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GeckoXp
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Germany2016 Posts
June 07 2015 21:17 GMT
#1
++++ Important Newsflash ++++
disgusting franchise abuse detected



According to my secret sources (Androxide, Shloub and Elyvilon) the Liquipedia elders, the secret ruling class of this very page, decided to go ahead with their new financial scheme, momentarily still called "LLL 2015". In the next weeks, or maybe days, the elders try to exploit the younger users, and those with an IQ similar to GGUltralisG, by releasing what they call "most trending collectables to our Teamliquid franchise". Rumors quote, that "these kind of people follow everything - eSports, Coins, Bisu, reddit, 9gag, the TL.net Calendar - you name it" - hence the brave endeavour.

Thanks to the recent leaks, we can publish what they planned: "LiquiPediMons". Yes, right, action figures, you should by in the store for just 3,50$ up to 69,99$ for more powerful cards. Shipping is another 99,99$ in the EU and 145,99$ in the US and Asia. The idea, basically, is to create some card game. Each card has to be purchased and the contract signed with blood.


The Card Details




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Blahz0r-0 is a semi-evil and semi-mechanical creature. It can repair code in no time, but falls short in terms of humor. It also needs to go into maintenance mode for about a year, before it can attack again. Heavy coin costs included. A cheap card in the store for only 3,50$.



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F-ontaxax is a semi-mechanical creature, and semi-anti-chaotic. It will always remind you what cast to spell next and hold speeches about Media Wiki usage. Only works on week days. Needs at least 10k edits to be put out. $12,76 in the store.


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Another cheap card to update your deck: Knatterkrig. It is available only for $,9,22. It does no good, but growls with its stomach, until it obtains either "Cheese" or "Spam, spam, spam, egg, bacon and spam". "Spam Spam, Egg, Bacon and Spam" only will not do the trick.


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Fususalon is a quarter divine, quarter heroic, and semi-clone creature. Observe their behavior. Take for a start the Fususalon's tendency to 'op about the field on their back legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet. 87,99$. Note: -2 kG coffee per turn, and -2 g Coke after fifteen turns.


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Liqui-piddyly is the first all-around iconic monster. It is free if you purchased the interactive Tastosis-Doll for 999,99$, and else is about 92$. It can't do much, but lists a ton of facts you never knew you didn't need. It confuses you long enough, so you forgot about your next move.


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The NOamomom is a basedefender and protector of the realm. It is a very costly monster for $120,25 - but worth every cent. It does reject edits in no time and leaves no explanation as to why; in other words, +100% Editor Rage included. Can also lock and unlock pages, except Idra.


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yhamma-meg is a very mad and pissed of creature. It bans the shit out of you for making fun of the french, never surrenders and/or is grumpy the entire time it is activated. However, it also unlocks mad editing skils over 40,000 and unleashes a gold coin havoc, if motivated by ridiculing non-staff players. $122,05.


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Sallemandon is an antique creature with the wisdom of the 1940s. If attacked, it will tell you the story of "back when", wave its cane, and/or give detailed criticism; smashed dreams included. It has only two weaknesses: "A Stern Talking To" by R1ch and "P-Value Misconceptions". $145,99.


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FO-nTTaX
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Johto4933 Posts
June 07 2015 21:23 GMT
#2
lololololol would read again
Administrator@FO_nTTaX | FO-nTTaX.de | 0xff0000.dev | Senior Lead Liquipedia Developer
"Nimm es. Es ist nicht viel, aber es kommt von Herzen. Vergiss mich nicht!"
fomal
Profile Joined January 2014
Estonia20 Posts
June 07 2015 21:25 GMT
#3
quality blag 9.99€/10
■`_´■) ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏʟᴅ ᴄᴏɪɴs ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴅᴅʏ ɢᴇᴛs ɪᴛ
Swampflare
Profile Joined March 2012
United States1201 Posts
June 07 2015 21:35 GMT
#4
5/5 best blog 2015

I haven't seen a sallemandon since it left my homeland for another wiki
Liquipedia<FO-nTTaX> so i ordered a pizza to my house in the pizza service next to me and let them deliver [me] with the pizza
Androxide
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
Canada340 Posts
June 07 2015 21:44 GMT
#5
Can confirm is accurate
Liquipedia ex-Trial Staff | [20:41] <@tofucake> but if cloud to butt rears its ugly head again the block goes back on
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
June 07 2015 22:41 GMT
#6
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Amazing blog 6/5
Liquipedia@jkursk
virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3598 Posts
June 07 2015 22:57 GMT
#7
Shouldn't you be doing important scientific research?
first we make expand, then we defense it.
Yhamm
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
France7248 Posts
June 07 2015 23:05 GMT
#8
who is this grumpy guy?
LiquipediaWe will have only each other at the last
Androxide
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
Canada340 Posts
June 08 2015 02:30 GMT
#9
On June 08 2015 08:05 Yhamm wrote:
who is this grumpy guy?


Some guy named Meg...
Liquipedia ex-Trial Staff | [20:41] <@tofucake> but if cloud to butt rears its ugly head again the block goes back on
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
June 08 2015 08:30 GMT
#10
the secret to beating them, their kryptonite

is to say liquidpedia

in front of them
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
salle
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Sweden5554 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 11:17:12
June 08 2015 08:39 GMT
#11
I wish that info of the sallemadon would fit in the quote box... Guess all I can do is add it to my profile. 5/5
Administrator"Ambitious but rubbish!" - Jeremy Clarkson
GeckoXp
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Germany2016 Posts
June 08 2015 11:25 GMT
#12
On June 08 2015 07:57 virpi wrote:
Shouldn't you be doing important scientific research?


Who says I don't? That's for you:

+ Show Spoiler +

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dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6181 Posts
June 09 2015 06:56 GMT
#13
Lol! Great blog!
<3
Knatterking
Profile Joined April 2014
Germany405 Posts
June 09 2015 19:40 GMT
#14
Finally got my sandwich. 5/5
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