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MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
June 26 2013 21:16 GMT
#1
My acquaintance, –I wouldn't say friend– dared me to sleep with a hooker a while back, telling me he would give me 250 bucks, he plays poker so he has lots of money and tells people to do things that amuses him for them. He said I would have to pay for the hooker myself. I had little experience, well none, when it comes to sleeping with hookers but I really needed the money to buy a couple of books (note my addiction to fine books.)

Anyway, I went online the same day browsing escorts, and I ranked them by cheapest first thinking I'd get more money over this way, ill just have to stick it out, I really wanted those books.

This is how I met Anna, she was really cheap at 80 bucks, but I thought she didn't look so bad, in those pictures at least, but I figured they were five years old afterward. She was a black beauty with terribly trashy clothes on and a nice rack and booty. Anyway I called her up and she told me to call me the next day at 7pm because she was booked full for the day, this kind of made me a bit uneasy.

So the next day comes and I call her exactly at 7pm, she answers, and her voice is just weird, I can't even describe it, like dead inside, flat, dead in tone. She seemed a bit bothered by me and told me to call back in 30, so I did, and this other woman answers telling me she's in the shower she just got done with some guy, told me to call back in 30 and hung up on me. I didn't really enjoy hearing that, but I was at least glad she just showered.

So now I call and she barely wants me to come by I can hear it in her voice, she tells me it will be worth it, she promises me she will make me so happy. I'm completely unconvinced. At this point I'm all in, I had disconnected my brain. She told me to come to a certain street corner in 30 minutes, So I get there and I'm standing looking completely out of place, this was the trashiest street corner of all town, I even saw a loose dog run by as I waited, and I only waited five minutes. It was dark and crap was lying around, even saw three used condoms on the street. I began imagining what other things could occur during a time span of a whole day around these parts.

Now Anna comes, I'm frightened, she looked about 26-27, but she told me she was 21, I believed her tho, because I bet she has led a tough life. she leads me up to this apartment, everything was really awkward, she's trying to make me comfortable tho but it's not really working. we get into her apartment, it's quite nice, It had some nice furniture. I figured being a hooker can earn you some money over time. She leads me into the bedroom and starts undressing me and her head moves downward, now this part I don't have to describe but eventually she's on top of me riding away, I try to play along touching her some, but she was completely not there, it was like she was waiting for the train or something, or doing the dishes. It was like having sex with a robot or something. I began to go soft, it was a major turn off. I expected her to get me going again but she just said I was done. But I told her I just got soft, it had been like 2 minutes since I got in the door and she just gave me a stale look like it was my fault and tells me to get dressed and get out.

So I just begin getting dressed, kinda pissed off and happy to get out of there at the same time, I thought she wasn't morally sound. And here it kind of snapped, she was standing by the corner of the room getting dressed as well, but I was much faster than her and had seen that the money I had given her was on a chair next to the bed. I just walked up and took them and began walking out and she screamed after me, her friend who had answered the phone came from the other room and I told them to "Back the fuck off!" with a crazy look in my eyes and her friend told her "fuck, just let him go". I saw they were kind of frightened and I just began running like I was going to die, I thought maybe there's a pimp nearby that will shoot me. But I get home, I lay down in my bath and cried a little bit, feeling I would never be clean again.

So I told my acquaintance all of this and he gave me 250 bucks, I felt it wasn't really worth it all, I felt raped, but I was pleased in some strange way that I had got out of there with my money and the bet completed, I've vowed to never sleep with a hooker again.



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Flicky
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
England2662 Posts
June 26 2013 21:22 GMT
#2
So what books did you get?
Liquipedia"I was seriously looking for a black guy" - MrHoon
divito
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1213 Posts
June 26 2013 21:23 GMT
#3
You get what you pay for.
Skype: divito7
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
June 26 2013 21:24 GMT
#4
I got the 6 first books in the patrick obrian aubrey maturin series

http://www.foliosociety.com/book/MSC/master-and-commander

here's the first book
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Entertaining
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada793 Posts
June 26 2013 21:24 GMT
#5
..So you essentially raped a 21 year old hooker because you didnt think she was morally sound? Your a sick fuck from my point of view.
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
June 26 2013 21:30 GMT
#6
On June 27 2013 06:24 Entertaining wrote:
..So you essentially raped a 21 year old hooker because you didnt think she was morally sound? Your a sick fuck from my point of view.


What? I can assure you she put my erect penis into her vagina with her own hand
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BadBinky
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland649 Posts
June 26 2013 21:33 GMT
#7
You're too clever for me. You don't need free lessons from me.
It's more important to be tough than to have any fun.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 26 2013 21:34 GMT
#8
Shoulda at least paid her with barbecue tools
lantz
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States762 Posts
June 26 2013 21:34 GMT
#9
it's normal that you got soft, when you hit puberty you will be able to get the deed done, i promise.
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
June 26 2013 21:39 GMT
#10
On June 27 2013 06:33 BadBinky wrote:
You're too clever for me. You don't need free lessons from me.


huh what do you mean?
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kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
June 26 2013 21:57 GMT
#11
Holy shit your blogs are amazing.
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
June 26 2013 22:09 GMT
#12
your friend is a twisted fuck.


next time he asks you to do crazy shit like that, wait for him to give you a price, then double it.
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
June 26 2013 22:13 GMT
#13
On June 27 2013 06:34 Chairman Ray wrote:
Shoulda at least paid her with barbecue tools


Well this guy got a reputation fast.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
June 26 2013 22:21 GMT
#14
On June 27 2013 06:57 kollin wrote:
Holy shit your blogs are amazing.


Thanks, I just try to tell it like it is
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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 26 2013 22:23 GMT
#15
On June 27 2013 06:24 MarklarMarklarr wrote:
I got the 6 first books in the patrick obrian aubrey maturin series

http://www.foliosociety.com/book/MSC/master-and-commander

here's the first book


I can't speak to the rest of this blog post, but this is a good series of books. I feel like it dips after the first four or so, but then it returns to form later on.

He was one of my favourite Irish writers.
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HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
June 26 2013 22:33 GMT
#16
This blog and your other blog... are they real?

I feel like this is some sort of existential, post modern commentary about... something. Do people actually behave the way you describe? Do YOU actually behave the way you describe? Do you really live in Fiji, or did you just pick some random place?

I'm so confused...
Out there, the Kid learned to fend for himself. Learned to build. Learned to break.
TheTenthDoc
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9561 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-26 22:41:25
June 26 2013 22:41 GMT
#17
On June 27 2013 07:09 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
your friend is a twisted fuck.


next time he asks you to do crazy shit like that, wait for him to give you a price, then double it.


And then use the money to buy my book as many times as you can. It's a pretty good paperweight! Amazon might not ship to Fiji, though.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 26 2013 23:00 GMT
#18
Should we inform the author about how far his readers are willing to go to read his books?
balls516
Profile Joined June 2013
China35 Posts
June 26 2013 23:09 GMT
#19
total scumbag move if this is real. no respect

and its also telling that you think a defining quality of a tough neighborhood is a loose dog walking by, LOL time to expand your horizons.
MarklarMarklarr
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Fiji226 Posts
June 26 2013 23:54 GMT
#20
On June 27 2013 08:09 balls516 wrote:
total scumbag move if this is real. no respect

and its also telling that you think a defining quality of a tough neighborhood is a loose dog walking by, LOL time to expand your horizons.


What? I wasn't even bothering describing the neighbourhood, It's filled with prostitutes and drug dealers. I only mentioned that dirty loose dog because of how surreal it felt.
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