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10 ways to NOT have the cable guy hate you - Page 2

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vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
January 22 2014 04:49 GMT
#21
Write more!!

This really put some personality behind the name "Grobyc". Now I feel like meeting you in real life and playing some Brood War. Or just eating and drinking and talking.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
Nibbler89
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
884 Posts
January 22 2014 05:40 GMT
#22
On January 22 2014 13:49 vOdToasT wrote:
Write more!!

This really put some personality behind the name "Grobyc". Now I feel like meeting you in real life and playing some Brood War. Or just eating and drinking and talking.

Sounds like you're asking him out on a date. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
January 22 2014 05:55 GMT
#23
On January 22 2014 14:40 Nibbler89 wrote:
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On January 22 2014 13:49 vOdToasT wrote:
Write more!!

This really put some personality behind the name "Grobyc". Now I feel like meeting you in real life and playing some Brood War. Or just eating and drinking and talking.

Sounds like you're asking him out on a date. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


I don't want to have sex with him, but hell yeah, I'd go on a date with him
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 22 2014 06:01 GMT
#24
You'll want the D after the first date. But I require 2 dates before you get a chance with that.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-22 06:09:39
January 22 2014 06:09 GMT
#25
On January 22 2014 15:01 Grobyc wrote:
You'll want the D after the first date. But I require 2 dates before you get a chance with that.


So confident

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That I won't make you break your own rule
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
January 22 2014 06:21 GMT
#26
Great list OP. Really shows your frustration. People asking for free stuff, not answering phones and being accommodating is ridiculous imo. Usually when someone comes to my place, more times than not, my parents end up giving them some cookies or juice after the job is done. I think it goes a long way to show them that their work is appreciated and they leave in a pretty happy state, not to mention refreshed lol. The whole "customer is right" is also pretty off. While customers can be right in some cases, in others cases, they are dead wrong. I think part of it is how advertised it is or rather how it seems to be engrained in the culture itself. Not sure you can do much to change it though.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
January 22 2014 06:28 GMT
#27
On January 22 2014 15:21 BigFan wrote:
Usually when someone comes to my place, more times than not, my parents end up giving them some cookies or juice after the job is done.


That's very good. I would appreciate it if I was sent there.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 22 2014 06:33 GMT
#28
Yeah it's really a nice sentiment when you're even offered a glass of water or anything like that. On rare occasions I've had a pack of beer shoved at me or other treats. Some people are really really good
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-22 08:43:34
January 22 2014 08:41 GMT
#29
Sort of annoyed by 4, but maybe I'm reading too much into it. However, I work as a software developer, I work with computers and technical stuff all the time, but I would have had no idea what the crap a coax cable is. Obviously, if someone asks "where is the jack where you connect your modem/TV", I can show it. But if someone asks "do you have a coax jack?" I would ask wtf they meant and would be quite offended if I was considered stupid for it. I mean, it's your job to know this shit, you would be out of a job if everyone already knew it.
Omnishroud
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
1073 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-22 10:29:04
January 22 2014 10:14 GMT
#30
Most of these are perfectly reasonable and i am sad you have to go through this (although so happy you posted this, hillarious)

but #4. I have a hobby in computers/electronics, ive built, fucked with and played with all sorts of networking / hardware / software in the last 10 years. Im not a professional by any means but i know a damn sight more then the average peon. I STILL didnt know what a Coax cable was, couldn't name it after seeing the picture either so it isn't called something else here. I do know what it is after seeing it, perhaps carry around one of the ports to show people lol.

That ones being a little over the top.

I remember when i had my internet installed a couple years ago, i was out at uni so i wrote this dude a letter explaining everything he might need and apologised that my PC was positioned on the floor lmao. Not sure if my mother let the dogs harrass him but i did at least vacuum/tidy before i left in the morning. (I mean, my mother has always got rid of the animals when people come to do work anyway, also offers them tea. Always tea / coffee XD)
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marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
January 22 2014 11:48 GMT
#31
Read the last line of your post Omni and thought "must be British". Yep.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
Littlebert
Profile Joined August 2013
United Kingdom36 Posts
January 22 2014 14:21 GMT
#32
Awesome blog!

A few years ago I had a phone line installed. 3 times I'd booked time off work for premade appointments to come and install it and they didn't turn up. I phoned and raged a bit as 3 times imo is just not good enough and said today or I want the £125 back. Half an hour later a guy turns up with the worst attitude ever. Turns up telling how this is a joke he was on his way home and shouldn't have to deal with this shit. That's fair enough, no one like being held at work because of someone elses mistake but then proceeds to hand me the biggest drill I've ever seen (and I'm really small) and tells me I need to drill a hole in that wall O.o I decline and he starts kicking off saying he needs to get this shit done, he has plans and in the end just totally botched it. Had to call the company and get someone to come fix the mess he made.

