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Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
August 03 2015 15:44 GMT
#1
I have a dream!

A dream that I was cowboy bebop at my computer
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And I logged into lé TL Moderator account of badassery

I gone done banned some shits, and puff politics in some thread and ban Kwark and Kwark ban me and we get pissitude because dream

Then I see R1CH and he gone done post a TL site update changelog

I b thinkin 2 myself "dis be good day sson"

And it say
"TLPD issues fixed
Quote and report darker
Pm clickable for mobile
TL mafia bullshit"


And I think to myself "WHAT? We are not bullshits! We are-"
And I got a pm from R1CH

"U whiners"

I think to myself, "ah, this is not so good"

It said
"I gave you your damn filters back but you? You up in here with your HIJOLE and sson, you get your moderator filter capacity taken away everywhere. And you must use a neutral format for sending anyone a PM, you whiny fool"

And I woke up in a cold sweat and started to whimper quietly

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ofc I did not actually dream this. Site update is pretty good overall, but these losses killin me eh


No sleep since 7/31 hijole

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life is actually awesome enough that I might pass the baton on the game I am hosting... I wanna do irl stuff ;D


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If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
August 03 2015 16:23 GMT
#2
I've had a few dreams about TL, I would believe you actually had this one
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Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
August 03 2015 18:45 GMT
#3
On August 04 2015 01:23 The_Templar wrote:
I've had a few dreams about TL, I would believe you actually had this one

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The part about seeing a changelog is true, nothing else though and dream immediately went to driving to Texas

Like all random dreams of random

But yes my actually dreaming that part inspired this blog
If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
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