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The amount of bullshit will astound you as not one but TWO representatives from the most bullshit race in the history of RTS games face off in an EPIC BO5 in just two days time.
TEOITA
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VS
SC2JOHN
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WHEN?
Tuesday December 3rd. HIGH NOON (in the US on the Eastern seabord - Around dinner time in Italy)
WHY?
SC2John Protoss Blue poster and Guide maker Extraordinaire has decided that he has surpassed the glorious Blue Banling and Master of Protoss Woks Teoita.
SC2John (his real name is Chris btw we still don't know why he decides to lie to everyone on TL and call himself John) made the following post:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=436794
He called out Teoita and said his time has passed.
Teoita promptly shot back with his own post:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=437009
Then slowbacontron said the magic word:
On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH
And I decided as benevolent leader of TL Strategy, taking the reins from his highness Monk to give it my blessing.
On December 01 2013 07:36 ZeromuS wrote:Show nested quote +On December 01 2013 07:03 The_Templar wrote:On December 01 2013 06:31 slowbacontron wrote:
GRUDGEMATCH As your beloved and dear leader Christopher and Matteo, this has my blessing.
Format
Simple. BO5 PvP. Old vs New, EU vs NA. Prepare yourselves for the shortest and most glorious PvP showdown since the Finals of Red Bull Battle Grounds.
Where?
On twitch of course, at my stream: http://www.twitch.tv/zeromus_
Who's casting?
The best first time casting duo you will ever experience. Crazyfirefox and myself will bring you all the action in the most unprofessional, unpolished, and lackluster manner possible. ALSO: Monk, the hearthstone Bonjwa
THE PUNISHMENT
The loser will write and publish an article expounding how wonderful the winner is and how glorious they are at the beautiful game of StarCraft 2
THE PRIZE
More than just satisfaction. The winner will also write and publish an article, about how absolutely fucking shit the loser is at the dead game known as StarCraft 2
+ Show Spoiler +[11:55:57 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: ok
[11:56:04 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: so grudgematch I already gave my blessing
[11:56:08 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: we need to decide the punishment
[11:56:11 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: for losing
[11:56:14 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: as is custom on TL
[11:56:45 AM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: Right an article
[11:56:56 AM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: highlighting evertythingyour opponent did well
[11:57:26 AM] Matteo Lucchini: also
[11:57:35 AM] Matteo Lucchini: the winner gets to write an article bashing the other player
[11:57:41 AM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: sold.
[11:58:15 AM] Matteo Lucchini: we do oldschool battle reports
[11:58:17 AM] Matteo Lucchini: with screenshots and shit
[11:58:22 AM] Matteo Lucchini: bo5 format imo
[11:59:21 AM] Christopher Meek: Hahahaha
[11:59:37 AM] Christopher Meek: I'm up for it.
[12:00:45 PM] Matteo Lucchini: also and most importantly
[12:00:49 PM] Matteo Lucchini: the winner gets the title of
[12:01:00 PM] Ryan "Hayl_storm" Prager: Wok Master?
[12:01:15 PM] Matteo Lucchini: Master Blue Poster, Teacher of Skillfull Wok All-ins, Gamesense and Proxy Tech
[12:01:18 PM] Christopher Meek: lol
[12:01:30 PM] Matteo Lucchini: and Soul King ofc
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The casting shall be gloriously bad, this I will assure.
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United States97276 Posts
was the PvP final at IEM Singapore not glorious? I missed it
This should be good though
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your Country52797 Posts
SC2John 3-1 Teoita
Just reading the thread title makes me want to type in all-caps.
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On December 02 2013 11:13 The_Templar wrote:
SC2John 3-1 Teoita
Just reading the thread title makes me want to type in all-caps.
JUST PRETEND THE CAPS KEY IS BROKEN! AND SO IS THE SHIFT KEY1
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1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
PvP?
Noone will watch this lololol
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Canada13389 Posts
On December 02 2013 11:16 lichter wrote:
PvP?
Noone will watch this lololol
But they will see the aftermath.
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On December 02 2013 11:19 slowbacontron wrote:
USA>Italy
wok>immortal
D:
but immortal has hardened shields
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rofl this is pretty ridiculous. The games better be as equally ridiculous
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hahaha this shit is hillarious
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On December 02 2013 11:22 The_Templar wrote:but immortal has hardened shields
but wok makes more food
tasty food
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On December 02 2013 12:15 slowbacontron wrote:Show nested quote +On December 02 2013 11:22 The_Templar wrote:On December 02 2013 11:19 slowbacontron wrote:
USA>Italy
wok>immortal
D: but immortal has hardened shields but wok makes more food tasty food
i'm sold
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United States4883 Posts
On December 02 2013 12:15 slowbacontron wrote:Show nested quote +On December 02 2013 11:22 The_Templar wrote:On December 02 2013 11:19 slowbacontron wrote:
USA>Italy
wok>immortal
D: but immortal has hardened shields but wok makes more food tasty food
Teo's gonna need a bigass wok to fry this. Let's just hope Teo's wok is as big as he makes it out to be....
