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MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-10-03 15:53:33
October 03 2016 15:44 GMT
#1
I always head to the grocery store when I'm feeling lonely, not just to buy Doritos and Pepsi Max, I also like walking the aisles and throw glances at other shoppers and just try to figure out whats going on in their heads. Once in a while there's someone that captures both my attention and imagination. There was this midget one time purchasing a humongous bag of pasta, it was the size of his whole body. When he picked it up and placed it in his children's cart I was completely absorbed in the scene. I started following him around in hope to find out more about his shopping habits, but he headed straight for the checkout line. To my great disappointment that bag of pasta was all that he purchased.

Now this afternoon I saw this black guy who not only was shopping for Gluten Free products just like me, but also had his two small children with him, that both wore exceptionally fashionable jeans and jeans jackets. Our eyes met shortly thereafter, and being a white male I made sure to give him a slight nod, so he knew I wasn't a racist. I then saw that he was heading towards the bread section, so I took a different route to make sure that I would pass him once again. My plan worked perfectly and as I walked passed him for the second time our eyes once again met, and I gave him one more nod, this time while slightly smiling.

Now that I'm home I recall this meeting and can't help think about his beautiful thick hair and chiseled chin bones. This was clearly a pure bred black man, dark as the night.

***
Hello there
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
October 03 2016 15:47 GMT
#2
Welcome back SoR Nice story ~
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
October 03 2016 15:50 GMT
#3
On October 04 2016 00:47 BigFan wrote:
Welcome back SoR Nice story ~


What, who is SoR? I've been around since long before your time...
Hello there
Ponder
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United Kingdom66 Posts
October 03 2016 18:10 GMT
#4
what did i just read :O
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-10-03 20:16:22
October 03 2016 20:16 GMT
#5
So he knew I wasn't a racist.

Pure bred black man.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17197 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-10-03 21:07:34
October 03 2016 20:55 GMT
#6
this blog has the rhythm and cadence of "Hot Child In The CIty" by Nick Gilder.



is that make-up or warpaint?
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-10-04 06:57:57
October 03 2016 22:09 GMT
#7
Thanks! Now I know if I ever accidentally say something offensive, I'll just give everyone in the room a nod to let them know I'm not really a bigot.
"Right on" - Morrow
Phredxor
Profile Joined May 2013
New Zealand15076 Posts
October 04 2016 00:13 GMT
#8
On October 04 2016 07:09 JacobShock wrote:
Thank! Now I know if I ever accidentally say something offensive I'll just give everyone in the room a nod to let them know I'm not really a bigot.


Make sure you so the right type of nod or you could make things worse.
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
October 04 2016 00:25 GMT
#9
On October 04 2016 00:50 MarklarMarklarr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 04 2016 00:47 BigFan wrote:
Welcome back SoR Nice story ~


What, who is SoR? I've been around since long before your time...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=StateofReverie
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
October 04 2016 01:24 GMT
#10
SoR IS BACK BABY!!!

CRINGE BLOGS FTW!!!
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
October 04 2016 01:40 GMT
#11
On October 04 2016 09:25 BigFan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 04 2016 00:50 MarklarMarklarr wrote:
On October 04 2016 00:47 BigFan wrote:
Welcome back SoR Nice story ~


What, who is SoR? I've been around since long before your time...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=StateofReverie



Oh yeah ! some one told me I was him previously, that's not me. Check my earlier banned account without the extra R: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=MarklarMarklar

I've been around under this name since 2007, and under others since 2002.
Hello there
lestye
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4186 Posts
October 04 2016 06:07 GMT
#12
People buy Pepsi Max? Why?

Well.....I guess I'm glad your plan worked perfectly?

"You guys are just edgelords. Embrace your inner weeb desu" -Zergneedsfood
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
October 04 2016 09:09 GMT
#13
On October 04 2016 15:07 lestye wrote:
People buy Pepsi Max? Why?

Well.....I guess I'm glad your plan worked perfectly?



Cause clearly maximum taste, no sugar
Hello there
Korakys
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
New Zealand272 Posts
October 04 2016 10:03 GMT
#14
I have heard that many albinos live in Fiji, have you ever seen one in your grocery store cruises Marklar? And if so what was your reaction?
Swing away sOs, swing away.
Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
October 04 2016 11:50 GMT
#15
You racist!
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
October 04 2016 12:40 GMT
#16
On October 04 2016 20:50 Yorbon wrote:
You racist!


I'm not racist, I dated a black woman for a few months
Hello there
rotta
Profile Joined December 2011
5598 Posts
October 04 2016 13:28 GMT
#17
On October 04 2016 21:40 MarklarMarklarr wrote:
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On October 04 2016 20:50 Yorbon wrote:
You racist!


I'm not racist, I dated a black woman for a few months

On top of all the nodding, I'm convinced!
don't wall off against random
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17197 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-10-04 13:36:06
October 04 2016 13:29 GMT
#18
a black woman? lemme tell ya 'bout black women.

when i was 12 i had a crush on a ~35 year old woman on my paper/flyer route. one time she came to her front door with just her bra and underwear on. i was in awe. it changed the course of my life forever. she is black. i went out with her oldest daughter for a while 5+ years later when i was in my last year of high school. she was one of the hottest girls in the school and the main reason i got her was i was driving an (illegally modified) Camaro Z28 that could go a quarter mile in less than 12 seconds. ~10 years after that i went out with her youngest daughter. She is an upper-middle school teacher and part time judo instructor and very yummy. Never got what i really wanted though. my life is a sad story of unrequited love.

right around the time i was crushing on the woman in my flyer route i saw the greatest movie ever made : "Jackie Brown". It was just too much for my little mind to handle. my life is a sad story of unrequited love.

This is where the "Jackie Brown" character in the 1997 movie came from...


Pamela Grier is the hottest woman to ever walk the face of God's Green Earth.

Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
xtorn
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
4060 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-10-04 19:33:01
October 04 2016 19:32 GMT
#19
This entire thread is excellent. I learned about gluten free chin bones.
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nonracist chin bones though
Life - forever the Legend in my heart
Drekkonis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada286 Posts
October 04 2016 20:04 GMT
#20
I had an inkling of what I would receive when clicking on this thread.

I was not disappointed
the difference between our skill is like heaven and hell
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