#BSPORTS 101

BisuDagger

Bisutopia19188 Posts

September 28 2013 04:07 GMT

With #BSPORTS becoming so popular it's important to keep everyone up to date on the terminology. What is BSports you ask? Well DUH, it's exactly what you thought! BSports = Bisu Sports. It's the next generation of gaming. Here's a drawing to describe gaming evolution.

So now that we have BSports we need to distinguish between normal units and BSports units. Here's your BSport unit list (again describe with an image for those brain dead)

Bisu Terminology/Berminology (Berms)

But just knowing terms isn't enough! With every #BSPORT there are things that are killing #BSPORTS. So here is a list of ways you may not know are killing #BSPORTS.

Now for what makes #BSPORTS so great:

Thanks for reading. More advanced #BSPORTS coming soon!

lichter

1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts

September 28 2013 04:10 GMT

I approve of BEAVERS

ninazerg

United States7291 Posts

September 28 2013 04:28 GMT

lol, you post this right as I post a blog making fun of eSports. Our minds have become one hivemind.

Edit: 5/5 for bisu

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES49643 Posts

September 28 2013 04:38 GMT

not enough bisu.

you disappoint me, no you disappoint Bisu.

slowbacontron

United States7722 Posts

September 28 2013 04:58 GMT

all right, all right, i'll watch bisu stream.

wingpawn

Poland1342 Posts

September 28 2013 09:08 GMT

Both bow band before: Bisu bawning bumerous bathetic boobs.

McRatyn

Poland901 Posts

September 28 2013 09:55 GMT

Breat bread

PineappleLumpsToss

New Zealand2434 Posts

September 28 2013 10:17 GMT

Haha brilliant.

5/5

endy

Switzerland8970 Posts

September 28 2013 12:25 GMT

You forgot the Biddle Finger
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Kipsate

Netherlands45349 Posts

September 28 2013 14:13 GMT

#10

also the swag bisu

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hp.Shell

United States2527 Posts

September 28 2013 14:35 GMT

#11

Stop it Shine! Stop! We must stop Shine at all costs! FOR #BSPORTS!!!!
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BigFan

TLADT24920 Posts

September 30 2013 04:08 GMT

#12

On September 28 2013 13:07 BisuDagger wrote:
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HAHAHA OMG it's Flash's rule!! XD Anyone else catch that? XD

Love your list of six things killing bsports especially #1. In the near future, Blizzard: "In order to promote bsports more to our audience, we have decided to remove the race terran from the game. The ability of this race to turtle hardcore and then roll out and over their protoss opponents with 200/200 is not what we have envisoned. As a result, only protoss and zerg races will be playable now. This is the only way we can balance this game nerfing Flash and making Bsports the best it can be. Thanks for your understanding! Keep following us to see what our next patch is (hint: buff dark templars, nerf hydras and remove OL speed)"

This needs more loving. BSPORTS! 5/5!

lichter

1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts

September 30 2013 04:11 GMT

#13

On September 30 2013 13:08 BigFan wrote:
"...The ability of this race to turtle hardcore and then roll out and over their [- -] opponents with 200/200 is not what we have envisoned.

Sounds like SC2 to me >.>