I have worked dealing with the public before and vowed never again due to customers being dicks just because they think they have the right so I always try to keep that in mind when dealing with people at work as I know how it feels, on the flip side, Do your job,! You sound like a professional person and should not have to deal with customers being dicks or some of the less than desirable scenarios you mention
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 22 2014 15:42 GMT
#33
Thanks. I've had to call the cops on a customer once who verbally attacking me, lied to my company about my work, and stole my tools and refused to let me back in to his house to get them back. So I showed up with a cop and he went in there and retrieved them for me
On January 22 2014 17:41 Tobberoth wrote:
Sort of annoyed by 4, but maybe I'm reading too much into it. However, I work as a software developer, I work with computers and technical stuff all the time, but I would have had no idea what the crap a coax cable is. Obviously, if someone asks "where is the jack where you connect your modem/TV", I can show it. But if someone asks "do you have a coax jack?" I would ask wtf they meant and would be quite offended if I was considered stupid for it. I mean, it's your job to know this shit, you would be out of a job if everyone already knew it.

Then #4 doesn't apply to you . I wouldn't be out of a job if everyone knew what a cable jack looked like. There's a million other parts to the install then simply plugging in a cable to the jack lol. I make sure I describe it in every sense I can before I consider someone not so smart.
On January 22 2014 19:14 Omnishroud wrote:
Most of these are perfectly reasonable and i am sad you have to go through this (although so happy you posted this, hillarious)

but #4. I have a hobby in computers/electronics, ive built, fucked with and played with all sorts of networking / hardware / software in the last 10 years. Im not a professional by any means but i know a damn sight more then the average peon. I STILL didnt know what a Coax cable was, couldn't name it after seeing the picture either so it isn't called something else here. I do know what it is after seeing it, perhaps carry around one of the ports to show people lol.

That ones being a little over the top.

I remember when i had my internet installed a couple years ago, i was out at uni so i wrote this dude a letter explaining everything he might need and apologised that my PC was positioned on the floor lmao. Not sure if my mother let the dogs harrass him but i did at least vacuum/tidy before i left in the morning. (I mean, my mother has always got rid of the animals when people come to do work anyway, also offers them tea. Always tea / coffee XD)

I suppose #4 is the most forgiving one out of the 10 since I wouldn't literally hate you for not knowing it, it just makes our job much easier if you can help us navigate your house so I included it anyway.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
January 22 2014 15:59 GMT
#34
gotcha bro.

worst thing is working for those companies is shit. Got some call center background and the technician would always end up having eaten the kittens or set the house ablaze...

sometimes youd call dispatch to see what happened and you figured the poor guy was scheduled like 15 jobs in his day...
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dealing with ppl in their natural habitat can make you lose faith in humanity
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
diehilde
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany1596 Posts
January 22 2014 16:28 GMT
#35
I usually try to accomodate all these points when the cable guy comes. getting internet set up smoothly is pretty essential to me. I even clean up the day before. Not that its THAT messy before, but I see visitors as a nice little bonus motivation to clean up the entire flat. However, the customer is not always to blame if something goes wrong. Last time the cable guy showed up I almost couldnt get Internet because he couldnt physically get to the main cable room of the house. I even called my renter like a week before the appointment and he told me the cable box is in the first cellar room. Unfortunately that cable box apparantely was not the one the cable guy needed to get access too... I ended up getting Internet still, but the cable guy went out of his way to switch on the connection at some central box for the entire street.
Savior: "I will cheat everyone again in SC2!" - SCII Beta Tester
Vasoline73
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States8083 Posts
January 22 2014 16:46 GMT
#36
Love reading things like this. Great blog!
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
January 22 2014 18:19 GMT
#37
I would write a "10 ways to NOT have the teacher guy hate you" but I think most people have a fairly good grasp of this.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
peidongyang
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada2084 Posts
January 22 2014 18:42 GMT
#38
I buy the cable guy pizza every time even if they take it away most of the time it helps keeps them calm and happy when they answer my retard questions
the throws never bothered me anyway
Jindo
Profile Joined July 2011
United States1305 Posts
January 22 2014 18:47 GMT
#39
Thankfully these things don't apply to me except maybe #10, my PC area can be pretty dirty from all the wires and dust. Still hate AT&T though for billing me for work done outside the house.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
January 22 2014 21:44 GMT
#40
I'm so sorry dude, better luck with your next job ><
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
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