EPTHeadache prediction: ShangHai Major, are we going to eat shit in front of our door?!
Comments:
> yes yes yes
> I'm so used to eating shit
> at least I don't have to stay up eating this shit
> teams are throwing to let western's guard down, then take a month off vacation playing RPG, then eat the shit
The prophecies have come true, the Chinese are eating shits on their front door with take-outs to spare. The Chinese teams have all failed to make top 8, and I thought I'd do the translation on sgamer now, at the moment of absolute, crushing defeat.
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12868533-1-1.html
[complaint] how good is turtle B actually in Dota2 tournaments?
TI1 got cut by that certain mister, but at the time Chinese team are overall flaccid, turtle probably can't do much anyways. TI2 seems he got gypped by ROTK, hence the nickname 1v9. TI3 is an avalanche fail for Chinese doto, DK got owned early, although winning against [A] with antimage given as fans a small piece to masturbate to. TI4, galactic space cruiser teamDK, united people of best individual talents, gets shit on by VG, NB, EG in turn. After TI5 we don't have to say no more, we all know.
poll -- turtle B:
1. best carry in the universe
2. big 3 carry in china
3. top tier professional carry
4. top tier shameless carry that refuse to retire
top comments:
-After TI5 we don't have to say no more, we all know.
-peerless shameless dog
note:
burning's nickname is turtle, due to the pronunciation of "B" is similar to that of turtle (which is also a derogatory). frequently been made fun of "having his turtle shell removed"
"B" is also pronounced like "the movement of holding something in (i.e. during constipation in pooping)", which is frequently made fun of his passive farming style for a 3800 relic.
shameless dog is used to mock people who has no result but refuse to retire and continue to use resources.
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12870412-1-1.html
[complaint] how to name the historical moment of: the most tragic day of CN doto?
1. The coup of March 3rd
2. The massacre of Shanghai
3. The death of CN
4. In ancient times, the Song dynasty was no more after the war of Yasha. In recent times, CN doto is no more after the war in Shanghai
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12870208-1-1.html
[discuss] The eight-nation alliance burnt shanghai beaches to the ground. let's divide cooking pots
note: pot is a slang for "blame", as the cooking pot is usually dirty and black, to "carry the pot" is to take the blame. incidentally, people who manage to avoid blame are often called "teflon pot".
poll:
1. pot of Chinese New Year, perfect world scheduled the tournament right after it, eat chinese benefit yet favors forefingers, rotten to the heart, has vengeance against CN doto (8%)
2. pot of streaming services, give players too much benefits, don't need to win tournaments yet still have cushy life (10%)
3. your own pot. suck so bad, inexplicably bad. (76%)
4. pot for sgamer forum, didn't give enough energies (7%)
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12870100-1-1.html
after today's match I'm pretty touched, the CN teams still have great unity
brotherhood doto best doto
poll:
1. everyone lost go home and get on weibo(twitter) together (30%)
2. everyone lost go home and carry the pot together (70%)
comments:
-bunch of shameless dogs cuddling together for warmth, disgusting trash
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12870083-1-1.html
[report!] rtz is mocking us!
china number 1~~!
comments:
-I want to mock ourselves
-to be mocking is as mocking does, but now we should just play dead
-do you not know when to play dead?
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12868953-1-1.html
[discuss] deep sift of cn.dota professional shameless dogs
To be clear, I mean people who consistently go to big events but has no results.
poll:
1. rotk (465)
2. mmy (146)
3. ddc (142)
4. mu (151)
5. 鳖鳖(turtle B) (509)
comments:
-these 5 guys don't even collide in roles, they could make a team themselves wtf...
-over 2 year of experience, 100%, after 1 year, 99%
-stop counting bro, two hands is not enough
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12870317-1-1.html
[mood] suggest turn Dota 2 client to black and white in remembrance of the tragic of March 3rd
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12870262-1-1.html
[discuss] HA HA let me tell you a joke
I'm going to Shanghai 10pm tomorrow, got tickets for the last 2 days. Told my buddy that the Winter Major is going to be super exciting, got tickets, took days off.
These worthless scum trash died 1 by 1 and all with he same shameless.
hayy that's the joke lmao
poll:
1. EZ! 9%
2. CN doto eat shit doto 91%
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12869203-1-1.html
[discuss] I was shaking hand with Loda
he says: how was my carry just now?
I say: you are the best carry in the world
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12867289-1-1.html
come look, ROTK mocking koreans
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/XNqfnlS.gif)
poll:
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??
???
comment:
wow he really walked in like that
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12869746-1-1.html
[history] is sumail right in "china doto ez doto"
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12868192-1-1.html
[pain] Burning o' Turtle didn't get to play a single game in Bens Areana and got his shell smashed to bits and went home
post gist: B trash got shell rekt by everyone yet still have good slogans. join a team and turn team to trash, dk, ig, vg. The icon of old chinese guard cancer.
poll:
1. deserved it
2. old turtle won't die, it balefully persists
3. nxt stop. brother doto LGD!
4. pick up your broke ass shell and go back to turtle cove
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12870973-1-1.html
of all the weibo(twitter) heros, who is most clever?
poll:
1. I might be bad but at least they gotta ban 2 of my heros! -- rotk weibo
2. It's my fault, we could win -- cty weibo
3. keep quiet and pretend to practice -- 小二雷(who?)
4. this poll is not funny cmon.
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12871096-1-1.html
[complain] MVP thought they won against the hardest team, but they actually beat the worst
LOlOloloLOl plz take this retard turtle shell thx
comments:
just like winning against NB in DAC
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12870533-1-1.html
give you one super power to rescue CN doto, what would you choose?
poll:
1. double exp gain
2. double gold gain
3. global vision
4. ability to kick shameless dog from team
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12871140-1-1.html
complexity captain reveals real reason to ban ROTK's 2 heros
I banned dark seer and enchantress because after studying all of LGD's games at this event I couldn't find any other heroes rotk played well.
There are certainly cultural differences between the West and the East, but the first rule of leadership is to accept more than your share of the blame and less than your share of the credit.
comment:
wow complexity what a honest team
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http://bbs.sgamer.com/thread-12871940-1-1.html
EE sama cantonese interview!
poll:
1. My China Heart! (20%)
2. Those in CN awaits the saving of EE sama plz stand up (80%)
comments:
-even though western cloth is what he wear
-inside cannot hide his China Heart
--will do more later, internet is laggy
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