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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44447 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-10 13:38:45
November 10 2013 13:07 GMT
#1
It has finally happened!

As some of you know, I was quite upset when I found out that some of my precalc students who followed SKT weren't exactly Starcraft fans... + Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=431529


However, halfway through the semester, I was asked to cover a new course- a stats class. For the remainder of the semester. And while it was quite an interesting position to be put in ( + Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=434142
), I now have another 25 students!

I gave them an exam a few nights ago, and- as always- I said to them: "Good luck and have fun!" I immediately heard a giggle. One of the students looked at me and said "Starcraft?" I smiled and nodded, and he started his exam.

As the students started finishing and handing in their exams to me, the kid walks up to my desk and says, "GG Professor". I chuckle and ask him if he follows the professional scene.

"Not anymore," he replied. "I used to."

"Oh really?" I asked him. "Which players did you used to follow?"

"Stephano."

What a pity it is that this kid is going to automatically fail my class.

We talked a bit more about StarCraft, despite him clearly being a scrub. I was wondering how he could ever make me like him after he admitted to liking Stephano.

"Hey Professor, you kinda remind me of Day[9]. You're all mathy and nerdy- in a cool way- just like him."

What a pity it is that this kid is going to automatically ace my class.

~DPB

EDIT: Post-script removed because... politics are stupid. Just in case.

****
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
November 10 2013 13:25 GMT
#2
The first picture is golden

in fact, this entire blog is

pls give more
AdministratorBreak the chains
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44447 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-10 13:47:26
November 10 2013 13:37 GMT
#3
On November 10 2013 22:25 Zealously wrote:
The first picture is golden

in fact, this entire blog is

pls give more


lol I know, right?

Unfortunately, I think I'm going to remove the post-script because politics can be stupid

I'll post more about these occurrences in the future though
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Aeromi
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
France14460 Posts
November 10 2013 13:53 GMT
#4
This is sick.
https://twitter.com/DrAeromi | Updates on live tournaments: @StarCrafteSport
Wintex
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Norway16838 Posts
November 10 2013 14:17 GMT
#5
DPB, where do you teach~?
The Bomber boy
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44447 Posts
November 10 2013 14:30 GMT
#6
On November 10 2013 23:17 Wintex wrote:
DPB, where do you teach~?


New Jersey Institute of Technology
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
UmberBane
Profile Joined March 2013
Germany5450 Posts
November 10 2013 15:02 GMT
#7
Lol that's awesome! You should feel lucky for meeting so many people in your every day life that are into eSports, although I'm still not quite sure whether to like the students from your first blog more or this one.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44447 Posts
November 10 2013 15:12 GMT
#8
On November 11 2013 00:02 UmberBane wrote:
Lol that's awesome! You should feel lucky for meeting so many people in your every day life that are into eSports, although I'm still not quite sure whether to like the students from your first blog more or this one.


Haha Yeah I'm pretty lucky I guess, although most of the students at NJIT are STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) majors, and there's surely a correlation between the "nerdiness" of our majors and being gamers ^^ I'm sure I'd have a lot less luck if I was teaching English or sociology at a liberal arts college.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Spec
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Taiwan931 Posts
November 10 2013 16:35 GMT
#9
Ahh I go to Rutgers, do we have meet ups around here?
Eye for an eye make the world go blind - Gandhi
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
November 10 2013 16:59 GMT
#10
What if he said he was a Idra fanboy? Hehehehehe.
liftlift > tsm
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
November 10 2013 17:00 GMT
#11
so now DPB is like day9, my entire TL paradigms have been altered lol.
User was warned for too many mimes.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44447 Posts
November 10 2013 17:02 GMT
#12
On November 11 2013 01:35 Spec wrote:
Ahh I go to Rutgers, do we have meet ups around here?


I'm at Rutgers too Rutgers New Brunswick? I'm doing my PhD there as a student, rather than teaching there as a professor. Got my bachelor's and master's at Rutgers as well ^^
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
November 10 2013 17:15 GMT
#13
Your blogs are quite enjoyable
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44447 Posts
November 10 2013 17:18 GMT
#14
On November 11 2013 02:15 vOdToasT wrote:
Your blogs are quite enjoyable


Thank you I'm happy to hear you like them ^^

On November 11 2013 02:00 docvoc wrote:
so now DPB is like day9, my entire TL paradigms have been altered lol.


lol what/ who did you associate me with before that? XD
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44447 Posts
November 10 2013 17:33 GMT
#15
On November 11 2013 01:59 wei2coolman wrote:
What if he said he was a Idra fanboy? Hehehehehe.


Haha I always preferred IdrA to Stephano, so I wouldn't mind that as much

I'd probably show him the pictures I have with IdrA ^^
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
November 10 2013 17:34 GMT
#16
Cool blog
intricate, elaborate, articulate, crystallize, conceptualize, synthesize
EatThePath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3943 Posts
November 10 2013 19:38 GMT
#17
On November 11 2013 02:00 docvoc wrote:
so now DPB is like day9, my entire TL paradigms have been altered lol.

lol.

this was awesome.
Comprehensive strategic intention: DNE
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44447 Posts
November 10 2013 21:53 GMT
#18
On November 11 2013 02:34 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Cool blog


Thanks!

On November 11 2013 04:38 EatThePath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2013 02:00 docvoc wrote:
so now DPB is like day9, my entire TL paradigms have been altered lol.

lol.

this was awesome.


lol I'm not sure what to make of that!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
November 11 2013 00:09 GMT
#19
It would be great to have you as a teacher, lol
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
Darkren
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1841 Posts
November 11 2013 01:25 GMT
#20
Here is your homework for next class

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