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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Bob, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
"Fifty years ago that wasn't NO DAMN ELECTRIC FENCE!!"
 
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https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/old-timer-sex/10709291/
I grabbed the first line, put it into Google, and found a ton of results for the same joke. So you didn't come up with this joke, didn't give credit to where you found it, or give any context for it. Like, "I found this great joke, and I thought I'd share it with you guys."
Why would you do this?
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On November 21 2017 13:37 ninazerg wrote:
Why would you do this? I think teamliquid needs a little bit more humor and I definitely steal every joke I can get my hands on. 
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On November 21 2017 13:44 jowelsgrry wrote: I think teamliquid needs a little bit more humor and I definitely steal every joke I can get my hands on.
There is a lot of funny stuff on Teamliquid. If you're saying, "There's not enough", then I'd have to ask how you quantify that, or how that justifies posting this. This blog would be like me posting the Navy Seal copypasta into a post. If it were your own original joke, I could see that. If you started a "joke blog" and said "Here are some jokes I found that I really like...", etc., and then posted some jokes with context, I could see that. But to go "I'll steal every joke I can get my hands on" just makes you into a Carlos Mencia.
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Im a badboy like jowelsgrry too, even my wallet says this just a little bit more rude.
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Is it denim? Picture of a kitten...says "Hang loose".
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I laughed. Wish you'd attributed it I guess, but I laughed nonetheless
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I laughed at the joke and I also laughed at the meta-irony because having the first fuck against the back fence behind the tavern usually do not lead to a fifty years happy marriage
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EPT
