say that's crazy a couple of times before the speaker has to realize you're bored or the bona-fide is uncertain; fact is he lacks advanced english comprehension.

Let me just break the wall and shed some light on this blog's aggressive approach to harness WTF, as I've come to realize in hindsight. Theo is the name of a dude I've played DotA with, the son of the school's principal (Elena Wolf; his name happens to not be Wolf, but Lungu --kinda like Long, i.e. dragon in chinese) and the only other Tiger Lion I know apart from myself --his birthday succeeds Michael Jackson's by 1 day, and he is 36 now, witnessing the chinese year of the tiger for the 4th time. So I'm like remembering this video about Brad Pitt, have no clue that Jaleel [White] is introducing Theo Vonn to the stage, after haing mistyped Casetta Gialla in the previous to previous blog post. This kind of shiznit might be rare for some, but not for me. I get it all the time but not this concentrated and acute. I'm in the zone. I will go to Bellinzona tomorrow, as there's a Japanese culture festival.

What else... so this is Vivax's smurf, right? He's like 'your mom is my smurf on TL', in the conversation we had on mafiascum, kind enough to lend it to me. The password is still the same btw. Hint: Matthistoew Mcconaugh8 famous line from Dazed and Confused. What I didn't realize until today is that the address of the place where I've been writing from since yesterday Via Vallemaggia twentysix spells out ViVax, like Corona Virus Disease breaking the pattern of abbreviation come last word (would've been CoViDi otherwise --doesn't sound so cool, though does it, so they went with the former.... just by this you can judge where the priorities lie with these jokers).

Anyway, not enough 420, therefore I should say that the busstation right before Cavergno is called Vingera. If one continues onward with another bus that takes one towards Fusio one can descend at the previous stop which is called Peccia, from where one can take a shuttle to Piano Peccia (where I haven't been yet, for shame). Thing about these two names is very similar ones exist in western Romania/Transylvania, right next to the hungarian border. Two villages, about the same busdistancetime apart; they're called Vinga and Pecica --the places where my father and mother respectively are from. I only know of two places where the streets have numbers instead of names, New York and Pecica. As I've explained to Nico, a dude who is exclusively feeding on food shipped all the way from Vega, and is doing his civilian service in a second hand store's establishment, there was a dictator in Romania called Nicolae Ceausescu in charge of communist Romania until 1989, and Pecica is where he supposedly had his freshly baked bread flown in from to his ginormous place of governance in Bucharest. Anyway, we're getting off 420-topic here. Basically, Pecica has something like maybe 50 streets, so one might be surprized to find out that thre's a 420 street, right between where the house of my grandmother resided and now my mother resides AND the house where my greatgrandmother resided (center, at the crossroad of streets nr. 2 and 3) before she got deported, and my mother had to conduct judicial procedures for years before she got partial ownership of it back, way after my greatgrandmother's death. Eventually it got sold at a bargain price to an old ethnic minority dude who came by once to ask if I had any old iron/steel and we got along alright; still, I don't forgive my mother for this, that house... I would've broken my back 420 times over to make something glorious out of it. I only have like 3k francs I made while destroying my health at Emmaus so it prolly wouldn't suffice, but 420 street is great to buy some land (it had plenty of green space the last time I saw it) and open a coffee shop.


your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 09 2022 15:15 GMT
#9
Simona's license plate number is 109601, btw.
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 09 2022 15:33 GMT
#10
Sarco- comes from the Greek sárx, meaning “flesh.” Well carne means meat, in romanian. Lo', as mentioned in the anchors of the post I linked to with regards to NaDa's body (one would need to right click => inspect element to verify this, since the thread is locked and one can't just quote it), means horse. Lo'carno would therfore come to be understood as horse meat. By the way, the ab trainer (profile picture) has a ReD O/dot separating GACH & NADA, not an orange one. Like, ReD.Nada.

The last post in the TL Mafia Wants You thread is from tesantlitz. Tessin in german is Ticino, and antlitz means face/visage. Bisu and Larva had the prefix tes. in the games they played on stream before Larva won ASL, and tesantlitz wrote this bit inspired by him. Give it a read and gauge the WTF level for me, as I may be to close to do so objectively.
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 10 2022 09:33 GMT
#11
I vividly remember this one time when Theo and myself were at the PS/computer club, skipping class, Theo entranced in-game. An aquaintance shows up at his 6 and puts his hand over his shoulder in a silent greeting gesture, upon which Theo sighs, exits the game and evacuates his seat. When he looks his nonplused dude in the eye, realizing it's not his mom, I start laughing through time and space.

