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120720
Profile Blog Joined July 2020
95 Posts
August 13 2020 18:13 GMT
#1
This blog will just be random stuff I see on the internet, not all will be dumb, I lied.

Let's start: my university is advertising studying/internship abroad but they are saying that it has been cancelled due to the covid19.

I fail to see the point of advertising it now...

***
120720
Profile Blog Joined July 2020
95 Posts
August 13 2020 19:02 GMT
#2
Someone mentioned making up a friend that does not exist.
Some people (I think one or two, could be more) were convinced they met the guy...
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 13 2020 19:07 GMT
#3
I got one

+ Show Spoiler +
THIS BLOG HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

no, sorry... I just wanted to do it before someone else did.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
120720
Profile Blog Joined July 2020
95 Posts
August 13 2020 19:10 GMT
#4
A guy said he has never played poker ever and does not even know the rules.
One guy tells him "play the players not the cards" or something.

The guy does not even know the rules and you want him to mindgames against veterans?
120720
Profile Blog Joined July 2020
95 Posts
August 13 2020 19:16 GMT
#5
On August 14 2020 04:07 ninazerg wrote:
I got one

+ Show Spoiler +
THIS BLOG HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

no, sorry... I just wanted to do it before someone else did.


I was expecting someone to quote anything from me on this website.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-08-13 23:13:27
August 13 2020 23:11 GMT
#6
Here's one:

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[image loading]

ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Jan1997
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
Norway671 Posts
August 13 2020 23:17 GMT
#7
On August 14 2020 04:10 120720 wrote:
A guy said he has never played poker ever and does not even know the rules.
One guy tells him "play the players not the cards" or something.

The guy does not even know the rules and you want him to mindgames against veterans?



Ok this one made me laugh.
Do something today that your future self will be thankful for.
Nebuchad
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Switzerland12454 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-08-14 02:10:10
August 14 2020 02:01 GMT
#8
On August 14 2020 04:10 120720 wrote:
A guy said he has never played poker ever and does not even know the rules.
One guy tells him "play the players not the cards" or something.

The guy does not even know the rules and you want him to mindgames against veterans?


On Pokerstars someone told me they had to shove the turn "for pot control" once.

In Dublin, a dude has like 6 big blinds left in a decent sized tourney, calls a 2 big blind raise from the cutoff with 87. Flop comes 882 and the other dude shoves with whatever he had cause it's 4 big blinds. The dude with 87 raises his head, goes "Pfft! Easy call!" with a lot of scorn in his voice and then calls.

Lost a prop bet that year so this was me playing the main event in 2012:
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]


In Vegas a girl comes to my friend's table with 300, proceeds to play very poorly and loses it. She instantly rebuys 300, continues to play extremely poorly and goes up to about 1100, then she loses a pot where she raises 200 on A86, the board runs out 7 5 and she shoves river with T4o into A9. She instantly rebuys 300. Then she raises my friend's blind and he defends with Kx, flop comes Kxx, he checks, she bets like 90 he calls, turn a brick is checked around. River is an ace and there is some confusion, I don't remember exactly why but the girl ends up being forced to check behind when she wanted to bet. She then says she has the best hand anyway, so my friend shows a king and she can't beat that obv. She proceeds to go on huge tilt, then takes the 200 that she has left that aren't in the pot and says "Here I give you my money", puts the chips in the middle and leaves. The dealer goes "Oh the lady has given you her money" and gives the chips to my friend.
No will to live, no wish to die
120720
Profile Blog Joined July 2020
95 Posts
August 14 2020 17:16 GMT
#9
I thought a channel was serious, I thought of one person I would hate to see on it, they were on it a couple days ago after that thought.

Such a sellout move...
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 14 2020 22:24 GMT
#10
On August 14 2020 11:01 Nebuchad wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2020 04:10 120720 wrote:
A guy said he has never played poker ever and does not even know the rules.
One guy tells him "play the players not the cards" or something.

The guy does not even know the rules and you want him to mindgames against veterans?


On Pokerstars someone told me they had to shove the turn "for pot control" once.

In Dublin, a dude has like 6 big blinds left in a decent sized tourney, calls a 2 big blind raise from the cutoff with 87. Flop comes 882 and the other dude shoves with whatever he had cause it's 4 big blinds. The dude with 87 raises his head, goes "Pfft! Easy call!" with a lot of scorn in his voice and then calls.

Lost a prop bet that year so this was me playing the main event in 2012:
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]


In Vegas a girl comes to my friend's table with 300, proceeds to play very poorly and loses it. She instantly rebuys 300, continues to play extremely poorly and goes up to about 1100, then she loses a pot where she raises 200 on A86, the board runs out 7 5 and she shoves river with T4o into A9. She instantly rebuys 300. Then she raises my friend's blind and he defends with Kx, flop comes Kxx, he checks, she bets like 90 he calls, turn a brick is checked around. River is an ace and there is some confusion, I don't remember exactly why but the girl ends up being forced to check behind when she wanted to bet. She then says she has the best hand anyway, so my friend shows a king and she can't beat that obv. She proceeds to go on huge tilt, then takes the 200 that she has left that aren't in the pot and says "Here I give you my money", puts the chips in the middle and leaves. The dealer goes "Oh the lady has given you her money" and gives the chips to my friend.


