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Now, here's me. This is what I look like.
![[image loading]](https://i.imgur.com/GQNxRkm.jpg)
Here's my Starcraft MMR:
![[image loading]](https://i.imgur.com/91g3Dfv.jpg)
I'm 33 years old. I've been playing Starcraft since the beta release of the original Starcraft in 1997. Today a 22 year old who has been playing this game 1 year told me that I was a "dodger." I've played Starcraft since 1997, which totals 23 years.
I don't think I've been called a dodger since clan-x17 on USEast.
Now what I thought we might do about this is have a small wager. So I've suggested something almost worth my time, $500. So we would play a best of 5 and the winner would get $500 from the loser. To me that seems fair.
Now my opponent is a C-rank player with an MMR of around 1700-ish. Unfortunately he is unable to sponsor himself. Although I would like to play him for free, it really isn't worth the disrespect he shows me. I was wondering if anyone would be willing to sponsor Father for a show match. The well-known Indian sponsor Des is willing to put up $150 to help encourage the match.
Obviously I'll put up my $500 and if it's possible to put together $500 for Father then we can have the match. If you're interested in sponsoring Father please post in this thread.
 
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Sounds more like charity for you to me
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50612 Posts
lmao father what a legend.
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Washington, D.C9934 Posts
i think it was really mean of him to accuse you of being a dodger and i'm sorry you had to experience that. it is often the case that young men, consumed as they are by their passions and ardor, end up being more than slightly careless with their words. the best we can do is to lead by example and hope that they follow closely behind us with their ripped muscular bodies
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Dude you’re just ass-blasted that you got 2-1d by me. You even admit in your post that we agreed to a match and then you backed out because it wasn’t worth your time without money behind it. Apparently it was worth your time making this post sharing to the world that you got wrecked by a mediocre Terran player. I could dig up screenshots of two separate matches we agreed on that you backed out of. You’re a dodger, a boomer, and most importantly you’re ugly af please never post your face on the internet ever again you absolute troglodyte.
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Please post the times and stream link when you have them ready. I love me a grudgematch. If you don`t make this happen now you are both filthy dodgers.
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Foreign broodwar lore is the bread of life
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Croatia9529 Posts
This is better than any girl blog we had on here
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On February 15 2020 18:20 9-BiT wrote:
Dude you’re just ass-blasted that you got 2-1d by me. You even admit in your post that we agreed to a match and then you backed out because it wasn’t worth your time without money behind it. Apparently it was worth your time making this post sharing to the world that you got wrecked by a mediocre Terran player. I could dig up screenshots of two separate matches we agreed on that you backed out of. You’re a dodger, a boomer, and most importantly you’re ugly af please never post your face on the internet ever again you absolute troglodyte.
I think our lifetime is 52.
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Well-known Indian benefactor Des here to say that the 2-1 was from a bo5 w/ $25 on the line (which father has collected due to linestine's refusal to continue the series) and that we went from a bo3 for 300 to a bo5 for 500 as it became clear that each proffered set of terms could potentially be accepted. Then we got a $150 bo5 for next Saturday (so linestine could practice against his C rank opponent), agreed on by all parties, with nyoken to be scouted for escrow/cast but that was deemed...not worth it or something? Not sure what the reasoning was but linestine almost immediately changed his mind and demanded 500.
If people would be interested in contributing to the 500 dollar stakes to sponsor father to see how much money linestine is willing to raise to to avoid having to play this, let me know! Surely the foreigner community would happily come together to sponsor such a delicious showmatch as this one.
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On February 16 2020 04:49 des wrote:
Well-known Indian benefactor Des here to say that the 2-1 was from a bo5 w/ $25 on the line (which father has collected due to linestine's refusal to continue the series) and that we went from a bo3 for 300 to a bo5 for 500 as it became clear that each proffered set of terms could potentially be accepted. Then we got a $150 bo5 for next Saturday (so linestine could practice against his C rank opponent), agreed on by all parties, with nyoken to be scouted for escrow/cast but that was deemed...not worth it or something? Not sure what the reasoning was but linestine almost immediately changed his mind and demanded 500.
If people would be interested in contributing to the 500 dollar stakes to sponsor father to see how much money linestine is willing to raise to to avoid having to play this, let me know! Surely the foreigner community would happily come together to sponsor such a delicious showmatch as this one.