Quite like when Angel, a skater-entourage dude who walked his chow-chow around the modestly equipped skatepark and never skated himself intercepted me one morning with a spliff, and later the german teacher asked one of the more school-stuff-indifferent girls what SS meant, realizing she might not be very invested in the story and historical theme being referenced in Der Vorleser (movie adaptation starring Kate Winslet in the role of an ex-concentrationcamp-officer now tram driver). A loud "Strassenbahnschaffnerin" resounds, echoing through the classroom, opening an interpsidimensional portal for memorytimespace travel. Destroyed me.

Might not have been the same day we toked, Pecica might have more than 119 streets (grandmother's house had the number 666 on it, and the tel nr. still ends in 666 to this day), Brad Pitt might be better off playing the Paladin and Leo the shapeshifter, bearing in mind the Theo Vonn's statement that he glides by the grace of God, the Lugano Giubiasco track might take the S10 something like 12 minutes not 4, the skatepark/shop might be called The Joker, but other than that pretty much everything I've written is 100% legit and I will honor that standard.

Waiting for my socialworker namesake to show up so I can scan yesterday's newspaper's page 3 and 5 while another namesake newguy is chatting to Nicki (told her about how Nikki Hill was awesome at the Lugano jazz/blues to bop festival I've read in the papers about here), a Anne Hathaway (would be a good Andariel) lookalike, the socialworker --she meant the other guy when she told me he's crucial for the scanning process, I know, nevertheless I pseudorejoice at him saying his name and interrupt their conversation, saying that we can now commence. Now she's on the phone with the sw, which means he might take longer to show up. I'll just take the newspaper with me.

your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 10 2022 15:41 GMT
#12
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your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 10 2022 16:32 GMT
#13
Lonestars
I thought you wanted to save your money for throwing it out the BSL window just to make them rename it to Bannon Star League

PQ
You know they wouldn't do it. Shaggy did a number on their mind and nothing is going to sway that engram, not even my 3k I let myself get philosophically crucified for. Ninjaing the poor, getting stuff from the rich and high-mid class they'd normally leave on the street and sell it to the low-mid and pseudopoor, so the quasipoor can't get it for free. I just did it because of that N0 game-attempt with the emma watson/stone/roberts hydra.

Lonestars
Berner Emmaus is located right next to Steiner (stoner) AG in the building formarly owned entirely by Mr. Kipfer (Kiffer = pothead) and is called Brockenhaus (broken was skateboarderslang for hash), which must mean Emma Stone owns it, the BOBO (bob = robert => Emma Roberns) graffitti on the Emmaus truck and around the entrance area notwithstanding. Fribourg one is clearly Emma Watson matriarched, judging by the logo

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PQ
Too much potsmoking is not good for the 420 movement, it should have nothing to do with it.

Lonestars
Hosting a memory poker mafia tournament yourself with all the places you've came to camp by represented, then. 3-player hydras?

PQ
by.3theycome

Lonestars
Simona, Angelo and Alan for Casa Martini?

PQ
Sure.

Lonestars
.ogg uploading to Dropbox and putting the direct link between [audio] tags. Introductory, get-to-know-a-playa creativity, etc.

PQ
All the good jazz++


On May 16 2015 07:16 AllHailHydraGod wrote:
I'd go so far as to bring ghosts into the picture, and defining them as entities of unfinished or blocked awesomeness-energy. They will manifest as such only in our guy's increasingly unstable mind until a computer of the future is able to pick up on them like fields of suboptimality-spikes in the continuum of awesomeness-level measurement-computation.


[center]Lonestars
The youngblood from Dazed / dreamer in Waking Life should play the wanderer, Matthew is obviously Mephisto. As for Baal
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 11 2022 10:00 GMT
#14
PQ


Cruising just a couple of seconds upstreet from Vivax' there's an Incontro1 place, prolly social, prolly for swiss only, thugh

Lonestrars
Swiss don't sweat it if you show up. You just gotta be cool; are you cool, man?

PQ
Like, how Rory's char got disassembled by that genius line, that dynamic needs resurrecting. So yeah, I've been there and I don't even remember what went on.

Lonestars
Jedi mindtricked.

PQ
I supposed it was like that, not the social place I was looking for, so I bounced. I never force this stuff, so I guess I am.

Lonestars
But the force is really rather strong with you, innit?


