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Becoming a Lazy Prick - Page 2

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Azerbaijan
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States660 Posts
May 23 2013 00:58 GMT
#21
I once had a similar job though there were no mega staples. I spent most of my time fighting with the copy machine as it refused to scan or would jam and eat probably 98% of the documents. Never drew blood though. Anyway good blog, I enjoyed it.
Race is Terran
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
United States382 Posts
May 23 2013 01:10 GMT
#22
On May 23 2013 07:17 Archas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2013 07:15 Race is Terran wrote:
well, if you went into the copy room and got the right instrument to remove the mega, could the whole fiasco been avoided?

Yes, you are correct. But, as was stated, I am lazy. Perhaps I shouldn't be so lazy in the future.

I'm suprised you are still hesitant on changing your stance on your lazy personality. For example, if it was me in your position, I wouldn't want to suffer any more physical pain than nesecary and since walking around < blood I would always opt for the easier way out
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 23 2013 01:41 GMT
#23
On May 23 2013 08:06 Manifesto7 wrote:
4/5 minus one for no picture in the spoiler.

Yeah where's the picture :/
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
May 23 2013 01:50 GMT
#24
Wow, you guys are morbid. You're all that interested in seeing injuries?

+ Show Spoiler [Really not that special] +
[image loading]


I cleaned up the blood and everything, so it's just a flap of skin. I'll probably clip it off with cuticle cutters or something.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 23 2013 01:58 GMT
#25
How do we know that's your real hand? And where's the beast that caused this injury?
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-23 02:02:20
May 23 2013 02:00 GMT
#26
Lol, suspicious, are we? I tossed the Mega in the trash at work, like I told you they always are. And as for the hand, you'll simply have to take my word for it. I can't do much to persuade you if you're not inclined to believe me, after all.

I'll get a picture of a Mega tomorrow.

On May 23 2013 10:10 Race is Terran wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2013 07:17 Archas wrote:
On May 23 2013 07:15 Race is Terran wrote:
well, if you went into the copy room and got the right instrument to remove the mega, could the whole fiasco been avoided?

Yes, you are correct. But, as was stated, I am lazy. Perhaps I shouldn't be so lazy in the future.

I'm suprised you are still hesitant on changing your stance on your lazy personality. For example, if it was me in your position, I wouldn't want to suffer any more physical pain than nesecary and since walking around < blood I would always opt for the easier way out

The remark was meant to be funny, like the rest of my blog. Of course I want to avoid personal injury. Since I was a dumbass though, I'm choosing to use self-deprecation to make people laugh.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Race is Terran
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
United States382 Posts
May 23 2013 02:12 GMT
#27
On May 23 2013 11:00 Archas wrote:
Lol, suspicious, are we? I tossed the Mega in the trash at work, like I told you they always are. And as for the hand, you'll simply have to take my word for it. I can't do much to persuade you if you're not inclined to believe me, after all.

I'll get a picture of a Mega tomorrow.

Show nested quote +
On May 23 2013 10:10 Race is Terran wrote:
On May 23 2013 07:17 Archas wrote:
On May 23 2013 07:15 Race is Terran wrote:
well, if you went into the copy room and got the right instrument to remove the mega, could the whole fiasco been avoided?

Yes, you are correct. But, as was stated, I am lazy. Perhaps I shouldn't be so lazy in the future.

I'm suprised you are still hesitant on changing your stance on your lazy personality. For example, if it was me in your position, I wouldn't want to suffer any more physical pain than nesecary and since walking around < blood I would always opt for the easier way out

The remark was meant to be funny, like the rest of my blog. Of course I want to avoid personal injury. Since I was a dumbass though, I'm choosing to use self-deprecation to make people laugh.

meh ok. I guess if you're ok with calling yourself a dumbass, I'm ok with it
sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
May 23 2013 03:11 GMT
#28
Captivating story of a man who risks his life daily for his job.

5 stars
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 23 2013 03:20 GMT
#29
Haha nah, I believe you. I'll be waiting to see this Mega staple though.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
May 23 2013 07:45 GMT
#30
Interesting read. Kudos to you for making work sound interesting and dangerous.
SuperNova - 2015 | SKT1 fan for years | Dear, FlaSh, PartinG, Soulkey, Naniwa
Sekijitsu
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States47 Posts
May 23 2013 07:48 GMT
#31
Well executed my good sir! I look forward to reading more about your trials and tribulations with mega staple bosses and other foes and fiends of the office setting (such as the paper cutter/guillotine)
"Yield and overcome; Bend and be straight; Empty and be full; Wear out and be new; Have little and gain; Have much and be confused" - Lao Tsu
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-23 07:58:09
May 23 2013 07:58 GMT
#32
I tend to not read the pretentious wall-of-text blogs on TL, but this one caught my eye immediately and was quite hilarious. Good job, 5/5.
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
May 23 2013 08:59 GMT
#33
A real lazy person would have brought along the Mega-killing-tool from the get go. Think of all the extra effort you need to kill a mega without it and then of all the extra effort you now have to put into things because you're lacking your full finger power.

3/5, OP lied to me.
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Subversive
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2229 Posts
May 23 2013 09:42 GMT
#34
I didn't really find it very funny, but I gave you a 4/5 anyway.
#1 Great fan ~ // Khan // FlaSh // JangBi // EffOrt //
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 23 2013 14:46 GMT
#35
I will hold off rating you until I figure out what the hell a mega staple is
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-23 15:33:11
May 23 2013 15:31 GMT
#36
Here is a comparison between a regular staple (top) and a Mega (bottom). They may seem similar because the only camera I have on me is my crappy cellphone camera, but rest assured, they are no simple foe to confront.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
May 23 2013 16:49 GMT
#37
Those mega staples look fucking brutal

You really manage to deal with these on a consistent basis huh
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
May 23 2013 17:24 GMT
#38
On May 23 2013 17:59 r.Evo wrote:
A real lazy person would have brought along the Mega-killing-tool from the get go. Think of all the extra effort you need to kill a mega without it and then of all the extra effort you now have to put into things because you're lacking your full finger power.

3/5, OP lied to me.


I don't agree. That would just be a different type of lazy person. Archas here is a "too lazy to get out of chair" lazy person like myself.
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
May 23 2013 17:38 GMT
#39
On May 24 2013 02:24 Rotodyne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2013 17:59 r.Evo wrote:
A real lazy person would have brought along the Mega-killing-tool from the get go. Think of all the extra effort you need to kill a mega without it and then of all the extra effort you now have to put into things because you're lacking your full finger power.

3/5, OP lied to me.


I don't agree. That would just be a different type of lazy person. Archas here is a "too lazy to get out of chair" lazy person like myself.

Precisely! You and me, we've got a connection here.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
May 23 2013 19:58 GMT
#40
Absolutely god damn incredible, so much talent like this on tl it's a joke.
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