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The Lady in the Park

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HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
June 15 2013 02:28 GMT
#1

High Literature is about language, humanity, purple-green colored clouds, girls, poetry, joy, third century robots, love, evil tongues that give eternal pleasure, dead butterflies, marshmallow caves, swimming on velvet blankets, jumping on a lake, and everything that tickles the intellect, makes the heart feel sublime emotions, and opens your mind about life, truth, the universe, and all things bright and wonderful. It is my way of contributing my talent and my heart to TL. Enjoy!


Hi guys, Thank you as always for the encouragement and praise. To those demanding the last few chapters of the ApocalypZe series, you may have to wait a little as there are others who request for more time to really digest the story. As for the The Sun is Wet, it is really getting bigger than I expected, so it has to wait a little bit more. For now, I want to share this sketch with you, a hybrid, noir and children's story, Quite long so breaking it into two, here's the first part. Love and cheers!




The Lady in the Park




She was the kind of girl that could drain a juicebox at thirty yards, if you catch my drift. Her legs propped her up to a good three feet and kept her there; the blonde ringlets gave her an innocent look that might have fooled a better man, but I'd seen too much in my seven years to fall for it. This girl was going to be trouble. I could smell it on her.

She sashayed over to the monkeybars like a kid who had nothing left to lose, but I saw her take a quick look around before she started talking to me. Girls like her wouldn't usually risk trekking over to my little corner of the playground, let alone being seen talking to me. I recognised her immediately, but I knew she wouldn't have been able to pick me out of a crowd. Someone must have pointed her in my direction.

'I need a favour,' she said. No small talk. Straight to the point. She was growing on me, but 'favour' was a dirty word to a man in my line of work; it was no 'poophead', but few things were. I waited for her to continue. 'There's this sixth-grader...'

'No dice, doll,' I said, cutting her off. 'I don't get involved with the big kids. They've got their territory, and we've got ours. You know the rules. Are you looking to get me wedgied?'

'I thought rules were meant to be broken.'

'Sure. For a price. I'm not sure you can afford me.'

'We'll see about that.' She reached into her pocket and out came a clenched fist. She held it out towards me. 'Take it, then,' she said. 'Before anyone sees.'

She slipped the green into my hand, and I risked taking a look. Doublemint. A ten pack. Big money in a place like this. Whatever she wanted, it wasn't going to come cheap. She could have had her pick of errand boys with that kind of green behind her; hell, she'd brought enough for everyone.

And yet she'd given it to me.

'Jesus,' I said. 'This is from a multipack. Did your mother go to Costco or something?'

'Something like that.'

'You can't go waving that kind of cash around here.' I kept my voice low; you could never tell when there might be a teacher listening. Sure, I hadn't done anything wrong -- yet -- but too much attention could make my line of work difficult. It was better to keep your head down and out of trouble for as long as possible. I was no angel -- I'd done a stint or two in detention -- but I had no plans to go back there any time soon. It changes a kid.

She shrugged. 'Well, there it is. And there's plenty more where that came from. Half now, half later.'

'Gum?'

'Whatever it takes. Snickers. Hershey's. Reese's, if you know how to keep your mouth shut. No one likes a snitch.'

It was big money, and it was at least two hours until lunch. The rumbling in my stomach told me that I'd regret it if I didn't take the deal, but I had a nagging feeling of doubt: a strange sensation that something was about to go horribly wrong, the way I had last summer in the moments before I sent a baseball arcing through the air towards the Madison house. Then, like now, I knew better than to hang around waiting for the crash.

'I can't help you,' I said firmly.

The look in her eyes told me she wasn't a girl who was accustomed to hearing the word no. 'And where am I supposed to go instead?'

'I don't know, and I don't care,' I tried to say, but the words stuck fast to my tongue and I couldn't get them out. What harm could it do to give her a tip off?

I pointed to the sandbox. 'Over there. Ask for Stinky Jimmy.'

'Stinky Jimmy?'

I nodded. 'It's justified. He's a paste-eater, but he's a good kid. And he'll work for cheap. You could get him for half a pack. Maybe six strips if he's feeling flush. But you didn't hear it from me.'

She seemed satisfied. With one delicate fingernail, she picked open the gum packet and handed me a strip. 'For your trouble,' she said, then swanned off in search of a more gullible rube to do her dirty work for her.

I turned it over and over in my fingers, brought it up close and gave a deep sniff. It smelt legit, and the package was sealed, but looks could be deceiving; I couldn't take the risk. Before I could talk myself out of it, I walked up to the trash can and tossed it inside. The guys at the dump could fight over it.

I wasn't risking a case of cooties for nobody.



(...to be concluded...)



