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TheOneAboveU
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Germany3367 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-22 14:05:10
November 22 2016 14:00 GMT
#1
It’s a fact now: LICHTER IS NEWB. At HomeStory Cup XIV we got a combined 18 Premier Tournament titles (Olli did the math, don’t blame mistakes on me) and over 1 Million US-Dollar of won prize money to back this statement up. Some of the greatest minds in StarCraft 2 history agree with us.

LICHTER IS NEWB—let it be known, let no one deny the undeniable!















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(pleasedon'tfireorkillmelichter)

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Moderatoralias TripleM | @TL_TripleM | Big Dark Energy!
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19264 Posts
November 22 2016 14:39 GMT
#2
lichter is newb

heard it here first, folks
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Mekare
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany393 Posts
November 22 2016 14:42 GMT
#3
This is like the ultimate lichter shout-out blog. Well played
munch
Profile Joined July 2014
Mute City2363 Posts
November 22 2016 14:47 GMT
#4
Not even a fully staffed writer yet and already making a power play. Bold move
WriterForm is temporary, MMA is permanent || http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/508630-article-archive
imre
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
France9263 Posts
November 22 2016 15:14 GMT
#5
Decent cheerful.
Zest fanboy.
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24422 Posts
November 22 2016 15:19 GMT
#6
5/5
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
riotjune
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States3394 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-22 15:53:18
November 22 2016 15:52 GMT
#7
ahahaha

Grats, you just made yourself an enemy of a powerful(?) person. You should've spent your time sucking up to the mods more.
Makro
Profile Joined March 2011
France16890 Posts
November 22 2016 15:59 GMT
#8
why is lichter a newb ?
Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are those who are persecuted because of shitposting, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven".
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TheOneAboveU
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Germany3367 Posts
November 22 2016 16:14 GMT
#9
On November 23 2016 00:52 riotjune wrote:
ahahaha

Grats, you just made yourself an enemy of a powerful(?) person. You should've spent your time sucking up to the mods more.


I think lichter is aware that this is only some good-spirited fun. If this ends my TL engagement... well: #worthit
Moderatoralias TripleM | @TL_TripleM | Big Dark Energy!
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-22 16:24:34
November 22 2016 16:24 GMT
#10
I expect that you'll be warned soon enough by lichter. Prepare yourself!

ps good post 5/5
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24422 Posts
November 22 2016 17:28 GMT
#11
Fortunately lichter and I are equal on TL, and I'm totally backing Marco on this

Plus I have personal leverage against lichter
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
Destructicon
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
4713 Posts
November 22 2016 17:59 GMT
#12
This was epic, 5/5
WriterNever give up, never surrender! https://www.youtube.com/user/DestructiconSC
ZigguratOfUr
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Iraq16955 Posts
November 22 2016 18:00 GMT
#13
Pretty good. Lichter shout-out 5/5.
FO-nTTaX
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Johto5007 Posts
November 22 2016 19:09 GMT
#14
7/5
Administrator@FO_nTTaX | FO-nTTaX.de | 0xff0000.dev | Senior Lead Liquipedia Developer
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Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24422 Posts
November 22 2016 19:19 GMT
#15
I'll go through the VODs this weekend, I can remember at least 3 instances of it being on stream too
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
munch
Profile Joined July 2014
Mute City2363 Posts
November 22 2016 19:22 GMT
#16
On November 23 2016 04:19 Olli wrote:
I'll go through the VODs this weekend, I can remember at least 3 instances of it being on stream too

Before Stats vs Patience, and at least 5 hours of the post-finals stream as well
WriterForm is temporary, MMA is permanent || http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/508630-article-archive
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
November 22 2016 21:43 GMT
#17
So Lichter... is...

newb?

Because on a cosmic scale, or even a planetary scale, we're all relatively new[b]. Unless you're saying he's bad at video games, and in that case, the proper word would be "Noob", "Nub", or "Scrub".

Also:

"Lichter is a newb" <- This would imply the individual, Lichter, is the newb.

"Lichter is newb" <- This seems to imply that the concept of Lichter is what is newb.

The less context that is given, the more vague the declaration of newb becomes, so I guess I'm just confused by what message you're trying to convey here.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
TheOneAboveU
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Germany3367 Posts
November 22 2016 22:41 GMT
#18
On November 23 2016 06:43 ninazerg wrote:
So Lichter... is...

newb?

Because on a cosmic scale, or even a planetary scale, we're all relatively new[b]. Unless you're saying he's bad at video games, and in that case, the proper word would be "Noob", "Nub", or "Scrub".

Also:

"Lichter is a newb" <- This would imply the individual, Lichter, is the newb.

"Lichter is newb" <- This seems to imply that the concept of Lichter is what is newb.

The less context that is given, the more vague the declaration of newb becomes, so I guess I'm just confused by what message you're trying to convey here.


It's basically a TL writers inside joke, so your confusion is probably natural, no worries.
Moderatoralias TripleM | @TL_TripleM | Big Dark Energy!
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States14003 Posts
November 23 2016 00:23 GMT
#19
holy fuck best blog NA
Engage, Zero target Engage, Engage, Kagari target Engage, Engage.
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
November 23 2016 00:31 GMT
#20
we r all newb man
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