|
On October 18 2013 14:56 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
"You're looking lovely today wonderful smile your lips are like precious rose petals"
"The sunlight looks so peaceful surrounding you and kissing your hair"
"Your eyes are so beautiful like oceans in paradise"
"The photo is so over saturated that you resemble an angel bathed in eternal sunshine"
There has to be some joke about lotion and buckets here... Jesus ass-eating Christ...
|
United Kingdom14103 Posts
On October 18 2013 15:21 kjwcj wrote:
Apt username.
hahahahah
|
You are going about this completely the right way, until you deleted the comments.
Remember - women don't like a man who is timid and indecisive. Post away good man
|
holy fuck, thats flat out scary :x
|
Stalking is a lot harder than people realize.
I feel for you.
|
On October 18 2013 17:49 lichter wrote:
"Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?" is the best compliment a woman can receive
I lol'd
|
|
|
On October 18 2013 14:56 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Now I am well aware that there is a fine line between being complimentary and being downright creepy.
Now all you need to do is become aware of which side you're actually on and you're all set!
|
Netherlands6191 Posts
To be honest I'd be quite creeped out already if I received a notification that some one posted on my wall... and then it didn't exist.
But you're going about it all wrong. Take lichter's advice. Trust me on this.
|
You're a talented poet but the words deserve more than a simple facebook wall. Bedroom walls are much more intimate, and if you can do it in blood (preferably a nearby pet) some crimson calligraphy will really set that romantic mood you're after.
|
On October 19 2013 00:32 Scarecrow wrote:
crimson calligraphy
Sometimes I wish we had a like-function on TL.
|
United Kingdom14103 Posts
On October 19 2013 00:36 SixStrings wrote:Sometimes I wish we had a like-function on TL.
*cough* TL+ *cough*
|
Alas, I'm not made out of money.
|
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
On October 19 2013 01:40 SixStrings wrote:
Alas, I'm not made out of money.
I could sell your organs on the black market, easy, so technically you are
|
On October 19 2013 01:55 lichter wrote:I could sell your organs on the black market, easy, so technically you are
I could do your mom, easy, so technically I'm your father.
|
Best combination of title and OP name in a while. Expected creepiness and OP delivered.
Now that you are exploring the depths and boundaries of creepiness (creepitude), I would like you to quantify creepiness levels based on word choice, message length, and other variables. You can also carry this study into physical, in-person interactions. Then devise a creepiness threshold, (or it will likely be a threshold range, with a moving average depending on subject), based on what level of creepitude an interaction can contain before crossing the threshold and becoming "creepy."
|
|
|
|
|
this blog deserves no less than 5/5 stars
OP is a hero among men
|
On October 19 2013 02:51 Chocolate wrote:
Hello, StateofReverie.
this is always my first thought when I read a creepy blog.
I hope OP is trolling otherwise I feel very bad for this guy. ( well I dont. Im laughing my ass off.)
|
|
|
|
|
|
EPT