If you want to send me $150 you can but this is between me and Father. You're too eager to sponsor one of my enemies. I want some real interest not just cash that means nothing to you.
edit: I'd probably up it to $1500 if you put up $500
edit2: I'll keep it at $500 if we get donors other than des. Or if Father contributes at least $150 of his own money.
Why's it gotta be this way?
![[image loading]](https://i.imgur.com/VgxWXlp.jpg)
Because this is where we hustle.
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On February 16 2020 04:59 linestein wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2020 04:49 des wrote:
Well-known Indian benefactor Des here to say that the 2-1 was from a bo5 w/ $25 on the line (which father has collected due to linestine's refusal to continue the series) and that we went from a bo3 for 300 to a bo5 for 500 as it became clear that each proffered set of terms could potentially be accepted. Then we got a $150 bo5 for next Saturday (so linestine could practice against his C rank opponent), agreed on by all parties, with nyoken to be scouted for escrow/cast but that was deemed...not worth it or something? Not sure what the reasoning was but linestine almost immediately changed his mind and demanded 500.
If people would be interested in contributing to the 500 dollar stakes to sponsor father to see how much money linestine is willing to raise to to avoid having to play this, let me know! Surely the foreigner community would happily come together to sponsor such a delicious showmatch as this one. If you want to send me $150 you can but this is between me and Father. You're too eager to sponsor one of my enemies. I want some real interest not just cash that means nothing to you. edit: I'd probably up it to $1500 if you put up $500 edit2: I'll keep it at $500 if we get donors other than des. Or if Father contributes at least $150 of his own money.
Literally nothing in the world could make you play me, you’ll take any opportunity to avoid getting publicly humiliated like last time. You’re a coward and a bitch.
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On February 16 2020 05:04 9-BiT wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2020 04:59 linestein wrote:On February 16 2020 04:49 des wrote:
Well-known Indian benefactor Des here to say that the 2-1 was from a bo5 w/ $25 on the line (which father has collected due to linestine's refusal to continue the series) and that we went from a bo3 for 300 to a bo5 for 500 as it became clear that each proffered set of terms could potentially be accepted. Then we got a $150 bo5 for next Saturday (so linestine could practice against his C rank opponent), agreed on by all parties, with nyoken to be scouted for escrow/cast but that was deemed...not worth it or something? Not sure what the reasoning was but linestine almost immediately changed his mind and demanded 500.
If people would be interested in contributing to the 500 dollar stakes to sponsor father to see how much money linestine is willing to raise to to avoid having to play this, let me know! Surely the foreigner community would happily come together to sponsor such a delicious showmatch as this one. If you want to send me $150 you can but this is between me and Father. You're too eager to sponsor one of my enemies. I want some real interest not just cash that means nothing to you. edit: I'd probably up it to $1500 if you put up $500 edit2: I'll keep it at $500 if we get donors other than des. Or if Father contributes at least $150 of his own money. Literally nothing in the world could make you play me, you’ll take any opportunity to avoid getting publicly humiliated like last time. You’re a coward and a bitch.
5-2 lifetime son. I got 500 MMR on you.
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Damn line getting absolutely obliterated in his own thread. Just pay up and GG out homie.
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I’ve been part of this scene for just over a year and already have the old guard running for the hills, I’m just an absolute juggernaut dude. A force to be reckoned with.
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In true boomer fashion, he fucks right off anytime anyone or anything challenges his mindset.
In this case, Father not only wrecked his mindset, he wrecked his custom game score too.
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On February 16 2020 04:59 linestein wrote:Show nested quote +On February 16 2020 04:49 des wrote:
Well-known Indian benefactor Des here to say that the 2-1 was from a bo5 w/ $25 on the line (which father has collected due to linestine's refusal to continue the series) and that we went from a bo3 for 300 to a bo5 for 500 as it became clear that each proffered set of terms could potentially be accepted. Then we got a $150 bo5 for next Saturday (so linestine could practice against his C rank opponent), agreed on by all parties, with nyoken to be scouted for escrow/cast but that was deemed...not worth it or something? Not sure what the reasoning was but linestine almost immediately changed his mind and demanded 500.
If people would be interested in contributing to the 500 dollar stakes to sponsor father to see how much money linestine is willing to raise to to avoid having to play this, let me know! Surely the foreigner community would happily come together to sponsor such a delicious showmatch as this one. If you want to send me $150 you can but this is between me and Father. You're too eager to sponsor one of my enemies. I want some real interest not just cash that means nothing to you. edit: I'd probably up it to $1500 if you put up $500 edit2: I'll keep it at $500 if we get donors other than des. Or if Father contributes at least $150 of his own money. Why's it gotta be this way? Because this is where we hustle.
