ZvZ Battle Report!! Many pictures!!! Such Skill!!!

Big J

Austria16289 Posts

January 21 2015 12:05 GMT

Just a game I played and that turned out quite fun and long. Thanks algue for making this awesome map!

Part1:
Banelings, Backdoors and Bad Manners.
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Once upon a time on a little snow map called Expedition Lost some skillless cheeser called Jay decided to play the best ZvZ build ever.Fuck, this guy really knows me

Shit, shit, shit. Pool first defense. This guy is ready.

Plan B: more rush! Fuck Drones!

After canceling his hatchery with an otherwise unsuccessfull attack, he reveals the truth. He is really my brother! (not)
But at least I have a hatchery finishing and I'm catching up in the drone count. Who cares about tech and supplies, right?

knock, knock, someone there?

thank you algue for this backdoor!

juicy drone kills! And what is that he is building?

You could have just used the door if you wanted to come in there!

So the front it is?

Hello handsome! Nice to meet you!

That does not look like it could work, better get back out of there... Upgrades good unit, maybe I should get some of them too. lol

Uh, backdoor!!! And it's already open, how nice of you!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I guess I had to give that one up. But look, I'm upgrading! 1-1 started when his 2-2 finishes. Am I behind? :D

Distraction. Hey, three roaches in your main...

... I love it when a plan comes together!

More backdoor! Algue, I looooooooveeeeee you!!!

48roaches, 7hydralisks and 2-2 against 46roaches with 1-1.

Am... äh?? Sometimes this game just doesn't make any sense at all!

Part2:
Such Aggression!
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no more roaches for you... for now! Should I mention I came in through the backdoor, or would that be excessive?

No roaches left behind...

... because I need you to use the front door!

Dicey!

Thanks Flying Spaghetti Monster, for that slow unloading speed!

Meanwhile killing a useless evolution chamber. Out of principle! Has nothing to do with me forgetting that I sent those guys through the backdoor!

That genius move!!!! Such skill, kill the rocks, go in through the shortway backdoor while cutting him off!

It's over Anakin! I have the highground!

That did not go as planed...

Well screw it, more harass! This time through the third base backdoor!

Don't mess with the boys. Desperation defense!

Drones too strong, ban incoming!

Part3:
Expansion, expansion! My kingdom for an expansion!
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I spy with my little eye.

No fourth base for you!

Time for a killing blow, right?

The remainders of my once so great army on the run.

Through the backdoor, yeah right, as if that ever works!

Something, something, energy units.

You shall not pass! That backdooring noob...

Repreoted for winning a battle. Oh shit.

Find the burrowed roaches in this picture. I didn't.

Oh fuck!

Oh double fuck!

Oh triple fuck!

Oh quadruple fuck!

Hero drones part 2!

The boys stand victorious! That burrow tech nearly turned it around once more, good thing...

...he is mined out on 3bases...

... and I still have a healthy economy!

So what did I learn in this game? If you 10pool baneling, you will have more money left than your opponent. Best lategame strategy confirmed.
And that sometimes battles make no sense at all and upgrades are useless, lol.

Thanks for reading!