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Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3825 Posts
May 21 2013 06:47 GMT
#61
On May 21 2013 07:06 heyoka wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2013 06:38 Grovbolle wrote:
Why not PJTPM

Papa John Tweets Per Minute. Used to measure a players true value/marketability.


Wow this is good, maybe you should be a reporter.

I'll take my payment in Papa John pizza sent across the atlantic. You know, for esports.
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
[F_]aths
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany3947 Posts
May 21 2013 10:30 GMT
#62
I think Marineking has an excellent fashion sense. Or he can just wear anything while looking good.
You don't choose to play zerg. The zerg choose you.
THELEHGOTERRAN
Profile Joined August 2011
United States1837 Posts
May 21 2013 21:24 GMT
#63
lol good stuff
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CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
May 21 2013 23:30 GMT
#64
what happened to that satire thing back int he beta or whatever called the infestor news or something... this reminds me of that
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
May 22 2013 01:34 GMT
#65
Legendary
sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
May 22 2013 01:56 GMT
#66
The previous ones weren't that interesting, but this one is quite funny
Come play Android Netrunner - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=409008
shizaep
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada2920 Posts
May 22 2013 02:52 GMT
#67
Artosis article is nothing less than gold. He really needs to see it, hopefully someone shows him.

Better yet, someone should go back in time and show his 2007 self a replay of him cheesing with dark templar in some ladder game against a Terran who clearly had the intention of going into a straight-up macro game.
You mean I just write stuff here and other people can see it?
Subversive
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2229 Posts
May 22 2013 18:42 GMT
#68
On May 22 2013 11:52 shizaep wrote:
Artosis article is nothing less than gold. He really needs to see it, hopefully someone shows him.

Better yet, someone should go back in time and show his 2007 self a replay of him cheesing with dark templar in some ladder game against a Terran who clearly had the intention of going into a straight-up macro game.

Artosis doesn't cheese though.
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FakePseudo
Profile Joined January 2012
Belgium716 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-22 20:05:33
May 22 2013 20:05 GMT
#69
When asked for details on the new HELO system, TheBB responded "Hellbats produced is the primary variable, but we make sure to account for other important factors, such as 'time of first Hellbat' and 'number of Hellbats dropped.'"


There, I lost it right there. This is pure bliss
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FunKaDeLiC
Profile Joined April 2010
France79 Posts
May 23 2013 11:20 GMT
#70
This is golden ! 5/5 ! Keep it up
Chance.Gilbert
Profile Joined October 2012
Switzerland14 Posts
May 26 2013 03:50 GMT
#71
· Mike Morhaime Disappointed To See Americans in WCS America


I laughed, so hard right here.
"That's the problem with players like this. They don't actually know how to play, so, it's hard to predict what they're doing." - Greg "IdrA" Fields
Grovbolle
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark3825 Posts
June 07 2013 15:01 GMT
#72
HELO

ForGG showed that HPM and HELO are legit today.
Lies, damned lies and statistics: http://aligulac.com
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
June 13 2013 13:42 GMT
#73
When is the next edition of the Preserver coming out?
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
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