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Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-03 11:05:00
July 03 2007 08:49 GMT
#1
Colisse d'osti de marde. Tout au cours de l'année qui viens de passé (donc depuis l'été passé,,) j'ai eu toutes sortes d'osti de criss de tabarnacle de problemes de santé pi la je suis échoeuré en criss.

J'ai toujours eu plus de problemes de santés que mes petits namis. J'ai eu des inflammations au couilles, j'ai eu des especes d'infections des oeils, j'ai eu une tache de sang sur un oeil, j'ai eu des haemoroids, j'ai eu une vingtainne d'ôtites, problemes de gorge, etcetc.

Mais cette année sa na même pas de bon-sens. La plus grosse chose s'étais que j'avais mal partout. Je devenais raquée ben dûr sans rien faire. J'avais mal au bras, au jambes, au cul quand je m'assisais, au dos, etc. J'ai essayer d'arrêter de jouer a starcrash acause on dirait que sa fuck mes poignets ben-raides ytou. Bien sur j'ai pas été capable ^^

En ce moment j'ai encore des osti de criss de tabarnacle de caliste de joualvers de problemes a marde de mausus. En bref, j'ai mal quand je pisse pi je shi. Au début je pensais que j'étais "juste" constipé. J'ai caller une bouteille d'asepta (dégeulasse en crisse" pis sa m'a faites shier pendent 2 heurs. Malheureusement apres sa j'ai reccomencer a avoir de la misere a shier. La je me suis rendu compte que j'ai surtout mal quand je pisse. Sa brule ,sa tire, et puis c'est comme un peu dûr de shier sans pisser, fait que sa fuck toute -_-

La y faut que j'aille a l'osti d'hopital pour voir un neurologue pis je sais pas qu'est-ce que je vas y dire. Je sais pas encore si c'est 2 problemes different ou juste un. Enteca j'espere qui va me donner des bonne pellules qui vont toutes arranger pour au moin un pti bout. Aaaaaasti que chu t'écoeuré.

Edit: Scroll down in comments for complete translation key.

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bg
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
July 03 2007 08:53 GMT
#2
Yeah.
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-03 09:00:24
July 03 2007 08:54 GMT
#3
On July 03 2007 17:49 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
fuck toute -_-



I know french.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
dementus
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Singapore1151 Posts
July 03 2007 09:20 GMT
#4
but i am le tired.
"I couldn't stop myself from having unreal macro and sick timing senses."
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
July 03 2007 09:25 GMT
#5
On July 03 2007 18:20 dementus wrote:
but i am le tired.


Okay, go to sleep.
THEN FIRE THE MISSLES!
Karma is a bitch
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
July 03 2007 10:04 GMT
#6
ZE*
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GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51432 Posts
July 03 2007 11:02 GMT
#7
Je tout la what the fuck.
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Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
July 03 2007 11:03 GMT
#8
Pwntrucci[sR]'s fun and easy pointers to learn french in no time!

Apple = Pomme
Banana = Banane
Pineaple = Anana
Pumpkin = Citrouille
Gorilla = Gorille
Carpet = Tapis
Dragon = Dragon
Business-man = Homme d'affaires
Mouse = Souris
The = Le
I = Je
You = Tu
You (more then one dood) = Vous
He = il
Elephant = Éléphant
Anti-constitutionally = Anticonstitutionellement
Rocket Launcher = Lance=Rocket
The Earth = La Terre
French = Français
Team Liquid wtfpwns = Team liquid est full hot en osti genre tsé veudire.

Useful Phrases:

Hi, my name is Pwntrucci[sR]! = Bonjour, mon nom est Pwntrucci[sR]

I like cake = J'aime le gâteau

Where is the bathroom? = Ou est la salle de bain?

Ouch, I cut my finger on a rock while having an ice-cream
Ayoye, j'ai coupé mon doigt sur une roche en mangeant une crème-glacée.

The black album is ok = Le black album est correct

We are the cowboys from hell. = Nous sommes les cowboys de l'enfer.

I am thirsty, can I have an elastic to tie my hair?
J'ai soif, puis-je avoir un élastic pour attacher mes cheveux?

I don't know what to say = Je ne sais pas quoi dire

Why does it hurt when I pee? = Pourquoi sa fait mal quand j'urine?

Your lady friend is very mean = Ta copine est très méchante.

Cryptopsy is my favourite band = Cryptopsy est mon groupe favoris

I am going to see Finntroll this summer = Je vais voir Finntroll cette été

It's gonna be pro lolololol = Sa va être pro lolololol

I can count by two and tie my shoes = Je peux compté par deux et attaché mes chaussures.

Thanks to Pwntrucci[sR]'s great fun and easy pointers to learn french in no time I am now perfectly fluent in french and can read his blog post.

Grâce au super amusant et façile conseills de Pwntrucci[sR] je suis maintenant parfaitement fluent en français et je peux lire son "blog post"



bg
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51432 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-03 11:14:51
July 03 2007 11:14 GMT
#9
+ Show Spoiler [Google Translator] +

