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On March 15 2014 16:43 figq wrote:The Orthodox Church got it all right! That's why they have a cross with 3 cross-sections instead of just 1 - they always knew the truth! And the Illuminati are brewing war in Ukraine, because the two countries involved are Orthodox staples (stables?). The point of the political crisis is to hide the truth about Jesus Centaur. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/6fbtLBK.jpg)
Best picture I've ever seen. Reminds me of this one.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/xzcVUzu.jpg)
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Honestly it wouldnt even surprise me anymore if some American professor/institute "proved" that.
That aside that opens up the discussion of how noodles with meatballs+human breed a centaur. Horsemeat again in my spaghetti :D?
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On March 16 2014 06:31 Grumbels wrote:
Who are the Ixionites?
A made-up group. Ixion is known as the father of the centaur in most myths, and I was just doing a little wordplay.
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Jesus was a black centaur with extremely defined abs
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On March 15 2014 11:55 Nerevar wrote:
I thought Jesus was a bird
aaabaaajss!
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How did Jesus ride a donkey into Jerusalem then!? OMHG...
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On March 18 2014 04:17 ninazerg wrote:
How did Jesus ride a donkey into Jerusalem then!? OMHG...
"Very carefully," chided Manhauser in a recent interview.
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Disgracefully low star rating on this one. 5/5 (and the following comments too)
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Are you really from Austin? Because I am :D
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I'm not, though I lived there for several months. I chose it as an arbitrary location in Texas, a primarily Christian state, for the story.
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On March 19 2014 02:06 Archas wrote:
I'm not, though I lived there for several months. I chose it as an arbitrary location in Texas, a primarily Christian state, for the story.
Aww well better than nothing, great story btw
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Wow. Haha. That was an amazing read. Good job! XD
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Excellent. I knew he couldn't be human. I always thought he was a Lilly-pad, though. 5 stars. It might not be Onion gold, but at the very least, it's Onion silver. They're not always funny, those fuckers.
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