All of this sounds like nonsense to me. I don't know any of this terminology.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
120720
Profile Blog Joined July 2020
95 Posts
August 15 2020 07:55 GMT
#11
On August 15 2020 07:24 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2020 11:01 Nebuchad wrote:
On August 14 2020 04:10 120720 wrote:
A guy said he has never played poker ever and does not even know the rules.
One guy tells him "play the players not the cards" or something.

The guy does not even know the rules and you want him to mindgames against veterans?


On Pokerstars someone told me they had to shove the turn "for pot control" once.

In Dublin, a dude has like 6 big blinds left in a decent sized tourney, calls a 2 big blind raise from the cutoff with 87. Flop comes 882 and the other dude shoves with whatever he had cause it's 4 big blinds. The dude with 87 raises his head, goes "Pfft! Easy call!" with a lot of scorn in his voice and then calls.

Lost a prop bet that year so this was me playing the main event in 2012:
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]


In Vegas a girl comes to my friend's table with 300, proceeds to play very poorly and loses it. She instantly rebuys 300, continues to play extremely poorly and goes up to about 1100, then she loses a pot where she raises 200 on A86, the board runs out 7 5 and she shoves river with T4o into A9. She instantly rebuys 300. Then she raises my friend's blind and he defends with Kx, flop comes Kxx, he checks, she bets like 90 he calls, turn a brick is checked around. River is an ace and there is some confusion, I don't remember exactly why but the girl ends up being forced to check behind when she wanted to bet. She then says she has the best hand anyway, so my friend shows a king and she can't beat that obv. She proceeds to go on huge tilt, then takes the 200 that she has left that aren't in the pot and says "Here I give you my money", puts the chips in the middle and leaves. The dealer goes "Oh the lady has given you her money" and gives the chips to my friend.


All of this sounds like nonsense to me. I don't know any of this terminology.


Please no trolling on my blog, you are a bw player and have been a TL member for a long time, it is known that everyone who has been affiliated to both got to know Poker. /s


120720
Profile Blog Joined July 2020
95 Posts
August 15 2020 10:25 GMT
#12
Apparently a team conceding 27 goals in 28 games, and 10 goals in 8 games is a "very sound defence",
but,
a team conceding 32 goals in 34 games and 6 goals in 8 games is "having difficulties in defence"

37/36= 1.0277....
38/42=0.9047



120720
Profile Blog Joined July 2020
95 Posts
August 15 2020 14:17 GMT
#13
Every popular posts about fashion: it needs to fit

One woman requestinq advices on how to tell her man he needs to buy clothes that fit more: Leave the poor guy, he is NOT your project/doll!!
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 15 2020 22:09 GMT
#14
On August 15 2020 23:17 120720 wrote:
Every popular posts about fashion: it needs to fit

One woman requestinq advices on how to tell her man he needs to buy clothes that fit more: Leave the poor guy, he is NOT your project/doll!!


Maybe she just wants to help him look better.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50931 Posts
August 16 2020 12:25 GMT
#15
Heres one:

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[image loading]
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
JTCC
Profile Joined June 2020
Netherlands21 Posts
August 17 2020 08:02 GMT
#16
On August 16 2020 07:09 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2020 23:17 120720 wrote:
Every popular posts about fashion: it needs to fit

One woman requestinq advices on how to tell her man he needs to buy clothes that fit more: Leave the poor guy, he is NOT your project/doll!!


Maybe she just wants to help him look better.


This is never the reason, she wants him to look better in front of her girlfriends like some new handbag but doesn't really give a fuck about the guy.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 17 2020 08:21 GMT
#17
On August 17 2020 17:02 JTCC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 16 2020 07:09 ninazerg wrote:
On August 15 2020 23:17 120720 wrote:
Every popular posts about fashion: it needs to fit

One woman requestinq advices on how to tell her man he needs to buy clothes that fit more: Leave the poor guy, he is NOT your project/doll!!


Maybe she just wants to help him look better.


This is never the reason, she wants him to look better in front of her girlfriends like some new handbag but doesn't really give a fuck about the guy.


That sounds like some serious projection.

BUT LET'S SAY -- for the sake of argument -- that you're 100% right about this. Let's say the girl doesn't care about him. How would her making him look sexier hurt him? If anything, she's hurting herself because once he looks hotter, he can leave her for one of the said girlfriends.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
120720
Profile Blog Joined July 2020
95 Posts
August 20 2020 10:39 GMT
#18
Randomly heard the name of a game some years ago.
Years after, checking some "old" esports names on liquipedia, checking their twitch to learn more etc.
One of them has a few recommendations listed in their bio, that game is there, why not.
In the morning, open a forum, one post kind of randomly bumped... it is either the same game or the second opus.

This is not the Bauhoff whatever syndrome at all, this is just a pure coincidence.
120720
Profile Blog Joined July 2020
95 Posts
August 20 2020 19:33 GMT
#19
A woman was often sleeping with a guy because she was not finding anyone. He was quite into her, she was not really into him.

They got married, they don't like each other anymore.

Someone made a comment about people doing stupid thing out of loneliness and for sex.
They were referring to the guy because on some "he HAD to know".

Sure he might lose more in the divorce, but if someone created a shitty situation there I think the guy is not that much to blame...
120720
Profile Blog Joined July 2020
95 Posts
August 27 2020 07:44 GMT
#20
"short people" subreddit, full of 5'9...
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