Colisse of osti of marde. All during the year which come from last (thus since the summer spent,) I had all kinds of osti of criss of tabarnacle of problems of health pi I am échoeuré in criss. I always had more problems of small health than my namis. I had ignitions with the testicles, I had species of infections of the oeils, I had a bloodstain on an eye, I had haemoroids, I had a vingtainne ôtites, problems of throat, etcetc. But this year its Na even not of good-direction. The largest thing were that I had badly everywhere. I became raquée Ben dûr without anything to make. I badly had with the arm, the legs, the bottom when I assisais myself, with the back, etc I have to try to stop playing has starcrash acause one would say that his fuck my wrists Ben-stiff ytou. Well on I was not able ^^ In this moment I still have osti of criss of tabarnacle of calist of joualvers of problems has marde mausus. In short, I have badly when I piss pi I shi. Of the beginning I thought that I “just” was constipé. I have caller a bottle of asepta (dégeulasse in grates” worse its made me shier hang 2 heurs. Unfortunately after its I have reccomencer has to have misery has shier. I realized that I have especially badly when I piss. Its brule, its car, and then it is like a little dûr of shier without pissing, makes that its fuck all - _- Is necessary for it that I go has the osti hospital to see a neurologist worse I do not know what I will say there. I do not know yet if they is 2 problems different or right one. Enteca I hope who will give me good pellules which all will arrange for with the moin a pti end. Aaaaaasti that chu you nauseated.
Commentator
OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
July 03 2007 11:20 GMT
#10
T'es ben faible le gros! Est-ce que tu manges bien? Sinon mange un paquet de légumes genre broccoli, carottes, concombre pis dla salade sans vinaigrette. Mange de la bonne viande, pas des osties d'hot-dogs. Boit beaucoup d'eau. Si tu fais déjà ca, ben l'gros va te faire checked up au complet t'as peut-être une maladie de système immunitaire. J'ai été malade quand j'avais 1 an, après ça une hernie, après une pneumonie et depuis, quedalle! Juste quelques rhûmes et l'ostie de diaharé. Bonne chance avec tout ça!

BTW t'habites quel coin? Un moment donner au Cégep j'ai vu un gars sur TL.net mais je devais aller à mon cour. Si tu lis ça, gars qui va au Cégep Montmorency, je te salue.

P.S Ton école suce.
Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind. Liquid`HerO Fighting!
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 03 2007 11:20 GMT
#11
rofl at google translation
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
July 03 2007 11:27 GMT
#12
That translation made me rofl more then anything in at least 5 years.

Ouin mon alimentation est pas diable. Faudrait peut-être que j'essaye de l'améliorer. Je reste a Charlesbourg. T'aime pas mon école? Voyons-donc elle est parfaite ^^
bg
OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
July 03 2007 11:33 GMT
#13
On July 03 2007 20:27 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
That translation made me rofl more then anything in at least 5 years.

Ouin mon alimentation est pas diable. Faudrait peut-être que j'essaye de l'améliorer. Je reste a Charlesbourg. T'aime pas mon école? Voyons-donc elle est parfaite ^^

C'est de la grosse marde Montmorency! J'suis rendu à Ahuntsic pis c'est pas mal mieux. Y'a pas d'ambiance a Montmo !
Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind. Liquid`HerO Fighting!
We Are Here
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Australia1810 Posts
July 03 2007 11:35 GMT
#14
rofl nice how do you do a google translation and what languages are availiable?
He who turns those around him into allies, possesses the most terrifying ability in the world.
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
July 03 2007 12:44 GMT
#15
What's "Hell, it's about time" in french?
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
July 03 2007 14:17 GMT
#16
On July 03 2007 21:44 Phantom wrote:
What's "Hell, it's about time" in french?

I don't know what it is in french, but in quebecois it's "Yétait temps ostie!"
Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind. Liquid`HerO Fighting!
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2982 Posts
July 03 2007 22:15 GMT
#17
ROFLCOPTER, Quebecois is really funny, even to read :D but the best is actually the accent
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2982 Posts
July 03 2007 22:17 GMT
#18
On July 03 2007 21:44 Phantom wrote:
What's "Hell, it's about time" in french?


"Putin ! il était temps"

or more polite "Eh ben, il était temps"
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 04 2007 03:44 GMT
#19
"I had ignitions with the testicles"
nuff said.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
July 04 2007 05:57 GMT
#20
On July 03 2007 20:03 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
Pwntrucci[sR]'s fun and easy pointers to learn french in no time!

Apple = Pomme
Banana = Banane
Pineaple = Anana
Pumpkin = Citrouille
Gorilla = Gorille
Carpet = Tapis
Dragon = Dragon
Business-man = Homme d'affaires
Mouse = Souris
The = Le
I = Je
You = Tu
You (more then one dood) = Vous
He = il
Elephant = Éléphant
Anti-constitutionally = Anticonstitutionellement
Rocket Launcher = Lance=Rocket
The Earth = La Terre
French = Français
Team Liquid wtfpwns = Team liquid est full hot en osti genre tsé veudire.

Useful Phrases:

Hi, my name is Pwntrucci[sR]! = Bonjour, mon nom est Pwntrucci[sR]

I like cake = J'aime le gâteau

Where is the bathroom? = Ou est la salle de bain?

Ouch, I cut my finger on a rock while having an ice-cream
Ayoye, j'ai coupé mon doigt sur une roche en mangeant une crème-glacée.

The black album is ok = Le black album est correct

We are the cowboys from hell. = Nous sommes les cowboys de l'enfer.

I am thirsty, can I have an elastic to tie my hair?
J'ai soif, puis-je avoir un élastic pour attacher mes cheveux?

I don't know what to say = Je ne sais pas quoi dire

Why does it hurt when I pee? = Pourquoi sa fait mal quand j'urine?

Your lady friend is very mean = Ta copine est très méchante.

Cryptopsy is my favourite band = Cryptopsy est mon groupe favoris

I am going to see Finntroll this summer = Je vais voir Finntroll cette été

It's gonna be pro lolololol = Sa va être pro lolololol

I can count by two and tie my shoes = Je peux compté par deux et attaché mes chaussures.

Thanks to Pwntrucci[sR]'s great fun and easy pointers to learn french in no time I am now perfectly fluent in french and can read his blog post.

Grâce au super amusant et façile conseills de Pwntrucci[sR] je suis maintenant parfaitement fluent en français et je peux lire son "blog post"





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