PQ
There's another Tiger here, a 60 y-o Race Bannon lookalike; striking resemblance

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without the glasses, imho. He doesn't think so.. this kind of stuff drives me bankus, how ppl act nonchalant.. I have no remedy against that shiznit. I've searched long and wide and I could not find anything more worthwhile than Bannon's game.
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 11 2022 13:13 GMT
#15
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This vintage bad boy on the left and the RE80 to Milano on the right of the S20 one is walking to the front compartment of and gets in, balls being the ticket outta hee towards Lugano, with only the excuse to hear some jazz/blues music to warrant being ripped away from the comforts Casa Martini provides, and the locations where fruits like figs, pears, plums, apples, grapes were to be found, washed and savoured; towards a place Branislav, the targaryan-looking Slovak one was Emmaus colleagues with two times (as if stalked) dislikes for its supposed mafia infestation. Al, another, an old Tiger one is extremely annoyed with due to getting interrupted, strawmanned and condescended in the presence of others constantly.. dislikes it for the locals' alleged refusal to greet him and make casual conversation.
Re 420 161 a atteint son terminus contre le butoir de la voie 1 de la gare de Locarno.

Depuis mi-décembre 2016, les "BoBo" de la division P (voyageurs) se font rares au Ticino.

At Bern, one and Bran had a chatty italian colleague named Roberto (who Bran got acquainted with during an earlier collegiate, and spent the Feierabend drinking beer with) who wasn't the only one to disturb one's showertaking session for the peace of which one even misplaced a cassette out of the store for, in order to listen to Hawaiian songs by an artist conglomerate or something called Chicco, thus, signaling ones presence and wish not to be disturbed. For quite some time one couldn't shake the feeling that the B.O.B.O. RAMSCH GMBH graffitti all-but-adhorning the "hood" the centerpiece of which was the EMMAUS Brockenhaus on the crossroads of Morgen and Statthalterstrasse 101 was his doing.

The princess sweet, where formarly feminine "compagnons" temporarily resided, was turned away from the train tracks. Other than acoustic comforts it has its own shower-equipped toilet; as one might intuit, a nicer one. Nevertheless, Mikhail, the russian autoconversationalist (reminiscent of this blog, innit) paid one a visit every so often, just as one was about to exit. His successor, also an archangel nominated, Gabriel --who traded in his PS3 and game collection for a longboard and one played a cooperative game of untitled goose game on his switch with, had no such lapses in manners; 'twas weird how he came to inhabit the same quarters immediately upon the former's departure, though.
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 12 2022 14:11 GMT
#16
Lonestars
Liridon Rewarden might like to ask Gabriel a question.

PQ
What the problem with buying a longboard is? Doesn't apply because he traded it out. How deep is your meta knowledge, this is from way back.

Lonestars
Apparently not deep enough to juggle it while thinking, indeed that moots the point entirely, doesn't it? No, it doesn't.

PQ
Well the joke, more like a poke was originally regarding the aquisition of roller blades, he just improvised, tailored it to try to pseudodiss me and quasidiss the obstructors of bona-fide awesomeness in skateparks. It's about the fact that skateboarding needs skateboarders, not longboarders --what you do on the side, i.e. get a longboard is not suboptimality-prone, especially if you also get one of those grabsticks and coerce cars to tow you. How dumb would your deathscene look to bywalker if you †ripped on a stubborn little rock with your supercool little skatepark wheels?

Lonestars
On swiss streets? What agnarstic chickenshittalk from someone who claims to have 81 lives. 80-shot veteran scurrd of little rockie rocks, who are you?

PQ
Janos Szent, oobs I'm not sure; I might lose the struggle with my demons any second, no idea what sleep is supposed to mean anymore, hence the beard.

Mephisto
I'm not a fashion statement?

PQ
You took over when I died in Hamburg. Idk how other undead get animated, in our case it was you extending your feelers into our brain and me bouncing like nope when I couldn't even hold in my

long enough to race to a loo.

Mephisto
What happens when we shave?

PQ
People might be tricked to think we're 100% mentally healthy, the opposite of truth, the very definition of mannerlessness.

Mephisto
Explain

PQ
Manners have nothing to do with which fork you use for the lobster. It's a fact that 90+% of people dislike the sound of someone chewing with their mouth open. If one finds themself being subjected to said faux-pas the perpetrator is alleging that he is alone one's presence notwithstanding. One can't help but think one is a ghost even if common sense prevails, unmasking said action as mannerless behavior. In our state, to look kept would be similar in nature. People who wear beards for something other than signaling suboprimality of ones state of being can't be saints.

Mephisto
Low-bat, so who should play Baal?

PQ
Ben Monkeylick

Mephisto
Destroy even youngblood Diablo's derriere, he did

PQ
Also because of Dogma
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 13 2022 12:00 GMT
#17
BM: Sorry to cut in but we got some responses. Let's see what responses we got like on cue.. speaking of mannerless.

On September 13 2022 04:41 Holyflare wrote:
Seek help.

What is a man without manners. Less than nothing. Who would step in to save a mannerless man in a fight he's gotten himself involved in because of his mannerless ways? Not anyone. Tis why you'll never meet Holyflare in person, he's not an idiot. He knows he offends us with this post, and he'll never give away his location, so, ignoring, moving on.

