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Out-Macroing an Alien Invasion

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MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
July 09 2013 23:08 GMT
#1
So I was thinking, if aliens ever attacked Earth with superior tech and weapon strength (upgrades), what would be the only way for us to stay alive? We would have to out-macro them, right?

How would we out-macro them?

Well first, we need to build more bases and get more money. So we would need to make a bunch of farms and start getting a ton of crops. We would probably start mining a lot more for natural gas and minerals too. We would have to make a bunch of silos to hold grains to increase our supply.

The next step would be to build more production facilities. Now this would mean making a bunch of training facilities to teach our young men and women how to fight and to properly arm them for battle. So more barracks and factories.

But if the aliens had warp-in tech then we would REALLY need to start macroing hard. We would basically be up against their entire planet's population of warriors which they could warp in at will.

How could we possibly deal with that?

Polygamy. We need more larva. Monogamy just wouldn't cut it. I think we could modify the DNA of infants so we get a TON of females and a lot less males. More larva. Then we legalize polygamy. A couple decades later we would have plenty of strong warriors.

Now I know what you're thinking. "How would we even last long enough for polygamy macro to kick in?"

Well, lets not forget that those two decades are not really decades. They're Blizzard decades. A Blizzard decade is really only 6 months. So if we could build enough bunkers, turrets, and siege tanks to hold for about a year, we could probably macro up enough marines to repel the invasion.

Anyway, I hope the leaders of the world read this and enter this play into their strategy book in case aliens start warping invisible ninjas into our cities to kill all our construction workers.

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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18838 Posts
July 09 2013 23:15 GMT
#2
No amount of macro will save us from a relativistic kill vehicle.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
GreenHorizons
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States23450 Posts
July 09 2013 23:23 GMT
#3
On July 10 2013 08:08 MichaelDonovan wrote:
So I was thinking, if aliens ever attacked Earth with superior tech and weapon strength (upgrades), what would be the only way for us to stay alive? We would have to out-macro them, right?

How would we out-macro them?

Well first, we need to build more bases and get more money. So we would need to make a bunch of farms and start getting a ton of crops. We would probably start mining a lot more for natural gas and minerals too. We would have to make a bunch of silos to hold grains to increase our supply.

The next step would be to build more production facilities. Now this would mean making a bunch of training facilities to teach our young men and women how to fight and to properly arm them for battle. So more barracks and factories.

But if the aliens had warp-in tech then we would REALLY need to start macroing hard. We would basically be up against their entire planet's population of warriors which they could warp in at will.

How could we possibly deal with that?

Polygamy. We need more larva. Monogamy just wouldn't cut it. I think we could modify the DNA of infants so we get a TON of females and a lot less males. More larva. Then we legalize polygamy. A couple decades later we would have plenty of strong warriors.

Now I know what you're thinking. "How would we even last long enough for polygamy macro to kick in?"

Well, lets not forget that those two decades are not really decades. They're Blizzard decades. A Blizzard decade is really only 6 months. So if we could build enough bunkers, turrets, and siege tanks to hold for about a year, we could probably macro up enough marines to repel the invasion.

Anyway, I hope the leaders of the world read this and enter this play into their strategy book in case aliens start warping invisible ninjas into our cities to kill all our construction workers.



You mean how could the human virus survive the best attempts of the most prolific warriors ever attempts to save the known universe from the plague known as humanity? ;P
"People like to look at history and think 'If that was me back then, I would have...' We're living through history, and the truth is, whatever you are doing now is probably what you would have done then" "Scratch a Liberal..."
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
July 09 2013 23:26 GMT
#4
On July 10 2013 08:23 GreenHorizons wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 10 2013 08:08 MichaelDonovan wrote:
So I was thinking, if aliens ever attacked Earth with superior tech and weapon strength (upgrades), what would be the only way for us to stay alive? We would have to out-macro them, right?

How would we out-macro them?

