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Little anecdote involving an onion ring

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FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
August 31 2007 00:58 GMT
#1
I best write this down before I forget it, for it was so minor but gave me a nice smile. Today I played football with my mates and that 4 hours of running was followed naturally by a trip to the pub for drinks and food. I ordered a steak with onion rings. Except "onion rings" was a huge elaboration, all I got was a single ring-shaped batter, with no onion to be found. I was gonna complain but it was so petty. Still felt pretty cheated, I do like my onion rings... After that I headed home, as one does. During the walk back on an empty street I saw a glistening round object on the pavement, lit up by the streetlight. It was a single slice of onion...

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EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-31 01:03:59
August 31 2007 01:03 GMT
#2
That's pretty cool
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
August 31 2007 01:08 GMT
#3
hair raising freakiness! I wonder what destiny was trying to tell u?
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-31 01:11:17
August 31 2007 01:10 GMT
#4
if anyone could deduce any form of moral from this telling tale, please enlighten me because im stumped.
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EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-31 01:14:50
August 31 2007 01:13 GMT
#5
On August 31 2007 10:10 FireBlast! wrote:
if anyone could deduce any form of moral from this telling tale, please enlighten me because im stumped.

Those who do not bitch are rewarded in the end You kept your cool after you got the bad order and the onion later was the universe's way of telling you "good job."

Schones_Chaos
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States226 Posts
August 31 2007 01:23 GMT
#6
Onion rings yum..
"Dont kill two birds with one stone, Bring a shotgun and get all the birds..."
karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
August 31 2007 02:32 GMT
#7
so you ate it right? makes for a better and happier ending
zzzzzz
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-31 03:43:55
August 31 2007 03:41 GMT
#8
One can take this in an amusing way or a horrific way.

It would be amusing to think that onion slice you found on the street is "cute", BUT! What if you keep running into onions, each time, with the slice marks reshaping into a menacing grimace? Eventually, the onion encounter will grow eerier, with the feeling of paranoia creeping along the back of your mind. Soon, the onion will grow strange parts resembling that of an onion monster and you'll begin feeling insanity overwhelm you in pitch-white oblivion that is an onion field.

ZOMFG, WHAT'S THAT BIG FREAKIN ONION DOING BEHIND YOU?! LOOK!
Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-31 05:36:43
August 31 2007 05:36 GMT
#9
i just felt a little bit more empty inside after reading this blog
wakpark
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States173 Posts
August 31 2007 05:50 GMT
#10
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The Black Keys / The White Stripes
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
August 31 2007 07:33 GMT
#11
do you usually get more than 1 ring when you order onion rings? o_O
stenole
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Norway869 Posts
August 31 2007 10:14 GMT
#12
This is just proof that there is an onion ring balance in the world. An onion ring cannot be taken out of the system without a new onion ring appearing in the system.
123bangbang
Profile Joined November 2005
United Kingdom83 Posts
August 31 2007 16:14 GMT
#13
oh, guess what, I won the pub poker match that we played haha. hustled them all :D muahaha.

oh. and if u want onion rings we should go down to tony roma's one time. they have this onion ring thing that looks like a tower made up of onion rings. tis awesome.
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