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Neet's BG Adventures #1 - Joke's On You

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Stratos Czech Republic6104 Posts October 06 2014 21:28 GMT #1 Since BG:EE is on android, I get to play some on the train. Right now the plan is a three member party on insane (core rules+double damage) with a half-horse barbarian Neet, Imoen and Neera. Making Neera pregnant is top priority. I'll share some of my adventures here. + Show Spoiler [Neet di Uqil] + Leaving Book Fortress Dear Journal, Today I joke with my old Winthrop, get flail and wakizashi for my two hands and crossbow bolts just in case - one never knows. I proceed to plunder his clean as an elven arse inn for treasures. Then I go help people, everyone but Firebead who wants his scroll. I drop the scroll on the floor and enjoy the sight for few hours before leaving. He cannut walk. So hard to find decent folk nowadaaays. On my way to fake dad I bump into orphan friend and tell her to get lost. After talking to fake dad I inspired make an poem: In da mighty Candlekeep born and raised Da library was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool Readin' some steamy books to old people When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started comin' at me in some trendy hoods I only killed two of them and Gorion got scared He said 'You're movin' with your auntie in the Friendly Arms, lad' We go celebrate drinks. Joke's On You Dear Journal, We leave book fortress because it is dangerous. Later that night we find ourself in ambush. I run away leaving fake dad to die which is fine because over night I convince myself it is his wish. I also cannut read. Morning I wake up and wait for me filly to calm down but Iumoen walks in on me and insists joining. I am like whatever. + Show Spoiler [Iumoen] + As filial son I go back to ambush scene to loot fake dad corpse and go. We are hungry so I take bow and go hunt bear. We never cook bear before so we go ask people on the road. We deal with creepy fatman who wants to chat but this dwarf has butcher dad so he works. Meanwhile we talk to tall man and he make fire with spell so we join forces. Evening we eat bear and sing. Tall man says horse joke so I neigh then night we take everything they have and paint their clothes pink then go. As we leave we hear momma bear finds her daughter and not happy. High Mages Dear Journal, Fake dad says go to Friendly Arms Inn but we know that ain't no place to go party so we go down to Beregost. There are more inns here than in Friendly Arm and actual females. On our arrival we see beauty who says she in dangerous and if we help her. In come really high mages and ask if we fight. I look beauty in the head and I say she is with me and this guy starts firing rainbows so I slaughter him and his friends. Beauty meanwhile faint from my stare so I wake her and now we go drink and make brood. + Show Spoiler [Neera] + No idea where I'm going next with this but so far I quite like Neet. And Neera - first time with her.

Kevin_Sorbo Canada3217 Posts October 07 2014 00:14 GMT #2 BG such a good game. Second best game of all time 1998. 5* for making me want download.

MysteryMeat1 United States3292 Posts October 07 2014 01:03 GMT #3 Asian girl versions are much more attractive...

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