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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 15 2013 02:46 GMT
#2
How does one drain a juicebox at thirty yards?
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9175 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-15 04:11:26
June 15 2013 03:15 GMT
#3
Good to see you're actually trying with this one.

edit: scrap that, plagiarism is a new low
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Sushies
Profile Joined May 2013
United States8 Posts
June 15 2013 03:29 GMT
#4
Woo! Hilarious. I once drained a kid's "juicebox", at fifty yards. With a pellet gun, no less.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
June 15 2013 03:32 GMT
#5
Didn't I read this on Reddit recently......?
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-15 03:52:51
June 15 2013 03:51 GMT
#6
On June 15 2013 12:32 WaveofShadow wrote:
Didn't I read this on Reddit recently......?


Yes, good for pointing this out. I have read all of HataZstriker's blogs, and this one is a distinctively different writing style.

I have done a search, and I found the reddit article:
http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeIAmA/comments/1g6u3l/explain_the_unwritten_rules_of_the_playground_as/cahavg8

It is written by author Esther Harshom, who has plenty of publishings:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Esther-Harshom/e/B00AGBD8X4

I looked through the reddit account's previous posts to see if any of them matched with the OP's previous blogs, in case they are the same person. They are not. EstherHarshom on Reddit mentioned that she has done a PhD in writing while the highest credential that the OP has stated is taking a writing workshop. This should be enough evidence that this in fact is plagiarism.
caradoc
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada3022 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-15 04:59:32
June 15 2013 04:59 GMT
#7
It was the kind of blog that used phrases like 'drain a juicebox at thirty yards', if you catch my drift. The writing stretched to a good page and a half, and it used every sentence of it; the prose gave it a hardboiled feel that would have fooled a less read man, but I'd seen too much in my time on reddit. This blog was plagiarism, and I could smell it.
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea...
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-15 05:17:15
June 15 2013 05:15 GMT
#8
On June 15 2013 12:51 Chairman Ray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 15 2013 12:32 WaveofShadow wrote:
Didn't I read this on Reddit recently......?


Yes, good for pointing this out. I have read all of HataZstriker's blogs, and this one is a distinctively different writing style.

I have done a search, and I found the reddit article:
http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeIAmA/comments/1g6u3l/explain_the_unwritten_rules_of_the_playground_as/cahavg8

It is written by author Esther Harshom, who has plenty of publishings:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Esther-Harshom/e/B00AGBD8X4

I looked through the reddit account's previous posts to see if any of them matched with the OP's previous blogs, in case they are the same person. They are not. EstherHarshom on Reddit mentioned that she has done a PhD in writing while the highest credential that the OP has stated is taking a writing workshop. This should be enough evidence that this in fact is plagiarism.


Geez, what a douche. So all he wrote was the preamble about how the story was his own.
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
June 15 2013 05:31 GMT
#9
On June 15 2013 13:59 caradoc wrote:
It was the kind of blog that used phrases like 'drain a juicebox at thirty yards', if you catch my drift. The writing stretched to a good page and a half, and it used every sentence of it; the prose gave it a hardboiled feel that would have fooled a less read man, but I'd seen too much in my time on reddit. This blog was plagiarism, and I could smell it.


Oh, a wise guy are we? Well we know what to do with wise guys...
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
June 15 2013 07:41 GMT
#10
lmfao
Moderatorsloppy little slug
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 15 2013 07:54 GMT
#11
Well, looks like we're not gonna be finding out how ApocalypZe ends.
S:klogW
Profile Joined April 2012
Austria657 Posts
June 15 2013 08:40 GMT
#12
Lol! At least one less garbage in the blogs. This guy is a shame!
E = 1.89 eV = 3.03 x 10^(-19) J
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18866 Posts
June 15 2013 08:55 GMT
#13
I knew this day would come. No more High Literature for us.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34505 Posts
June 15 2013 08:58 GMT
#14
Nevertheless I enjoyed reading this. Kudos to the author, whomever it may be!
Moderator
shizaep
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada2920 Posts
June 16 2013 00:37 GMT
#15
Damn, was a nice read.
All the more alluring seeing that the author got permed. The whole time I was reading it, I kept on expecting some vulgar TL bash or some martyrdom to come out of nowhere.

Now I'll never know how the story ends.
You mean I just write stuff here and other people can see it?
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
June 16 2013 05:18 GMT
#16
On June 15 2013 17:55 farvacola wrote:
I knew this day would come. No more High Literature for us.

Things fall apart, the blog cannot hold.
User was warned for too many mimes.
BisuEver
Profile Joined May 2010
United States247 Posts
June 16 2013 06:25 GMT
#17
On June 16 2013 14:18 docvoc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 15 2013 17:55 farvacola wrote:
I knew this day would come. No more High Literature for us.

Things fall apart, the blog cannot hold.

Is that good or bad?
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/10873775/pa-presents-diablo-iii-console-comic-by-katie-rice-9-13-2013
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