Right on cue, all 165 points of linestine’s IQ come together to find a way to dodge when 500 becomes doable. He knows father can’t shell out 150 let alone 500 for a show match so he makes sure the terms can’t be accepted by someone who can in an effort to exploit the perceived inability of the foreign community to put 500 dollars together. Backed into a corner, he does what any scared animal, regardless of IQ, would do: he tries to make himself appear bigger and more threatening than he is in the hope that his bluff won’t be called. He’s smart enough to know there is no other out.
It would be an impressive display if it weren’t so spineless.
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A gamble to win $150 isn't worth 10 hours of practice time.
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How is it a gamble? You're not confident you can win?
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YOU NEED 10 HOURS TO PRACTICE AGAINST SOMEONE 500 MMR BELOW YOU
ALL CAPS BECAUSE L M F A O
That's still $15 an hour for playing fuckin broodwar man. I think you're just a wuss.
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LMFAO man what have I been missing
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I don't see why he can't pay me $50/hour.
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On February 16 2020 10:49 linestein wrote:
I don't see why he can't pay me $50/hour.
Because someone who loses a BOx showmatch against someone 500 mmr below them does not deserve $50/hr.
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woah des is a 2005'er show some respect
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I'd sponsor father if you two met irl and had a fist fight. Watching two autists fingerbang a keyboard is no longer entertaining to me.
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We're thinking about playing this match for $500. I'll be putting up $250 and Desmond will be putting up $250 for a total prize pool of $500.
However, Father isn't putting up any money on his own behalf. So I have stipulated the match won't take place for 2 weeks, which gives me a maximum of time to practice.
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On February 17 2020 05:40 linestein wrote:
We're thinking about playing this match for $500. I'll be putting up $250 and Desmond will be putting up $250 for a total prize pool of $500.
However, Father isn't putting up any money on his own behalf. So I have stipulated the match won't take place for 2 weeks, which gives me a maximum of time to practice.
YOU NEED TWO WEEKS PRACTICE LMAOOOO
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I'll pay into escrow closer to the date to avoid any complications in case of future dodging.
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On February 17 2020 05:51 des wrote:
I'll pay into escrow closer to the date to avoid any complications in case of future dodging.
I'm happy to escrow first if Eriador is the escrow.
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I legit don't understand how someone can be so scared of rematching someone so far below their rank (supposedly), nor trying to drum up attention in their favour after having already lost. Unreal. Needing to practice against someone you're supposed to sweep? Can't even...
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I have no idea who you guys are, but this blog is gold!
Please continue 
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Northern Ireland26236 Posts
What a thread, although part of me had hoped we had progressed as a society and the ‘d word’ had been consigned to the dustbin of history.
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On February 17 2020 21:56 Wombat_NI wrote:
What a thread, although part of me had hoped we had progressed as a society and the ‘d word’ had been consigned to the dustbin of history.
Dodger? 
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Northern Ireland26236 Posts
On February 17 2020 22:15 Harris1st wrote:Show nested quote +On February 17 2020 21:56 Wombat_NI wrote:
What a thread, although part of me had hoped we had progressed as a society and the ‘d word’ had been consigned to the dustbin of history. Dodger?
*Shudders*
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Awkward picture of internet tough guy. Complete with picture quality from 2000 internet. How sad.
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Bisutopia19305 Posts
Why did BigFan create a second account for blogs?
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TLADT24920 Posts
On February 18 2020 00:38 BisuDagger wrote:
Why did BigFan create a second account for blogs?
wat. My skills are on a much much higher level than this.
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On February 18 2020 00:21 Dangermousecatdog wrote:
Awkward picture of internet tough guy. Complete with picture quality from 2000 internet. How sad.
I decided to answer with posts from other users, to actually look more like 2000 internet and reflect the capabilities of the OP. Here it comes.
It can work against people you better than are.
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United States10290 Posts
Damn this guy gets more butthurt than I do. I didn't even know this was possible.
Go father.
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On February 18 2020 04:29 FlaShFTW wrote:
Damn this guy gets more butthurt than I do. I didn't even know this was possible.
Go father.
Don’t think I forgot about you...
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United States10290 Posts
On February 18 2020 06:15 9-BiT wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2020 04:29 FlaShFTW wrote:
Damn this guy gets more butthurt than I do. I didn't even know this was possible.
