EPTTwo Weird Ideas - Page 2
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Paljas
Germany6926 Posts
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Trozz
Canada3454 Posts
Dreams give us strange thoughts to think. Are our senses inked? Are we simple pets? Ones our overlords forget. Have we found them yet? We have wool for eyes. Great truths get wrapped in disguise. The standard is lies. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44922 Posts
How old is that old?  | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On June 03 2015 19:55 weikor wrote: I think the first one is something you can think about! I like it a lot. The second one, yeah ... can someone pass me the aluminum foil? i need to make a hat to keep the rays of the buddhist aliens out.. Aluminum foil can't actually stop radio transmissions. But even if you went underground into a bunker, the alien technology is beyond anything we can prevent from reaching us. more seriously: the second one is so unlikely im just going to say impossible, they would have had to invest unreasonable recources into keeping something like that hidden. It's not much of an investment, actually. It's like 3 alien-dollars. a) If something could do something so remarkable as that - why would they? b) By our knowledge, space travel is very limited. Nothing goes faster than lightspeed, and the nearest star is 2 years away. There are tons of casual science magazine articles discussing the problems of Aliens existing, even reaching us or wanting anything to do with us. The aliens found a rainbow unicorn and can now bend space-time like a sheet of paper. | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On June 04 2015 01:39 JieXian wrote: 1) you've been around yoko too much 2) you two should meet up for some milk and pose for a picture and share it with TL 3) What about licit drugs? I got you innit innit?? 1) yes I have, more than any person should have to endure 2) lol 3) Yes, there are legal, prescription drugs that I take. On June 04 2015 01:40 JieXian wrote: 1) You should start a religion and get rich (would require good lawyers) 2) Then start another one and get richer (you can just use the same lawyers) ??) Profit 1) No, that's evil 2) No, that's double-evil ??) If I'm starting a religion, don't you mean... ...prophet? | ||
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OtherWorld
France17333 Posts
I don't think this is actually the way stuff works, but here was my inspiration for this idea: I was just sitting around outside and watching ants walking around. So I was thinking, like, how do they know to forage for food? How do flies find poop to land in? Especially with the short lifespans of such creatures and the fact that their brains would be incredibly tiny. Do they even have the capacity to speak in some weird ant-language and instruct their own kind on how to live? How do they know to burrow underground and store food for the winter? Maybe it's animal instinct, but instinct is almost like there is an outside force controlling them, telling them what they need to do. There's nothing mysterious about that. Cells in a (multicellular) living being communicate via different ways, and that allows organs to communicate too. And if you widen the scale it also allows living beings to communicate between themselves. Our knowledge on all that is very limited as of today, but it's no "outside force", it's an "inside force", if that makes sense. Funnily enough that belief in an "outside force" is probably what spawned religions and religious beliefs in the first place, when people started to try to control said "outside force". | ||
lichter
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
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castleeMg
Canada777 Posts
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bITt.mAN
Switzerland3693 Posts
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SufficientlyAdvancedAlien?from=Main.SufficientlyAdvanced (i.e. this is what your 2. is getting at) I especially like crawling through and reading the analyses of my favorite games e.g. the TvTropes Deus Ex article has almost as much entertainment value as the SDA Deus Ex speedrun. | ||
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JimmyJRaynor
Canada16872 Posts
a tv show about nothing taking it to NBC... | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On June 04 2015 08:03 castleeMg wrote: idea 2 reminded me alot of that southpark episode where earth is just a show for aliens and the aliens decide to cancel it due to poor ratings Never saw it. The only episodes I saw with aliens were episode 1, that one with John Edward, and the scientology one. | ||
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Kommatiazo
United States579 Posts
DPB Knows what's up 5/5 to DPB Nina, your mind never ceases to amaze and entertain. Give more 3 am thoughts pls 5/5 | ||
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On June 04 2015 04:40 ninazerg wrote: 1) yes I have, more than any person should have to endure 2) lol 3) Yes, there are legal, prescription drugs that I take. hahaha wow so nonchalant :D On June 04 2015 04:40 ninazerg wrote: 1) No, that's evil 2) No, that's double-evil ??) If I'm starting a religion, don't you mean... ...prophet? Be a prophet and you'll profit Drop that anvil and be evil Go for it, don't forfeit it Get dat cash and grow that stash hoes hoes bitches asses and tits Be a prophet and you'll profit On June 04 2015 06:34 lichter wrote: With the former prince of blogs, fluffypylon, slain, nina unveils her plot to take the unclaimed throne of blogs. hahahaha nina has been blogging like this way before it was cool. ಠ_ರೃ | ||
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FFW_Rude
France10201 Posts
At least 30 ! | ||
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radscorpion9
Canada2252 Posts
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Textual
Saudi Arabia57 Posts
On June 04 2015 01:14 Endymion wrote: ninazerg makes the rest of her gender look like bumbling idiots. 5/5 Shame on philosophers like Judith Butler, writers like Margaret Atwood, and scientists like Jane Goodall, those bumbling idiots. Their published works pale in comparison to this post. How could any woman every compete with the accomplishment of posting well-worn daydreams on TL? Like Hatsphesut's temple, this is one of the great credits of womankind. | ||
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YokoKano
United States612 Posts
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Endymion
United States3701 Posts
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On June 05 2015 22:07 YokoKano wrote: I'll believe in aliens when I see someone win with proxy 3 stargate oracle off one base. It'll work in low bronze. On June 05 2015 22:56 Endymion wrote: why was fluffy pylon banned =[ 죄송합니다 ㅠ.ㅠ =[ I'm not a moderator, so I can't really comment on this. There's the website feedback forum and a thread dedicated to discussing bans, so I'd go there. | ||
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BookTwo
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On June 03 2015 17:58 ninazerg wrote: HI GUYS! Okay, it's like 3 a.m. and I should be in bed, so it's the perfect time to write a blog. 5/5 logic would read again. | ||
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