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I Know What You Did Last Summer. - Page 2

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TheBigO
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States97 Posts
January 10 2014 20:19 GMT
#21
This was a very captivating story. I enjoyed reading it.
I really need a better quote... but I have no ideas :( .
tili
Profile Joined July 2012
United States1332 Posts
January 10 2014 23:14 GMT
#22
Pubb such a great writer one of your blogs was the first I ever read on TL, and it convinced me to look this far down the page on most visits.
aike
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1629 Posts
January 11 2014 02:26 GMT
#23
Haha wow, great ending and very well told story.

Wahaha
DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
January 11 2014 03:56 GMT
#24
Good story, I cracked a smile
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
Complete
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1864 Posts
January 11 2014 05:44 GMT
#25
hehe
peacenl
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
550 Posts
January 11 2014 20:00 GMT
#26
Honestly, I loved reading the entire story, normally I don't finish stuff half the size of this
- One does not simply walk into a bar and start calling the shots.
- Failure doesn't mean you are a failure it just means you haven't succeeded yet.
TzaTzers
Profile Joined April 2009
United States589 Posts
January 11 2014 23:35 GMT
#27
Haha this was great, amazing read!
"Why did the colossus fall over? because he was imbalanced..."
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-12 06:16:29
January 12 2014 06:01 GMT
#28
On January 11 2014 03:38 Iplaythings wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 10 2014 21:47 Pokebunny wrote:
On January 10 2014 16:17 LeeDawg wrote:
hahahaha.

this is excellent.

truth be told, I'm kind of jealous, that you had a wet dream when you were in 4th grade. I'm 22 and I have NEVER had a wet dream...

Yeah me either lol, I'm 18 but never... but I'm not jealous, it sounds like all the mess with none of the pleasure D:

Great story!!!

It's not as good as a fap but still pretty nice.

Just not at sleepovers >.<

also, sweet blog, for some reason the name Justin seems out of place on such a guy to me, idk why

WHAT Son

WHAT

For what it's worth, I was also a social outcast in school- I look like Anthony Perkins, looks mean nothing. I was "too nice", and am often still seen this way. People don't trust it.

Couple this with a pinch of hidden narcissism and bam! Very tough to form lasting relationships.

I am a celiac. My lunch attracted a lot of attention, deciding to eat sushi seaweed sheets did not help. However I had go-gurt so I could trade for whatever I wanted, usually rellerindos or rebanditas or meat. Sometimes Lucas if they had a lot.

That also attracted a lot of attention, "¡'Orrale! ¡Gringo comé dulces chile!" "Dude you are nuts, you still eat that crap? And you wonder why you are a loner?"

Lol, kids are shallow. Avoid someone because they eat crazy stuff and won't cuss or bag their pants.

Or because they speak more German forms of English.

I remember pokemon cards, I was huge into those. Sold the binders full of them for $10.

Your Justin was my Alex, I deeply relate. My embarrassing thing was not bed wetting or appearance, it was mental disorder. I would remove all of my clothes to use a urinal at 8 years old, until one guy was so weirded out he said "at least you aren't as crazy as the guy who pooped in the sink, but I swear I think you are about to poop on the floor every time you do that" and proceeded to explain to me how to piss normally.

Yeah.

If you think Elon Musk is a Nazi, it is because YOU radicalized him!
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2065 Posts
January 12 2014 06:32 GMT
#29
Adam Carolla often talks about his bed wetting days. He said it's easy to correct. Just get an egg timer and set it for like 2-3 hours after you lay down. When it goes off, take a piss and go back to bed.
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
Slardar
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada7596 Posts
January 13 2014 23:17 GMT
#30
<3 Pubbanana. Great blog as always.
Shauni
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
4077 Posts
January 21 2014 11:10 GMT
#31
Is it really possible to come from having a wet dream? I don't think I've ever ejaculated from something like that... You must have really pure emotions to be able to come just from your mind.
I'm taking whatever coverage I can get, because frankly, I'm busy working on this million dollar deal at my job. Early retirement is a good thing brotha man. - MessengerASL
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