Well first, we need to build more bases and get more money. So we would need to make a bunch of farms and start getting a ton of crops. We would probably start mining a lot more for natural gas and minerals too. We would have to make a bunch of silos to hold grains to increase our supply.

The next step would be to build more production facilities. Now this would mean making a bunch of training facilities to teach our young men and women how to fight and to properly arm them for battle. So more barracks and factories.

But if the aliens had warp-in tech then we would REALLY need to start macroing hard. We would basically be up against their entire planet's population of warriors which they could warp in at will.

How could we possibly deal with that?

Polygamy. We need more larva. Monogamy just wouldn't cut it. I think we could modify the DNA of infants so we get a TON of females and a lot less males. More larva. Then we legalize polygamy. A couple decades later we would have plenty of strong warriors.

Now I know what you're thinking. "How would we even last long enough for polygamy macro to kick in?"

Well, lets not forget that those two decades are not really decades. They're Blizzard decades. A Blizzard decade is really only 6 months. So if we could build enough bunkers, turrets, and siege tanks to hold for about a year, we could probably macro up enough marines to repel the invasion.

Anyway, I hope the leaders of the world read this and enter this play into their strategy book in case aliens start warping invisible ninjas into our cities to kill all our construction workers.



You mean how could the human virus survive the best attempts of the most prolific warriors ever attempts to save the known universe from the plague known as humanity? ;P

No. I can't possibly mean that when I don't even know what it means. How can one mean something without knowing what it means to mean it?
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 09 2013 23:26 GMT
#5
Terran is OP when starting off with nukes.
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
July 09 2013 23:28 GMT
#6
On July 10 2013 08:26 Chairman Ray wrote:
Terran is OP when starting off with nukes.

Hard to nuke a bunch of carriers when our ghosts don't have ground to point their laser at.
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
July 09 2013 23:38 GMT
#7
Micro bro, who needs macro?

Invisible ninjas? just position tanks and fire at the marine you planted next to them
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MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
July 09 2013 23:46 GMT
#8
On July 10 2013 08:38 Targe wrote:
Micro bro, who needs macro?

Invisible ninjas? just position tanks and fire at the marine you planted next to them

Hmm, suicide bombers, huh? I wonder if that would be more or less popular than polygamy?
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
July 09 2013 23:58 GMT
#9
Or we could recommission the USS Missouri and kill their proxy pylon.
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
SnipedSoul
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2158 Posts
July 10 2013 00:04 GMT
#10
All we need is a Mac to upload a virus into their mothership.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
July 10 2013 01:47 GMT
#11
On July 10 2013 08:58 iTzSnypah wrote:
Or we could recommission the USS Missouri and kill their proxy pylon.


On July 10 2013 09:04 SnipedSoul wrote:
All we need is a Mac to upload a virus into their mothership.


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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32083 Posts
July 10 2013 02:05 GMT
#12
On July 10 2013 09:04 SnipedSoul wrote:
All we need is a Mac to upload a virus into their mothership.

And victory cigars and Will Smith
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
July 10 2013 02:27 GMT
#13
Pshhh. All we need to do is upload a program to one of our helicopters to pick up a tank whenever an alien comes near it, and then drop it out of the aliens range to shoot.

We need... the Automaton 2000!

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LRM)TechnicS
Profile Joined May 2008
Bulgaria1565 Posts
July 10 2013 09:04 GMT
#14
polygamy macro rofl ! but we don't know so much stuff to imagine an alien invasion at least moderately precisely so we know what to do to defend at this point in time (in case we are actually being physically attacked the way we know it).
if they come here and started doing stuff it could as well be for non-invasion/non-aggressive purposes which we perceive as invasion/attack.Like they can just come and start recalling humans to somewhere to be peacefully investigated and turned back or perhaps the aliens also have a lottery with some sweet intraplanet vacations so they picked a human to recall to some sweetass place and give him 5star universe services. In this case we would be like 'oh shit, they are evaporating our dudes! better attack them' and that wouldn't be optimal imo
polygamy macro ftw
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Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-10 09:43:37
July 10 2013 09:38 GMT
#15
If the entire population of earth was threatened, there would be no need for money.

