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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-19 10:01:15
August 19 2016 07:36 GMT
#1
Does anyone else see the injustice of "Read Before You Comment"? I've had several Nobel winning papers turned down simply on the basis of Read Before You Comment. I try to peruse TL threads and more and more frequently I feel like I'm catastrophically inclined toward some kind of convergence mechanism of the multi-type writer problem. It's not that I don't want to read Plexa and Waffles, or anything like that, it's just the realization that if I read Plexa and Waffles I'll reply. And then I'll get replies. And then I'll reply. And then YOU WILL LOSE ME FOREVER.

Which is ridiculous.

The more Read-Before-You-Comment surfaces the more everything will come down to these nitpicking luckboxes obsessed with the smallest details. Wow you picked out a camel. Good for you. The camel was in a desert. The camel was IN A DESERT. ANYONE CAN PICK OUT A CAMEL IN THE DESERT BECAUSE YOU'RE STARVING TO DEATH.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

nomsayin'?

lol ok fuck it if no one is gonna reply to a very Simple Read Before You Coment Thread then I'm going to continually make the thread longer until someone replies. this is spiteful vengeance at its finest and probably deserves a commendation. i especially like the commendations i receive because the commendations i receive violate my sense of well-being and oneness with the universe. you know what fuck it all let me just go buck wild here and tell you that most people really lack a sense of original sin and that to be frank there is no original sin. the only original sin occurs if YOU READ THE OLD TESTAMENT.

having read the entire old testament through and back and forth what I gradually realized was that the old testament is a tribute to human kind's lack of moral judgment. Joseph in a ditch. Pharoah in a ditch. Everyone screwed over by God until his favorite is elected. Then he gets to judge everyone and watch them moan and suffer as the lengths of God's eternal vengance* visited upon the elect sinners condemnds them to a life of scripture reading and testimony to the ill will of God as CAPTURED IN DANTE'S INFERNO.

which so many of us have read and enjoyed over the years. me personally i read it in Tibet with the help of a spirit guide who i fond in an oft-frequent llama lodge near Tibet. the guide helpfully took me and my friends over the great river styx which is somewhere near Lijiang (and not actually called that but it's the yellow river if that helps) and we crossed it and it was superb! people were bold and fearless and after they died horrible tragic deaths following nearly 2 miles to the bottom of the world's largest longest and most fearsome Gorge at the base of the Himalayaz we all had a good laugh and eventually they were unbanned. but before they were unbanned we all feasted on their corpses and wished that they'd fallen from a jet engine so that they could be cannabilized with more readiness. but they hadn't they'd just fallen 2 miles bouncing and rolling down the side of a gorge in China and really no one cared because FREE WEED in CHINA. srsly u can buy 5% herb for free anywhere in the vicinity of most of China's famous tourist attractions. friends set me up with deals all the time.

i dunno it doesn't matter I'm moving to Coli because fk it. BROOD WAR IS BACK BABY YEA!!!

**
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Jett.Jack.Alvir
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Canada2250 Posts
August 19 2016 15:24 GMT
#2
I read whatever you had in caps lock and maybe a few other lines, so not sure what your point is.

Forgive me, but I'm not sure if you really wanted me to 'Read Before Comment'. If you really did want me to read before I made this comment, you should format it into a coherent sentence/paragraph structure with some semblance of proper grammar.

If the point was for me to comment without reading, than you have achieved your goal.
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
August 19 2016 16:28 GMT
#3
duuude this is the internet. no one reads proper grammar and no one writes proper grammar because its the inteeernet
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Randomaccount#77123
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States5003 Posts
August 19 2016 17:12 GMT
#4
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
August 19 2016 18:37 GMT
#5
TL;DR:

Are you taking a No'mcensus?

Also, there are no llamas in Tibet, only yaks.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
CosmicSpiral
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States15275 Posts
August 19 2016 19:02 GMT
#6
On August 20 2016 03:37 Jerubaal wrote:
TL;DR:

Are you taking a No'mcensus?

Also, there are no llamas in Tibet, only yaks.


The great llama invasion has been meticulously covered up by the government. It's a damn conspiracy, I tell ya!
WriterWovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
August 19 2016 19:04 GMT
#7
I would have gone with alpacas, the huggable investment.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States14000 Posts
August 19 2016 20:31 GMT
#8
I think Yoko is saying we should all be shitposters
Engage, Zero target Engage, Engage, Kagari target Engage, Engage.
Ej_
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
47656 Posts
August 19 2016 21:53 GMT
#9
tl;dr
"Technically the dictionary has zero authority on the meaning or words" - Rodya
Randomaccount#77123
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States5003 Posts
August 20 2016 00:38 GMT
#10
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Koivusto
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
Finland542 Posts
August 20 2016 07:28 GMT
#11
Are you taking your meds...?
#1 Blitzcrank #Forever platinum toss --> current diamond Terran <3
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
August 20 2016 17:30 GMT
#12
i am not currently on my meds. i finally got a new consciousness a few months back and a lot of work has gone into repairing it. ideally the new consciousness will be identity-stable and support non-med gaming.
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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
August 20 2016 17:33 GMT
#13
there are llamas in Tibet.
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Skynx
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Turkey7150 Posts
August 20 2016 17:50 GMT
#14
O fuggedabautit
"When seagulls follow the troller, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much" - King Cantona | STX 4 eva
las91
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States5080 Posts
August 20 2016 22:24 GMT
#15
damn if this was a regular thing i think you could be considered in the top 10 shitposters list
In Inca we trust
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17704 Posts
August 20 2016 22:33 GMT
#16
The Future Is Here!

Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-21 00:26:01
August 21 2016 00:25 GMT
#17
intellivision is a lot like saying that ninazerg will shrink your cock in the name of freedom and justice until you jack off to her. i hope i get tempbanned for saying this because without chill here i just can't stand this website. god damnit why did he leave

edit: sorry in advance for the flame i just can't take this anymore I'm not a shitposter I probably am one of Tl's biggest contributors but tons of gear and all this whatever
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JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17704 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-08-21 01:51:49
August 21 2016 01:29 GMT
#18
the intellivision is so old.. that its officially NBA licensed basketball game sim didn't have a 3 point line.

to all those Diablo2 fans... i'm sticking with the true classic of 1981 back when games were good and didn't rely on one of those fake "hard drives" to store data.

way sweeter loot in D&D Treasures of Tarmin then that half-baked Diablo2 game. i'm sticking with D&D Treasures of Tarmin until Blizzard gets off their asses and patches Diablo2 into being a proper game.

Game saves are not possible. You just leave the system turned on until the next day.

Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17704 Posts
August 21 2016 02:12 GMT
#19
Hard drives are just a bullshit excuse to add $100 to the price of your computer.
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
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