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fluffy_pylon
United States79 Posts
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Zambrah
United States7297 Posts
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BLinD-RawR
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Souma
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
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SetGuitarsToKill
Canada28396 Posts
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Cricketer12
United States13974 Posts
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c3rberUs
Japan11286 Posts
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-visnu-
Australia149 Posts
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lichter
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
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GreenHorizons
United States23224 Posts
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Souma
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
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OtherWorld
France17333 Posts
And yeah I agree, the ending is really disappointing. | ||
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FFW_Rude
France10201 Posts
On April 06 2015 16:34 lichter wrote: At least he wasn't an Ethan Of course you had to :p Can't help yourself ! | ||
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PhoenixVoid
Canada32740 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32051 Posts
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Djagulingu
Germany3605 Posts
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YourGoodFriend
United States2197 Posts
On April 06 2015 15:52 Cricketer12 wrote: I guess its best to be straight (no pun intended) to him about it. He is clearly a really good friend, I am sure he will understand, though it may be difficult for him. This will not simply go away so I suggest you tackle it head on before it gets out of hand Must resist all of the puns | ||
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
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Topin
Peru10077 Posts
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Shinrei
United States237 Posts
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fluffy_pylon
United States79 Posts
On April 06 2015 22:56 QuanticHawk wrote: you've gotta suck his dick lest you be without friends for the rest of high school. fyi this same thing goes in on college too i intend on attending university to obtain an education not to compromise my values | ||
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fluffy_pylon
United States79 Posts
On April 06 2015 16:01 c3rberUs wrote: Perhaps you didn't misjudge him and that you were willingly going along until you realized how wrong it is and posted this blog? i suppose all the warning signs were present from the beginning, but i enjoyed his companionship so much that i was willing to overlook his perverse inclinations for the sake of our loyal and beautiful friendship | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32051 Posts
On April 07 2015 00:25 fluffy_pylon wrote: i intend on attending university to obtain an education not to compromise my values how do you think you get a job in 2015 homie | ||
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fluffy_pylon
United States79 Posts
On April 06 2015 15:39 Souma wrote: How soft were his lips? his lips were wet and inviting. we had both brushed our teeth prior to bedtime and i have a habit of flossing intensively every night in order to maintain my excellent dental and oral hygiene. however my friend had a little midnight snack of a snickers bar after brushing, which turned his breath almost sickly sweet to the point of repulsion | ||
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Cricketer12
United States13974 Posts
aww come on give the guy a break | ||
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Dalguno
United States2446 Posts
-Gets filed for sexual harassment because he stalked a girl after leaving the bathroom. -Girl invites him to sleep in the same bed as her after drinking some beers and doesn't know what her intentions are. -Something about UFO's and women having babies among the stars. -Some fiction about a group traveling to the West, everyone but a man and a young girl dying, they stick together and he starts to kiss her neck, and saying some creepy things about her being young but looking mature. -He has a 12-year-old cousin who wants to make out with him and wants him to caress her. -And now, a gay experience with a best friend. Either he has a really exciting/weird life, or there's something else going on here. | ||
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fluffy_pylon
United States79 Posts
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Epishade
United States2267 Posts
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freeshooter
United States477 Posts
On a separate note, describe to us his muscles a little more, put in a little more nudity to the story and more wet slurping kiss descriptions and we got ourselves some fanfiction | ||
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Zambrah
United States7297 Posts
On April 07 2015 00:30 fluffy_pylon wrote: his lips were wet and inviting. we had both brushed our teeth prior to bedtime and i have a habit of flossing intensively every night in order to maintain my excellent dental and oral hygiene. however my friend had a little midnight snack of a snickers bar after brushing, which turned his breath almost sickly sweet to the point of repulsion Eheheheheh | ||
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Glowsphere
United States170 Posts
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Skynx
Turkey7150 Posts
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Kurumi
Poland6130 Posts
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FFGenerations
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Ben1500
United Kingdom180 Posts
On April 06 2015 16:34 lichter wrote: At least he wasn't an Ethan Who wrote that blog? I remember it was hilarious. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44319 Posts
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Souma
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hp.Shell
United States2527 Posts
On April 07 2015 00:40 Dalguno wrote: A list of some of the topics of fluffy_pylon's blogs: -Gets filed for sexual harassment because he stalked a girl after leaving the bathroom. -Girl invites him to sleep in the same bed as her after drinking some beers and doesn't know what her intentions are. -Something about UFO's and women having babies among the stars. -Some fiction about a group traveling to the West, everyone but a man and a young girl dying, they stick together and he starts to kiss her neck, and saying some creepy things about her being young but looking mature. -He has a 12-year-old cousin who wants to make out with him and wants him to caress her. -And now, a gay experience with a best friend. Either he has a really exciting/weird life, or there's something else going on here. Yeah.... I'm going with shauni alt | ||
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LoneYoShi
France1348 Posts
On April 06 2015 16:34 lichter wrote: At least he wasn't an Ethan If there's one thing I learned on TL, it's to never go full Ethan. Good blog though. I don't have any insight to bring (except try to clear the air with your friend by talking with him about it). Kepp the blogs coming ! Edit: Also, as a relative newbie on TL, can anyone quickly recap who shauni is pls ? Would be much appreciated ! | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
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showstealer1829
Australia3123 Posts
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
