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A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
July 19 2007 12:14 GMT
#1
Girls who fail.

Namely, girls who fail to talk about their genitals and associated uses of said genitals like 13 year-old boys. Sure, it's funny the first time, and probably the second and third too. I mean, I own a picture of a nude woman masturbating a giant and very surprised cat. But the point is, if you're spending 50% of your words in a conversation talking about your tits, vag or being wet, or banging one of your girlfriends with a variety of phallic objects and laughing hysterically at it like you're in middle school, I mean, it's just like, shit, I don't know how to talk to you seriously. Wherein do I enter the conversation? How should I begin? Should I start by proclaiming that my nuts smell like chili and I am going rub them in someone's face if they don't get me a beer ASAP? And then follow that by telling everyone to quiet down because I think I can hear the swarthy seamen, which constitute my hyper manly sperm, singing manly drinking songs as they swim around in my sac? I mean what the fuck? I don't know how to explain it, but let me just say that this is probably one of the reasons why they lump women and children together.

(My sperm are all hairy-chested pirates by the way.)

***
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
July 19 2007 12:45 GMT
#2
oh god
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
CustomXSpunjah
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1093 Posts
July 19 2007 12:55 GMT
#3
come again, why do you own a pic of a woman masturbating a giant cat?
beware, the rise of the Protoss is upon us!
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
July 19 2007 13:06 GMT
#4
hahaha
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
July 19 2007 13:21 GMT
#5
well im 16 and talk about my genitals like said girls. is that bad? do i fail.

my cock is so huge dude i could rip a baby in half ez.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
July 19 2007 13:23 GMT
#6
im 13 yo boy
CustomXSpunjah
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1093 Posts
July 19 2007 13:57 GMT
#7
On July 19 2007 22:21 DeadVessel wrote:
well im 16 and talk about my genitals like said girls. is that bad? do i fail.

my cock is so huge dude i could rip a baby in half ez.


my dick is like the rumble in the jungle
yo' dick...got touched by your uncle!
beware, the rise of the Protoss is upon us!
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
July 19 2007 14:12 GMT
#8
a/s/l?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 19 2007 14:17 GMT
#9
no
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
July 19 2007 14:40 GMT
#10
On July 19 2007 23:12 Dave[9] wrote:
a/s/l?
Karma is a bitch
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
July 19 2007 16:27 GMT
#11
Fuck a/s/l
Where's the cat?
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11601 Posts
July 19 2007 16:56 GMT
#12
on my lap
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Ready2[ESC]
Profile Joined October 2002
Hungary1436 Posts
July 19 2007 21:56 GMT
#13
what
--- Nuked ---
AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
July 20 2007 00:25 GMT
#14
crazy man
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
July 20 2007 02:49 GMT
#15
On July 19 2007 22:57 CustomXSpunjah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2007 22:21 DeadVessel wrote:
well im 16 and talk about my genitals like said girls. is that bad? do i fail.

my cock is so huge dude i could rip a baby in half ez.


my dick is like the rumble in the jungle
yo' dick...got touched by your uncle!

My dick bench pressed 350,
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24799 Posts
July 20 2007 04:32 GMT
#16
On July 20 2007 01:27 MYM.Testie wrote:
Fuck a/s/l
Where's the cat?


Pics or it didn't happen. On second thought, don't.
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