Go father. Don’t think I forgot about you...
I forgot about me.
come to LA and we'll play. I'll print out a baby pic of mini cause im gonna dodge this punishment hella hard.
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1 well placed + Show Spoiler + set this guy off. Father truly is the hero of brood war.
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Northern Ireland26236 Posts
But I mean I found the thread entertaining and all
You’re a bit of a disgrace if you have played Starcraft for 20 years and need a bounty to play a player with a year’s experience and who you have 500 MMR on
Beyond even dodger level disgrace really
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On February 18 2020 04:17 GeckoXp wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2020 00:21 Dangermousecatdog wrote:
Awkward picture of internet tough guy. Complete with picture quality from 2000 internet. How sad. I decided to answer with posts from other users, to actually look more like 2000 internet and reflect the capabilities of the OP. Here it comes. It can work against people you better than are.
I know you can write English perfectly fine from the broodwar threads, so would you like to rewrite that so I can understand what you are trying to say?
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On February 18 2020 18:43 Dangermousecatdog wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2020 04:17 GeckoXp wrote:On February 18 2020 00:21 Dangermousecatdog wrote:
Awkward picture of internet tough guy. Complete with picture quality from 2000 internet. How sad. I decided to answer with posts from other users, to actually look more like 2000 internet and reflect the capabilities of the OP. Here it comes. It can work against people you better than are. I know you can write English perfectly fine from the broodwar threads, so would you like to rewrite that so I can understand what you are trying to say?
Seems intentional somehow 
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On February 18 2020 18:43 Dangermousecatdog wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2020 04:17 GeckoXp wrote:On February 18 2020 00:21 Dangermousecatdog wrote:
Awkward picture of internet tough guy. Complete with picture quality from 2000 internet. How sad. I decided to answer with posts from other users, to actually look more like 2000 internet and reflect the capabilities of the OP. Here it comes. It can work against people you better than are. I know you can write English perfectly fine from the broodwar threads, so would you like to rewrite that so I can understand what you are trying to say?
![[image loading]](https://i.imgur.com/05q2WFP.gif)
This is many dodges, yes ;;;
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CombatEX was a better dodger, and he eventually even played his match with Chill. Just goes to show you KeSPA era StarCraft was better.
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The best part is this was posted on Valentine's Day <3
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On February 19 2020 06:22 Q~Bert wrote:
The best part is this was posted on Valentine's Day <3
haha i'm paying $250 so des can pay $250 so father can play me not on ladder and if i win i get des's $250
User was temp banned for this post.
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![[image loading]](https://i.imgur.com/MYACnNK.png)
To the surprise of absolutely nobody linestine came up with some arbitrary reason to dodge me. Another NA legend shitting their pants from the absolute girth of father.
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Northern Ireland26236 Posts
On February 19 2020 10:05 9-BiT wrote:To the surprise of absolutely nobody linestine came up with some arbitrary reason to dodge me. Another NA legend shitting their pants from the absolute girth of father.
You’re a truly intimidating individual though, it takes a truly tiantic mentality to stare into the abyss and face it head-on.
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Croatia9529 Posts
well this was a giant waste of time
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50612 Posts
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The controversy for this match was whether or not it was a true grudge match because only one player was represented financially.
To solve the issue Chessz has agreed to sponsor me while the well-known Indian sponsor Des will sponsor father. Since there are no conflicts under these terms the match will be played on 2-29-2020.
Tentatively the match is schedule for 3 PM CST. Chessz will cast the games on his stream.
We thank every for their patience and understanding. A special thanks to the TL admin team for working through the ban.
![[image loading]](https://i.imgur.com/fuO6UKh.jpg)
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On February 22 2020 12:56 linestein wrote:The controversy for this match was whether or not it was a true grudge match because only one player was represented financially. To solve the issue Chessz has agreed to sponsor me while the well-known Indian sponsor Des will sponsor father. Since there are no conflicts under these terms the match will be played on 2-29-2020. Tentatively the match is schedule for 3 PM CST. Chessz will cast the games on his stream. We thank every for their patience and understanding. A special thanks to the TL admin team for working through the ban.
nice
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On February 22 2020 12:56 linestein wrote:
the match will be played on 2-29-2020
*doesn't log on for centuries*
*logs in*
*see grudgematch set for tomorrow*
Nice.
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here we go!
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EPT