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icydergosu
528 Posts
On April 07 2015 15:59 LoneYoShi wrote: Edit: Also, as a relative newbie on TL, can anyone quickly recap who shauni is pls ? Would be much appreciated ! ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/UYoB674.png) | ||
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Russian Federation3631 Posts
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51484 Posts
Thats a warning sign for me tbh lol | ||
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Cricketer12
United States13974 Posts
On April 07 2015 22:01 Pandemona wrote: Male sleepovers in high school? They exist? Thats a warning sign for me tbh lol In my defense, when i did it was basically an all night party with 10 bros, football till midnight then some movies or shit till like 5...but thats just me | ||
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Ovid
United Kingdom948 Posts
On April 07 2015 00:30 fluffy_pylon wrote: his lips were wet and inviting. we had both brushed our teeth prior to bedtime and i have a habit of flossing intensively every night in order to maintain my excellent dental and oral hygiene. however my friend had a little midnight snack of a snickers bar after brushing, which turned his breath almost sickly sweet to the point of repulsion I laughed when you said bedtime, it makes you sound like a 7 year old did his mum tuck you both in? | ||
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Gowerly
United Kingdom916 Posts
I am unsure how rankings work. | ||
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Mongoose
United Kingdom190 Posts
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Dalguno
United States2446 Posts
On April 07 2015 19:27 419 wrote: StatelessReverie is that you?!?!?!? Wasn't it StateofReverie or something? I'm going to check. Here we go! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=StateofReverie I had the same thought, his blogs are about equivalent on the ridiculous scale. | ||
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Glowsphere
United States170 Posts
On April 07 2015 15:59 LoneYoShi wrote: If there's one thing I learned on TL, it's to never go full Ethan. Good blog though. I don't have any insight to bring (except try to clear the air with your friend by talking with him about it). Kepp the blogs coming ! Edit: Also, as a relative newbie on TL, can anyone quickly recap who shauni is pls ? Would be much appreciated ! http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/Shauni Best enjoyed with some whiskey and perhaps some light classical music. | ||
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Just_a_Moth
Canada1950 Posts
On April 07 2015 22:01 Pandemona wrote: Male sleepovers in high school? They exist? Thats a warning sign for me tbh lol Really? I'm pretty sure it's common to sleep on your friend's couch if it gets late and you are feeling to tired to go home. At least I did that all the time. | ||
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opisska
Poland8852 Posts
Anyway to the point of the blog - I suggest you try to imagine what would you do if this was a girl and you were just not interested in her and act the same way. There is no real reason to feel weird about your friend being gay in 2015. Incidentally, my best friend is also gay - luckily I am extremely ugly so we never got to this point  The weird thing is that I didn't know for like ten years. In my defense, he was pretty unsure for a lot of the time and even tried dating a couple of girls (one of them is still a good friend of ours and she hates when we talk about it and stubbornly denies that he is really gay, for imaginable reasons) but somehow I feel like I failed miserably in our friendship by being so oblivious to such a basic thing of his life. At least you have that out of the way now! | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
On April 07 2015 22:01 Pandemona wrote: Male sleepovers in high school? They exist? Thats a warning sign for me tbh lol i dont get why this is strange | ||
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FFW_Rude
France10201 Posts
hahahahaha | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
There once was a Protoss on iCCup He always went sair-reaver in PvZ Never gave a fuck like he was Eazy-E Then motherfuckers moved onto SC2 And this motherfucker Shauni didn't know what to do Wrote lore galore, even though he was a nice guy, gentle and kind He couldn't score, was ignored, bored out of his mind He hit on co-workers without any seemingly luck Chronicled that shit, readers found it creepy as fuck He mentioned he like scent, smelling the hair Explained it was normal shit, but nobody cared He always had a new tale pulled out from under the rug Like when he returned a purse and kinda expected a hug But she went home with her boyfriend without an embrace when that slut should've kissed him, gone back to his place Jotted down how he thought women were weaker than men And rioting feminists on teamliquid got angry again Still upset with the forums and the rest of the world My homie Shauni seemed to have no luck with the girls Everything they did seemed to annoy him to death But then he'd wish they'd be attracted to him in the same breath He was right when he said he was a walking contradiction I still have no words to describe him with my talking monster diction One day he pissed off some British asshole who got to be a mod When Shauni posted some shit talking about his bod If he had his way, he'd be like a god rule the ladies with his long hard iron rod Then he'd have no problem getting to make insertions if he was so intimidating he wouldn't need to use coercion So this British asshole decided it was time for some purgin' Like Persians besmirching Babylon's walls during their excursion I thought it was a fuck-up or some kind of fluke but the next damn day my nigga Shauni went and got nuked I tried to talk sense to these fuckers as well as I could Knowing he was socially awkward and misunderstood But these dicksuckers' hearts were basically made outta wood I got mad, and wanted to go back to life in the hood But nothing mattered, all I could do was grit my teeth and watch his grief This is why there'll never be peace in the streets, cuz fuck the police  | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
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catplanetcatplanet
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BigFan
TLADT24920 Posts
On April 08 2015 16:51 opisska wrote: Poor fluffy_pylon, he has 50 posts and already people are accusing him of being Shauni, probably the worst insult possible on TL. (However, If he is Shauni, may he burn in hell of course). Anyway to the point of the blog - I suggest you try to imagine what would you do if this was a girl and you were just not interested in her and act the same way. There is no real reason to feel weird about your friend being gay in 2015. Incidentally, my best friend is also gay - luckily I am extremely ugly so we never got to this point The weird thing is that I didn't know for like ten years. In my defense, he was pretty unsure for a lot of the time and even tried dating a couple of girls (one of them is still a good friend of ours and she hates when we talk about it and stubbornly denies that he is really gay, for imaginable reasons) but somehow I feel like I failed miserably in our friendship by being so oblivious to such a basic thing of his life. At least you have that out of the way now!People can get so intense on TL ;; Yes, Shauni's blogs were creepy and he got perm banned for it in response. Should just leave it at that imo. | ||
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FFW_Rude
France10201 Posts
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