"Theres an alien in my house, i need ammo"

It wouldnt be more like "That'll be $20 sir." It'll be more like "Heres the ammo, heres a better gun, want some halp brah?"

Relatively the same for bigger trades between companies and armies, we're all one big army now, communication and resources are key. Nobody is going to withhold resources...


Oh shit i forgot, humans are cunts. NEVERMIND.

Let the aliens kill us all.

On July 10 2013 11:05 QuanticHawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 10 2013 09:04 SnipedSoul wrote:
All we need is a Mac to upload a virus into their mothership.

And victory cigars and Will Smith


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esReveR
Profile Joined February 2010
United States567 Posts
July 10 2013 09:53 GMT
#16
On July 10 2013 18:38 Capped wrote:
If the entire population of earth was threatened, there would be no need for money.

"Theres an alien in my house, i need ammo"

It wouldnt be more like "That'll be $20 sir." It'll be more like "Heres the ammo, heres a better gun, want some halp brah?"

Relatively the same for bigger trades between companies and armies, we're all one big army now, communication and resources are key. Nobody is going to withhold resources...


I'd love to think things like this would happen, but human beings are too greedy to cooperate in such a manner. There would be so much backstabbing between the governments of the world in an attempt to gain more power after the conflict, that we would never get a true unified resistance effort. As such, human beings would cease to exist, and the Earth would be destroyed.
Skill is relative.
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-10 10:00:05
July 10 2013 09:59 GMT
#17
On July 10 2013 08:46 MichaelDonovan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 10 2013 08:38 Targe wrote:
Micro bro, who needs macro?

Invisible ninjas? just position tanks and fire at the marine you planted next to them

Hmm, suicide bombers, huh? I wonder if that would be more or less popular than polygamy?

Use death row inmates?

And this is a god damn alien invasion, it's for the greater good.
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
RouaF
Profile Joined October 2010
France4120 Posts
July 10 2013 14:38 GMT
#18
I like your idea, especially the part about polygamy and having to fornicate to spawn more soldiers. I'd volunteer.
HeeroFX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2704 Posts
July 10 2013 15:00 GMT
#19
What if they just blow us up from space?
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
July 10 2013 17:17 GMT
#20
On July 11 2013 00:00 HeeroFX wrote:
What if they just blow us up from space?

Well Yamato canons are single target only. So they could probably take out a few buildings but they would eventually run out of energy and we could probably counter attack. Or if we are really badasses we could send ghosts to EMP their battlecruisers.
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
July 10 2013 20:45 GMT
#21
Just give Lim Yo Hwan the commands of all forces the humans have and we should be ok

+ Show Spoiler +
But seriously, if aliens had the technology to reach us, they would inherently have the technology to vaporize us in a blink of an eye lol
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
July 11 2013 09:44 GMT
#22
On July 11 2013 05:45 sorrowptoss wrote:
Just give Lim Yo Hwan the commands of all forces the humans have and we should be ok

+ Show Spoiler +
But seriously, if aliens had the technology to reach us, they would inherently have the technology to vaporize us in a blink of an eye lol


What if the aliens actually came from mars?
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
woreyour
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
582 Posts
July 11 2013 12:37 GMT
#23
LOL polygammy? really? I just think your one horny mofo who wants to bang lots of chicks for that go muslim.

Anyway, seriously if say protoss invades us now, no amout of macro can help us, I bet they would just wipe 30% of the world's population in 3 days. I say micro. We need to stay alive and stay killing.

But when mircoing, we need to unite as one fighting army. Like in warcraft or Sc2 campaign, we need to unite all the tribes and fight in unison. We need to disregard our differences and fight the common enemy. We need to utilize guerilla tactics, small fighting units and skirmishes. Drop play if you may(terran), airstrike supports(CnC) and fast hit and run( hellion runbyes). Lets just hope the Aliens dont nuke us and they are not that cunning. We have home court advantage :D
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