EPT[Girl Blog] Out of the friendzone! - Page 2
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aZealot
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Marcinko
South Africa1014 Posts
On August 31 2013 16:46 wingpawn wrote: If I were you, I'd probably kneel before her right there and said something like: "Baby, I just had an epiphany. Your looks Chronoboost my heart and Spawn Larva in my stomach. Your wit sends me higher than mass Fenixes and further than cross-spawns on Whirlwind. Your voice EMPs my anger, Storms my fears and Baneling-busts my self-pity. You are the creep I move and regenerate faster upon; a Xel'Naga Watchtower I can see my future from; a Planetary Fortress I defend 4 Gate with. Marry me, so we could Forge expand together" And then, depending on her response: - if she goes: "Oh my God... Yes, I'll marry you! I love you!" - tell her you were kidding and forget about it. - but if she goes: "WTF YOU R TALKING ABOUT, ZERG DOESNT REGENERATE ON CREEP!!!" - never let her go. The single most epic reply I have ever read! Well done Teoita and good luck. | ||
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ABPoker
Malta8 Posts
On August 31 2013 16:46 wingpawn wrote: If I were you, I'd probably kneel before her right there and said something like: "Baby, I just had an epiphany. Your looks Chronoboost my heart and Spawn Larva in my stomach. Your wit sends me higher than mass Fenixes and further than cross-spawns on Whirlwind. Your voice EMPs my anger, Storms my fears and Baneling-busts my self-pity. You are the creep I move and regenerate faster upon; a Xel'Naga Watchtower I can see my future from; a Planetary Fortress I defend 4 Gate with. Marry me, so we could Forge expand together" And then, depending on her response: - if she goes: "Oh my God... Yes, I'll marry you! I love you!" - tell her you were kidding and forget about it. - but if she goes: "WTF YOU R TALKING ABOUT, ZERG DOESNT REGENERATE ON CREEP!!!" - never let her go. this is amazing | ||
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Japhybaby
Canada301 Posts
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goody153
44282 Posts
On August 31 2013 16:46 wingpawn wrote: If I were you, I'd probably kneel before her right there and said something like: "Baby, I just had an epiphany. Your looks Chronoboost my heart and Spawn Larva in my stomach. Your wit sends me higher than mass Fenixes and further than cross-spawns on Whirlwind. Your voice EMPs my anger, Storms my fears and Baneling-busts my self-pity. You are the creep I move and regenerate faster upon; a Xel'Naga Watchtower I can see my future from; a Planetary Fortress I defend 4 Gate with. Marry me, so we could Forge expand together" And then, depending on her response: - if she goes: "Oh my God... Yes, I'll marry you! I love you!" - tell her you were kidding and forget about it. - but if she goes: "WTF YOU R TALKING ABOUT, ZERG DOESNT REGENERATE ON CREEP!!!" - never let her go. lol you should post this on a joke thread or something | ||
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9-BiT
United States1089 Posts
On August 31 2013 16:46 wingpawn wrote: If I were you, I'd probably kneel before her right there and said something like: "Baby, I just had an epiphany. Your looks Chronoboost my heart and Spawn Larva in my stomach. Your wit sends me higher than mass Fenixes and further than cross-spawns on Whirlwind. Your voice EMPs my anger, Storms my fears and Baneling-busts my self-pity. You are the creep I move and regenerate faster upon; a Xel'Naga Watchtower I can see my future from; a Planetary Fortress I defend 4 Gate with. Marry me, so we could Forge expand together" And then, depending on her response: - if she goes: "Oh my God... Yes, I'll marry you! I love you!" - tell her you were kidding and forget about it. - but if she goes: "WTF YOU R TALKING ABOUT, ZERG DOESNT REGENERATE ON CREEP!!!" - never let her go. Pretty sure buildings regenerate on creep faster than not on creep. If she points that out then you marry her.... double. | ||
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Wineandbread
United States2065 Posts
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