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Gr33n
Profile Blog Joined July 2013
Bahamas113 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-04 03:20:01
August 04 2013 03:19 GMT
#1
A secret evil organization in the year 2015 has attained massive power and influence. They are rumored to be using this power to stamp out any brilliance, talent, creativeness in the world through the employment super villains such as "The Casualizer". This company is known as "blizzard" and has been slowly brainwashing the public into "expecting less and not having to try hard to get things".

A government funded task force known as S.C.I.L (skill) Societal Competency Investigation League is tasked with the job of following up on claims of "casualization" that has been happening for the past 20 years. This group is often times ridiculed by the public who think its impossible for such things to be real. Why would someone WANT to make things super easy, boring, and uncreative?

S.C.I.L. believes "blizzard" has already attempted to casualize sports such as basketball with "bikini babe basketball" and gaming with "cell phone games such as angry birds" and it doesnt stop there. S.C.I.L will stop at nothing to bring this evil cooperation to justice no matter how much wool they are pulling over the publics eyes


wish i was good at drawing comics, would love to make this into 1 lol. there is so many funny things blizzard has done that can be made even more stupid and funny in an unrealistic setting

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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
August 04 2013 03:52 GMT
#2
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Looks like you couldn't be bothered to write a proper novel.

User was warned for this post
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
HaRuHi
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
1220 Posts
August 04 2013 08:48 GMT
#3
"In 2013 they killed Sc2, as it turned out to be not casually enough, since koreans could still find a whole in the skill ceiling. They didn`t region lock their tourneys and the NA scene was basicly wiped, then they gave the monopol of tournament streams to a service that only works properly in NA, so nobody would care to watch anymore."

-Coronell Arthurus Peter Macintosh, founder of the early underground resistance that later turned into S.C.I.L
Gr33n
Profile Blog Joined July 2013
Bahamas113 Posts
August 04 2013 08:54 GMT
#4
i can get down with additions that be kinda fun
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
August 04 2013 14:39 GMT
#5
I'd never use a cheap meme if I didn't think its usage was in touch with the general vibe of OP ;(
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Gr33n
Profile Blog Joined July 2013
Bahamas113 Posts
August 04 2013 16:15 GMT
#6
thought u were making a joke. regardless nazi tl mods strike again

User was banned for this post.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
August 04 2013 16:25 GMT
#7
Yes I was making a joke on top of your joke
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Gr33n
Profile Blog Joined July 2013
Bahamas113 Posts
August 04 2013 17:05 GMT
#8
you get banned for posting "strong opinions" or stating dislikes but yeh its def a good joke

side note. 2 person blog chat is the new meta
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland27478 Posts
August 04 2013 20:12 GMT
#9
There's actually a discussion to be had on whether being more mainstream is detrimental to game output, this isn't it though.

My perspective on the 'casual' debate is its the fault of devs for underestimating their audience, blame them. You see the same in film or music industries.
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