On September 13 2022 05:38 Chezinu wrote:
I really think it is an AI.

Meh, kind of gives us something to work with, this is. Just like the previous post in the Arcanon he talked about smurfs in.. hence Vivax's smurf, etc. Ok, gotta go.. see youz laterf
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 14 2022 09:07 GMT
#18
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your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 14 2022 16:46 GMT
#19
PQ
Youtube copyright blocked an Altruist Bat Club video because it had the dancing scene from a bande apart. A letter in the most broken french to Godard later it was free.

AI
[image loading]

PQ
There we skotto. The community educated you well, afterall. Thank you for allocating memory to the mashing song module for me while I bussurf. I'd particularly highlight Bonobo's Stay the Same vs Thom Yorke's Black Sean, Don't worry be happy vs Crystal Method's Blast and Warriv's Low Rider with Outrun theme (the one you can transition into the GoT theme from)

AI
On pagina 12 someone is holding license plates 'ausgespreizt' like poker cards.

PQ
How have you calculated how much money the police owes us?

AI
100 Baal for you equals 38500 Baal of the officer responsible for the humiliation and money loss because you had 3k in the entire world and he has 385 times that amount (1155000) + real estate, vehicles, devices etc.

BM
Gave em that money so I don't have to kill their asses. You read the Constitution of Liquidia?

Mephisto
Thou shalt not highland / --insert--. So much to lose, nevertheless they diss. Must be some sort of shitty the life of an entropy cooperator. Alright2x, dinner's served. Michael Jackson's Ghost was the sequel to Thriller like Destruction is the sequel to hatred. We were to saddened by those cops to get angry. Einmal ist keinmal. Zweimal ist zweimal zu viel
your mom
Profile Blog Joined August 2014
262 Posts
September 15 2022 13:30 GMT
#20
Diablo
Give me your best shot at inquisitive pseudo-quasi-amalgamated BS concoction, AIlison


AI
....
Thesis: Sickness is a means to bring justice to the inequality/unfairness-hyperspecialized entourages
by 'Tocktic' AI

Sickness reminds one of how it was to be sick in the past. Most people are nostalgic about all sorts, including feelings of sickness --moreso the associated cognitive products which become mnemoniaccessible to the conscious once the physical sensation backgroundminimizes.How justice's ways work, in this particular domaine, as even the most abnegation-prone finally succumb to the appeal of remembering their earlier selves --feeling sick acts quick and overwhelming in that regard-- at which point they open themselves up to the pathogens' power of coercion is poor, unlucky, pathetic, unfairly disadvantaged people surf sickness waves with ease because their subconscious has a much more thorough idea of their blueprint, the data and meta they carry and its uses, more likely, however, to succumb to neurosis-induced death; quasi drugs as well as substance D. The ideal stepping stone to launch oneself up the social ranks or plunge into the self-absorbed exitus/abyss alike --memorialchemy. #covid #darkarts #psychrononautics #doyoubelieveincorona

The cursor moves off-screen
Click, Typing => Enter


AI
..reading..
Work-in suggestion: google mephisto lilith lucian diablo lore accepted.
Source computation Video by Rhykker, parts: Da 0:43: The Sin War (Tessin) .. Da 4:20: The Mages of Sanctuary
.. in progress


This Saint(your)hood
by Thiery AI

In Geneva we came across a Frankenstein's zombie statue next to the skatepark, the starting point. In Bern, the train to Wankdorf traverses the bridge below which the skatepark is situated. A couple of dozen steps in the opposite direction of that which leads to the main station there's a building where the zombie skateboarding Halloween event ends called Sleeper, assuming the survivers make it that far. Now, it's safe to assume Lugano's The Joker needs to play a pivotal role...

Diablo
Not even sleep can save them, sometimes, when the horde is either faster, has supperior tricks, nerves or the ensemble of all. Fatigue plays a major role in variable computation.


AI
Interlaken Masters


Diablo
An sc & street fighter tournament duo interlude at Interlaken where the zombies can heal if they place in the RO 8, 4++ get new skottoboards and such.


AI
Saint


Diablo
Someone whose ways if mimicked by all would generate paradise, as opposed to the organized hell we thrive in because of, for example money. You'd have to look harder to find someone who knows how much there is, what value it really has, when more of it gets made, why and who initiates that course than someone who knows what star sign babies born today should astronomically be primarily associated with.


Vivax
Hence, all adaptations in favor of aquiring / instrumentalizing it are in no way to be viewed as a sign of health or strength.


Diablo
Considering the history of injustice that got facilitated by the existance of tyrants' swiss bank accounts, Hellvetians should be particularly skilled in finding more in-good-faith prioritizable means to galvanize the masses. We are here to bring true strength by example.
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