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I HAVE AN IDEA
Please play all matches on season 1 ladder maps, like xel naga caverns.
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On December 02 2013 13:10 CecilSunkure wrote:
I HAVE AN IDEA
Please play all matches on season 1 ladder maps, like xel naga caverns.
The maps havent been chosen but they dont want steppes  It will be some of the new maps and one game on that lava map was requested
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Classic. I'll have to work out the NZ time and see if I can make it (I am a little busy tomorrow). If not, I'll have to catch the broadcast later. I assume it will be on twitch? I am hoping for hilarity and quite a bit of BM from our resident Brotoss Bosses.
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On December 02 2013 13:22 aZealot wrote:
Classic. I'll have to work out the NZ time and see if I can make it (I am a little busy tomorrow). If not, I'll have to catch the broadcast later. I assume it will be on twitch? I am hoping for hilarity and quite a bit of BM from our resident Brotoss Bosses.
Gonna have a preshow "interview"
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The most awful games of 2013 incoming. Two guys acting like they know something about sc2. So after all this is just pizza vs hamburger :D
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Austria24417 Posts
Teoita is the Wok Master. Sorry SC2Jon aka Chris but you will have to find another cooking utensil for yourself :D
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On December 02 2013 16:44 TheBloodyDwarf wrote:
The most awful games of 2013 incoming. Two guys acting like they know something about sc2. So after all this is just pizza vs hamburger :D
Triple bacon cheeseburger with a scoop of ice cream on it*
I can't believe I wasn't asked to cast this, this is an outrage.
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On December 02 2013 17:28 ninazerg wrote:Show nested quote +On December 02 2013 16:44 TheBloodyDwarf wrote:
The most awful games of 2013 incoming. Two guys acting like they know something about sc2. So after all this is just pizza vs hamburger :D Triple bacon cheeseburger with a scoop of ice cream on it* I can't believe I wasn't asked to cast this, this is an outrage.
You cast sc2 now ? Sold you soul ?
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Italy12246 Posts
On December 02 2013 13:10 CecilSunkure wrote:
I HAVE AN IDEA
Please play all matches on season 1 ladder maps, like xel naga caverns.
Fun fact: once i went proxy oracle on Slag Pits and realized that if you aren't cross the oracle actually gets to his base faster if you make the stargate in your main, lol.
On December 02 2013 16:44 TheBloodyDwarf wrote:
The most awful games of 2013 incoming. Two guys acting like they know something about sc2. So after all this is just pizza vs hamburger :D
Exactly.
Also what the FUCK is this shit. Who the fuck wrote the Soultrain section in the PvZ guide AND the MANTrain guide??? He's just stealing my signature unit WTF
YOU GOING DOWN SON
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This thread makes me happy. The insanity of TLStrat Chat is leaking..
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go teoita go! europe best country!! + Show Spoiler +but choosing a username with a triphthong. not cool man.
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Italy125 Posts
CRAZY SHIT IS GOING ON HERE ON TL STRATEGY
WE WANT BLOOD.
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On December 02 2013 13:21 ZeromuS wrote:Show nested quote +On December 02 2013 13:10 CecilSunkure wrote:
I HAVE AN IDEA
Please play all matches on season 1 ladder maps, like xel naga caverns. The maps havent been chosen but they dont want steppes It will be some of the new maps and one game on that lava map was requested
Lava map would be sick
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On December 03 2013 02:33 CrazyF1r3f0x wrote:Show nested quote +On December 02 2013 13:21 ZeromuS wrote:On December 02 2013 13:10 CecilSunkure wrote:
I HAVE AN IDEA
Please play all matches on season 1 ladder maps, like xel naga caverns. The maps havent been chosen but they dont want steppes It will be some of the new maps and one game on that lava map was requested Lava map would be sick
 Incineration Zone ?
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On December 03 2013 02:52 shin ken wrote:Show nested quote +On December 03 2013 02:33 CrazyF1r3f0x wrote:On December 02 2013 13:21 ZeromuS wrote:On December 02 2013 13:10 CecilSunkure wrote:
I HAVE AN IDEA
Please play all matches on season 1 ladder maps, like xel naga caverns. The maps havent been chosen but they dont want steppes It will be some of the new maps and one game on that lava map was requested Lava map would be sick Incineration Zone ?
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/New_Polaris_Rhapsody
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Incineration zone should be in there too
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United States97276 Posts
SC2John is going to do it for USA! Hoping the meet up in the polls after this, too.
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As someone who is 2-1 against Teoita, I'd like to give SC2John some high level insight, and a 5 letter guide to beating Teoita:
[G] PvTeoita, How to win
+ Show Spoiler +
that is all. gl to both.
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On December 03 2013 09:35 Geiko wrote:As someone who is 2-1 against Teoita, I'd like to give SC2John some high level insight, and a 5 letter guide to beating Teoita: [G] PvTeoita, How to win + Show Spoiler +that is all. gl to both.
Korean 4-gate...colossus...rawr?
Just so everyone knows:
until grudge match!
