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artosisisthebest
Profile Blog Joined May 2020
United States13 Posts
May 15 2020 22:40 GMT
#1
Me and my best friend growing up have been neighbors and last year when we graduated high school, he decided to go to the state college while I went into the army. I had always thought his mom was pretty hot for her age, and she wasn't even that old, like around 45. The day right after my 18th birthday, before I left for boot camp, and while my parents were at church and my friend and his dad were out camping, his mom stopped by to give me a belated birthday present. It was a VR headset, and I thanked her for the gift, and invited her inside for a cup of coffee. She ended up telling me how much she admired my bravery for going into the military and that she had watched me turn into a smart and mature young man. She was definitely a beautiful woman, blonde, skinny, in shape, and when she smiled she looked way younger than her age. Nothing inappropriate happened, we just cuddled on the couch while watching television and before leaving she kissed me on the cheek and wished me good luck. We promised not to tell anyone though. It was an awesome memory.

****
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 15 2020 23:58 GMT
#2
What did you watch on television?
artosisisthebest
Profile Blog Joined May 2020
United States13 Posts
May 16 2020 01:37 GMT
#3
On May 16 2020 08:58 Chairman Ray wrote:
What did you watch on television?

an older episode of The Vampire Diaries.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24676 Posts
May 16 2020 01:50 GMT
#4
On May 16 2020 07:40 artosisisthebest wrote:
We promised not to tell anyone though.

I'm not sure if you can say you kept your promise anymore.

How long ago was this? Any regrets going into the Army?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10671 Posts
May 16 2020 02:03 GMT
#5
Yea until you realize your best friend is on TL.
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
AdelSC123
Profile Joined March 2010
France362 Posts
May 16 2020 02:09 GMT
#6
Thats not that bad, wait till you hear what he and your mom are going to do while you are in the army.
EsportsJohn
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4883 Posts
May 16 2020 02:52 GMT
#7
This is the quality entertainment I've been looking for.
StrategyAllyssa Grey <3<3
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 16 2020 02:54 GMT
#8
Is your best friend Artosis?
Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7291 Posts
May 16 2020 03:18 GMT
#9
Im trying to find some sort of connection between this and Artosis, and I realize theres no decent reason for me to do so but some part of me feels like what you've said here is deeply tied to Artosis.
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
artosisisthebest
Profile Blog Joined May 2020
United States13 Posts
May 16 2020 03:49 GMT
#10
I don't have a personal relationship with Artosis but I often enjoy watching him casting Starcraft 2 games and I also like watching him stream BW, though I don't play much anymore these days. Although I have been getting back into it recently.
JoinTheRain
Profile Blog Joined September 2018
Bulgaria408 Posts
May 16 2020 10:21 GMT
#11
Ah, I must say, your morals are highly questionable. You promised not to tell about it and then you go ahead and trumpet about what happened on an internet forum. How is that consistent with your promise? But when I think about it, I guess such mental wavering is to be expected from an unsound mind like yours who has voluntarily agreed to be paid money to kill fellow people on order.

User was warned for this post.
The subject-matter of the art of living is each person's own life.
linestein
Profile Blog Joined June 2018
United States210 Posts
May 16 2020 11:41 GMT
#12
45 comes early man.
"You can wish to be rich, you can wish to be tall. You can wish away the haters, you just gimme a call" ---Will Smith & DJ Khaled "Friend Like Me (End Title)"
Jan1997
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
Norway671 Posts
May 16 2020 13:29 GMT
#13
Nice.



lol.
Do something today that your future self will be thankful for.
KelsierSC
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United Kingdom10443 Posts
May 16 2020 21:20 GMT
#14
Nice.

Guess it's a good show of friendship not to bang his mum but it must have been tempting.
Zerg for Life
9-BiT
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States1089 Posts
May 16 2020 21:33 GMT
#15
That’s sick dude nice job
kwark_uk: @father_sc learn to play maybe?
CadenZie
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Korea (South)545 Posts
May 16 2020 21:54 GMT
#16
thats father's (not even secret) fantasy tbh
vyzion
Profile Joined August 2016
308 Posts
May 17 2020 06:16 GMT
#17
How does one go from coffee to cuddling? Was it like, hey come here and cuddle me??
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
May 17 2020 07:44 GMT
#18
On May 16 2020 20:41 linestein wrote:
45 comes early man.

actually, legit it does come early
Great armies come from happy zealots, and happy zealots come from California!
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XenOsky
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Chile2269 Posts
Last Edited: 2020-05-17 10:06:25
May 17 2020 10:05 GMT
#19
On May 16 2020 11:03 GGzerG wrote:
Yea until you realize your best friend is on TL.


my best friend and MY MOM!

TT

On May 16 2020 19:21 JoinTheRain wrote:
Ah, I must say, your morals are highly questionable. You promised not to tell about it and then you go ahead and trumpet about what happened on an internet forum. How is that consistent with your promise? But when I think about it, I guess such mental wavering is to be expected from an unsound mind like yours who has voluntarily agreed to be paid money to kill fellow people on order.

User was warned for this post.


#facts
StarCraft & Audax Italiano.
Starlightsun
Profile Blog Joined June 2016
United States1405 Posts
May 17 2020 20:52 GMT
#20
Congrats bro.
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