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Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
June 03 2014 07:40 GMT
#21
Well if it makes you feel any better...

5/5 for a hilarious drinking story.
Writer
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 03 2014 07:44 GMT
#22
You should ask her out!
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 03 2014 08:14 GMT
#23
Have the girl and her roommates leaked the story yet?

5/5 for mspaint
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Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
June 03 2014 08:21 GMT
#24
Mspaint is always a winner. And I'll never get the stupidity of people drinking that far over their limit. You know that your body is constantly giving you clues of how much it can handle, right ?
11 years and counting- TL #680
sUgArMaNiAc
Profile Joined March 2013
Australia110 Posts
June 03 2014 08:37 GMT
#25
You can always be glad nobody recorded it... coming from experience.
No luck catching those swans then?
MrTortoise
Profile Joined January 2011
1388 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-03 09:25:10
June 03 2014 09:23 GMT
#26
scarred for life

u should call around hers and do something nice for all the shit you put them through. Take them all out for food.

I mean seriously, how much worse can it get? I suppose you could shit the bed
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9175 Posts
June 03 2014 10:03 GMT
#27
On June 03 2014 17:21 Monsen wrote:
Mspaint is always a winner. And I'll never get the stupidity of people drinking that far over their limit. You know that your body is constantly giving you clues of how much it can handle, right ?

You do realise alchohol dramatically affects judgement and the closer you get to your 'limit' the more likely you're going to slip up and exceed it? These clues you speak of are pretty delayed, especially if you're shotting after beers. You can go way over your limit and feel fine for a while then everything goes to shit.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-03 10:13:49
June 03 2014 10:13 GMT
#28
On June 03 2014 13:47 hoby2000 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2014 13:27 Lokian wrote:
I call BS on this story. Nobody can pee, puke and shit at the same time.



Ditto. Not only that, but I know I've read this EXACT story somewhere else on a different forum years ago. It's like the butt shaving one where the dude decides he's going to shave his ass only to realize his butt cheeks get stuck together now because he doesn't have any hair to prevent the sweat from staying or some shit like that.


Yes this sounds familiar, I remember that story having him shit in the bathtub while he was over for dinner with her friends and the whole walking in on him thing. Obvious awkwardness and mess ensues. Some shit like that.
Dan26
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Australia239 Posts
June 03 2014 12:20 GMT
#29
Ah! A good 'ol Poo-chuck! I did this at my 18th (I'm 28 now) It's only rarely it is brought up, turns out I lived it down. But for some years after I would get referred to as poo-chuck, whenever there was any social drinking going on...
Eat like a King, Train like a Champion, Sleep like a Baby
c0ldfusion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States8293 Posts
June 03 2014 12:48 GMT
#30
lol gross but funny
sabas123
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Netherlands3122 Posts
June 03 2014 12:57 GMT
#31
what a story, I almost feel bad but this story is just to funny lol.

best of luck with her!
The harder it becomes, the more you should focus on the basics.
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
June 03 2014 14:57 GMT
#32
Just own it and send her that mspaint photo in a text asking her out. haha
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
a_flayer
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Netherlands2826 Posts
June 03 2014 15:22 GMT
#33
This is why i prefer to stay sober when going to the club with the intent of sex. It is much easier to hit up chicks when you are clear of mind, and there is usually less vomit/diarrhea involved.
When you came along so righteous with a new national hate, so convincing is the ardor of war and of men, it's harder to breathe than to believe you're a friend. The wars at home, the wars abroad, all soaked in blood and lies and fraud.
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
June 03 2014 15:38 GMT
#34
On June 04 2014 00:22 a_flayer wrote:
This is why i prefer to stay sober when going to the club with the intent of sex. It is much easier to hit up chicks when you are clear of mind, and there is usually less vomit/diarrhea involved.


