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disgusting franchise abuse detected
disgusting franchise abuse detected
According to my secret sources (Androxide, Shloub and Elyvilon) the Liquipedia elders, the secret ruling class of this very page, decided to go ahead with their new financial scheme, momentarily still called "LLL 2015". In the next weeks, or maybe days, the elders try to exploit the younger users, and those with an IQ similar to GGUltralisG, by releasing what they call "most trending collectables to our Teamliquid franchise". Rumors quote, that "these kind of people follow everything - eSports, Coins, Bisu, reddit, 9gag, the TL.net Calendar - you name it" - hence the brave endeavour.
Thanks to the recent leaks, we can publish what they planned: "LiquiPediMons". Yes, right, action figures, you should by in the store for just 3,50$ up to 69,99$ for more powerful cards. Shipping is another 99,99$ in the EU and 145,99$ in the US and Asia. The idea, basically, is to create some card game. Each card has to be purchased and the contract signed with blood.
The Card Details
Blahz0r-0 is a semi-evil and semi-mechanical creature. It can repair code in no time, but falls short in terms of humor. It also needs to go into maintenance mode for about a year, before it can attack again. Heavy coin costs included. A cheap card in the store for only 3,50$.
F-ontaxax is a semi-mechanical creature, and semi-anti-chaotic. It will always remind you what cast to spell next and hold speeches about Media Wiki usage. Only works on week days. Needs at least 10k edits to be put out. $12,76 in the store.
Another cheap card to update your deck: Knatterkrig. It is available only for $,9,22. It does no good, but growls with its stomach, until it obtains either "Cheese" or "Spam, spam, spam, egg, bacon and spam". "Spam Spam, Egg, Bacon and Spam" only will not do the trick.
Fususalon is a quarter divine, quarter heroic, and semi-clone creature. Observe their behavior. Take for a start the Fususalon's tendency to 'op about the field on their back legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet. 87,99$. Note: -2 kG coffee per turn, and -2 g Coke after fifteen turns.
Liqui-piddyly is the first all-around iconic monster. It is free if you purchased the interactive Tastosis-Doll for 999,99$, and else is about 92$. It can't do much, but lists a ton of facts you never knew you didn't need. It confuses you long enough, so you forgot about your next move.
The NOamomom is a basedefender and protector of the realm. It is a very costly monster for $120,25 - but worth every cent. It does reject edits in no time and leaves no explanation as to why; in other words, +100% Editor Rage included. Can also lock and unlock pages, except Idra.
yhamma-meg is a very mad and pissed of creature. It bans the shit out of you for making fun of the french, never surrenders and/or is grumpy the entire time it is activated. However, it also unlocks mad editing skils over 40,000 and unleashes a gold coin havoc, if motivated by ridiculing non-staff players. $122,05.
Sallemandon is an antique creature with the wisdom of the 1940s. If attacked, it will tell you the story of "back when", wave its cane, and/or give detailed criticism; smashed dreams included. It has only two weaknesses: "A Stern Talking To" by R1ch and "P-Value Misconceptions". $145,99.