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The C is for cannon, but I guess the R can stand for raaawwwwr 
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Fiddler's Green42661 Posts
John, just offrace as Zerg and 10 pool Teoita as he does nexus first.
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On December 03 2013 11:41 stuchiu wrote:
John, just offrace as Zerg and 10 pool Teoita as he does nexus first.
Hatch block into speed into 3-hatch...always a winner .
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On December 03 2013 13:42 SC2John wrote:Show nested quote +On December 03 2013 11:41 stuchiu wrote:
John, just offrace as Zerg and 10 pool Teoita as he does nexus first. Hatch block into speed into 3-hatch...always a winner .
3 hatches 14 drones 100 gas. Can you survive the zerg Tasteless Build?
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On December 03 2013 15:10 ZeromuS wrote:Show nested quote +On December 03 2013 13:42 SC2John wrote:On December 03 2013 11:41 stuchiu wrote:
John, just offrace as Zerg and 10 pool Teoita as he does nexus first. Hatch block into speed into 3-hatch...always a winner . 3 hatches 14 drones 100 gas. Can you survive the zerg Tasteless Build?
The zerg Tasteless build would be something like speedlings in nydus :p
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Will there ever been VODs, by any chance?
I'd like to witness history in making, but I'll be out for work...
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What are their actual leagues in sc2? master?
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On December 03 2013 20:31 MavivaM wrote:
Will there ever been VODs, by any chance?
I'd like to witness history in making, but I'll be out for work...
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Twitch saves vods so yes!
Guys ... SOOOON it is coming!. Won't be on sidebar cuz there is no real prize.
On December 03 2013 23:37 Shellshock wrote:
What are their actual leagues in sc2? master?
Ehhhh......... Ish. Teo's been really busy with school and isn't technically placed atm I would peg him a solid masters, and Chris needs to play more to actually be put into masters league too.
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Teo is ready:
[10:43:02 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: hello my son
[10:43:10 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: are you prepared for the glory of combat?
[10:43:14 AM] Matteo Lucchini: yo
[10:43:15 AM] Matteo Lucchini: kidna
[10:43:25 AM] Matteo Lucchini: my balls are frozen its cold as shit
[10:43:27 AM] Matteo Lucchini: gimme a sec
[10:43:28 AM] Luis "ZeromuS" Conceicao: LOL
[10:43:48 AM] Matteo Lucchini: fuck winter man
[10:43:54 AM] Matteo Lucchini: winter is like protoss
[10:43:56 AM] Matteo Lucchini: bullshit season
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On December 03 2013 23:37 Shellshock wrote:
What are their actual leagues in sc2? master?
Master last time i played...in august.
Also, you guys dont understand. Only toss can have the true Tasteless Build.
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Tasteless is a master of chinese cooking
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We have a dedicated obs too -- Wolfwood!
Map order decided:
Whirlwind
Frost
Yeonsu
Bel'Shir
Polaris Rhapsody
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gogo start the preshow, can't wait for this shit 
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I'M AT WORK NO SPOILERS PL0X
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I read in chat that one guy stream cheated. Is that true?
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Ya in one game he blind countered my dt expo on frost without even scouting my spawning position
And i could have won anyway
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On December 04 2013 03:20 Teoita wrote:
Ya in one game he blind countered my dt expo on frost without even scouting my spawning position
And i could have won anyway
He got lucky. And you know it  Who the hell proxies a robo to defend DTs and then loses 20 probes later to it anyway?
VOD - http://www.twitch.tv/zeromus_/b/484674927
I can't believe 40 people tuned in for that XD
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As i said on stream, the 40apm might have kicked in, he did lose the probes during the fight.
But yeah im willing to conceed he just played terribly without cheating
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Austria24417 Posts
My favorite part was when he tried to 1 colossus counterattack and it died to lava. I freaking lost it
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And im like FUCK HE'S BASETRADING MUST MAKE IMMORTALS AT HOME
Nop
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On December 04 2013 03:33 ZeromuS wrote:Show nested quote +On December 04 2013 03:20 Teoita wrote:
Ya in one game he blind countered my dt expo on frost without even scouting my spawning position
And i could have won anyway He got lucky. And you know it Who the hell proxies a robo to defend DTs and then loses 20 probes later to it anyway? VOD - http://www.twitch.tv/zeromus_/b/484674927I can't believe 40 people tuned in for that XD
Thanks for the VODs, I was working at the time, I'll enojoy watching it
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On December 04 2013 04:26 DarkLordOlli wrote:
My favorite part was when he tried to 1 colossus counterattack and it died to lava. I freaking lost it
Best part for me was the high fiving probes. And the proxy gate that started AFTER teo's gate started XD
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The best was the last match, the worst was Zorkmid killing esports
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On December 04 2013 05:46 Shellshock wrote:
The best was the last match, the worst was Zorkmid killing esports
U jelly
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On December 04 2013 06:27 Zorkmid wrote:Show nested quote +On December 04 2013 05:46 Shellshock wrote:
The best was the last match, the worst was Zorkmid killing esports U jelly
You didn't like my tempest suggestions
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I'll be watching this tonight. Hope it's good, cheesy,dirty with lots of BM
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