Maybe they're into poopsex?
I think esports is pretty nice.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
June 03 2014 15:46 GMT
#35
On June 03 2014 15:15 Scarecrow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2014 13:27 Lokian wrote:
I call BS on this story. Nobody can pee, puke and shit at the same time.

Peeing and shitting simultaneously isn't hard and i've had first hand experience doing the puke shit combo. A trifecta's certainly possible


Yeah, after you've experienced two at the same time the 3rd doesnt really seem out of the realms of possibility.

It also sucks.
Useless wet fish.
a_flayer
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Netherlands2826 Posts
June 03 2014 16:30 GMT
#36
On June 04 2014 00:46 Capped wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2014 15:15 Scarecrow wrote:
On June 03 2014 13:27 Lokian wrote:
I call BS on this story. Nobody can pee, puke and shit at the same time.

Peeing and shitting simultaneously isn't hard and i've had first hand experience doing the puke shit combo. A trifecta's certainly possible


Yeah, after you've experienced two at the same time the 3rd doesnt really seem out of the realms of possibility.

It also sucks.


I fear I may be revealing too much about myself when I say this, but a girl at one point told me that when she sits down on a toilet, she just lets it all go since it all goes down the same way. It's not like men where we have to take a moment to make a concious decision between sitting down to poop or just standing and peeing. I wonder if all women have this "care-free" approach to their toilet habits.

I just know I will regret posting this.
When you came along so righteous with a new national hate, so convincing is the ardor of war and of men, it's harder to breathe than to believe you're a friend. The wars at home, the wars abroad, all soaked in blood and lies and fraud.
Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10128 Posts
June 03 2014 17:21 GMT
#37
high quality literature
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
Dizmaul
Profile Joined March 2010
United States831 Posts
June 03 2014 19:25 GMT
#38
Has this ever happened to anyone smoking weed? hahah. alcohol ftw.
It is what it is
KissBlade
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States5718 Posts
June 03 2014 19:44 GMT
#39
On June 04 2014 01:30 a_flayer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2014 00:46 Capped wrote:
On June 03 2014 15:15 Scarecrow wrote:
On June 03 2014 13:27 Lokian wrote:
I call BS on this story. Nobody can pee, puke and shit at the same time.

Peeing and shitting simultaneously isn't hard and i've had first hand experience doing the puke shit combo. A trifecta's certainly possible


Yeah, after you've experienced two at the same time the 3rd doesnt really seem out of the realms of possibility.

It also sucks.


I fear I may be revealing too much about myself when I say this, but a girl at one point told me that when she sits down on a toilet, she just lets it all go since it all goes down the same way. It's not like men where we have to take a moment to make a concious decision between sitting down to poop or just standing and peeing. I wonder if all women have this "care-free" approach to their toilet habits.

I just know I will regret posting this.



You're not revealing too much because everyone knows womens public bathrooms are the nightmare of the worlds.
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
June 03 2014 19:50 GMT
#40
On June 04 2014 04:44 KissBlade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2014 01:30 a_flayer wrote:
On June 04 2014 00:46 Capped wrote:
On June 03 2014 15:15 Scarecrow wrote:
On June 03 2014 13:27 Lokian wrote:
I call BS on this story. Nobody can pee, puke and shit at the same time.

Peeing and shitting simultaneously isn't hard and i've had first hand experience doing the puke shit combo. A trifecta's certainly possible


Yeah, after you've experienced two at the same time the 3rd doesnt really seem out of the realms of possibility.

It also sucks.


I fear I may be revealing too much about myself when I say this, but a girl at one point told me that when she sits down on a toilet, she just lets it all go since it all goes down the same way. It's not like men where we have to take a moment to make a concious decision between sitting down to poop or just standing and peeing. I wonder if all women have this "care-free" approach to their toilet habits.

I just know I will regret posting this.



You're not revealing too much because everyone knows womens public bathrooms are the nightmare of the worlds.

True story. I also don't get why plastic toilet seats get stolen and toilet rolls get thrown INTO the toilets in there.
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